Promoting this site among many others is part of my weekly work tasks, and I can get busy and often don't read everything, of course. But at the end of the day I am still a TQ fan.
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Promoting this site among many others is part of my weekly work tasks, and I can get busy and often don't read everything, of course. But at the end of the day I am still a TQ fan.
i think ive made it obvious who Aukaun's "2 brothers" are.
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
Me and bob continued along until we came upon a distressed man.
"What are you doing? Did you lose your drugs?"
"No, demons came and stole my daughters dowry! If i can't find it she cannot marry!"
"Wow, human society is so pathetic. Bribing men to take your daughters? thats low. We satyrs arnet THAT sexist, even though our creature type is listed as beastmen.
"Sigh, i guess we should help you. But are you really doing this because they stole your drugs?"
"Maybe........"
"Why do you look so worried, pathetic sexist scum?"
"FINE! I WAS LIENG! PANDARUS STOLE MY DRUGS! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!"
"Well, i guess we can''t help you then."
"No, that was a lie to freak you out. it really was a necklace,"
bob and i werent so sure, but we still entered the conviently placed cave. Seriously, why dont the people with problems sort it out themselves? they usually end up camping outside the bad guy's cave anyway. And why is it that these people always happen to be right in my path? Are they stalking me? Am i being overly paranoid? Do i have issues with asking myself questions? Did i answer myself while asking the previous question?
We entered a cave, to find some cute little yellow guys in the cave. Neither me nor the demons wanted to hurt the other, so they just led to us to their leader, who was much bigger, and was clored red, which was a clear sign he was evil. I shot him with my staff and Bob whacked him, and we slew him. I tried smashing the necklace incase it was actually a drug container. unfortuantly, my stregnth score was only 50, and bob cant touch quest items cause he is a NPC. So we returned to the sexist man and he shouted "THE NECKLACE! MAY THE GODESS HERA BLESS YOU!" Isnt hera the godess of marrieage? then i definetly dont want to be blessed by someone who is sexist againts their own gender.
Last edited by Phantasy_snot; 04-24-2011 at 07:00 PM.
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
ToaO Part 2- Laconia.zip
okay, theres part 2 compiled. The next part is Sparta.
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
Okay, i havent written anythings for this for a long time, im going to try to write something before i go on a long trip, which i leave for on saturday next week, and I wont get back untill the end of june
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
Well, I hope you have fun on your trip.
Every day, the sun rises.
Sigh. As i was entering Sparta, i braced my self for the This Is Sparta! jokes. After me and Bob cleared out the attacking monsters, i talked to Brasidas.
"Hey, where is leonidas?"
"He is at Wal-I mean in a war council."
"<sigh>. Is he doing drugs? Anyway, i need to talk to him."
"<insert quest-giving paragraph about centaur here>"
"Wow, i wish all quest-giving NPCs were as straight-foward as you. You should start an academy. It would save heroes a lot of time"
"Yes, it would sure beat this crummy job. The best part of this quest is you get an extra Skill Point!"
after that, me and bob contiued on, where we met Hippias, who had bean doing drugs and his mentor dude ran away. I agreed to help him. We were killing Wal-Mart employess left and right, and eventually some of the Spartans, who were clearly on drugs, started attacking us. they were riding horses, and upon drinking drugs, turned into Centaurs. I was convinced this was a drug-induced delusion, so i let them kill me so the rebirth fountains would reincarnate me free of drugs. When i came back, they were still centaurs, so i proceeded to kill them.
Last edited by Phantasy_snot; 06-02-2011 at 11:39 AM.
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
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