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    Senior Member Opieo's Avatar
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    Daily dose of laughter

    lets list some funny sayings and stuff to help people get a good laugh when they are without one
    ill list a more standing funny saying ive been using since awhile back:
    "give a man some fire, he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life"
    actually, i think that might be in my signature? hmmm EDIT: <--- yes, it is
    one i just ready today i found freakin hilarious

    "Johnny was a chemist's son,
    But Johnny is no more.
    What Johnny thought was H20
    was H2SO4"

    i love it
    (sidenote for those who may not know - H2SO4 is sulfiric acid, and is clear like water =P)

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

    Chadwyck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chadwyck View Post
    There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

    Chadwyck

    LOL

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    It's not because god exists that we have to believe in him!

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    cmon people, i know you all have something funny to say!!

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    A variation of my previous post:

    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that can read binary code and those that can't.

    Chadwyck

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    i like that one better, and i guess not too many other people have funny stuff to toss in =(
    i still find that chemist's son freakin hilarious
    cracks me up

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    Edited my post, wasn't funny.

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    An oldie but a goodie:

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The barkeep looks at him funny and says, "Hey, buddy! What's that steering wheel for?" And the pirate replies, "Arrrrh, its drivin' me nuts."

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    Re: daily dose of laughter

    If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.

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