Daily dose of laughter

[Opieo]

lets list some funny sayings and stuff to help people get a good laugh when they are without one
ill list a more standing funny saying ive been using since awhile back:
"give a man some fire, he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life"
actually, i think that might be in my signature? hmmm EDIT: <--- yes, it is
one i just ready today i found freakin hilarious

"Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4"

i love it
(sidenote for those who may not know - H2SO4 is sulfiric acid, and is clear like water =P)

[Chadwyck]

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Chadwyck

[Roland]

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Chadwyck

LOL

[Mr Dalai Lamo]

It's not because god exists that we have to believe in him!

[Opieo]

cmon people, i know you all have something funny to say!!

[Chadwyck]

A variation of my previous post:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that can read binary code and those that can't.

Chadwyck

[Opieo]

i like that one better, and i guess not too many other people have funny stuff to toss in =(
i still find that chemist's son freakin hilarious
cracks me up

[Mr Dalai Lamo]

Edited my post, wasn't funny.

[Mad_Bombardier]

An oldie but a goodie:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The barkeep looks at him funny and says, "Hey, buddy! What's that steering wheel for?" And the pirate replies, "Arrrrh, its drivin' me nuts."

[AlphaQUp]

If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.