lets list some funny sayings and stuff to help people get a good laugh when they are without one
ill list a more standing funny saying ive been using since awhile back:
"give a man some fire, he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life"
actually, i think that might be in my signature? hmmm EDIT: <--- yes, it is
one i just ready today i found freakin hilarious
"Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
i love it
(sidenote for those who may not know - H2SO4 is sulfiric acid, and is clear like water =P)