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I like it. Short, but funny
700 posts - reached on January 11, 2013
Visit my YouTube Channel for Let's Plays, almost every day, or visit my Twitch for better quality: http://www.youtube.com/user/Tauntsa OR http://www.twitch.tv/tauntsa
I know of a place, where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. INDOOR! INDOORS! INDOORS!
am i the only one that has noticed my work has never made it into the newsletter?
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
As I walked through the hills of Laconia, i notice an old edition of the Helos Times, an newspaper that was banned after the Grreat Walmart Wars for spreading propaganda. This is what it said.
The Helos Times
Satyrs Declare War on Greece for unknown causes!
According to the famed Spartan general Leonidas, Satyrs have been rampaging all over Greece. Rumor has it that the centaur Nessus has started a siege on Leonidas’s camp, grounding the Spartans, and preventing them from helping Greece.
Refugees all over Greece are flocking to Delphi to seek the protection of Apollo in the blessed city. But, according to NPC Delphi Guard #4, they haven’t seen arrows raining from the sky, or holy Olympian warriors coming to aid their fight.
According to Spartan NPC Scout #216, the Wal-Mart armies have already conquered Helos via Wal-Mart drugs and are marching to reinforce Nessus’s armies in the siege of Sparta.
The cause for the sudden wars is unknown, but local Helos NPCs have reported that two shady warriors were seen in the area, harassing local Wal-Mart employees and taking their drugs. Allegedly, these warriors made pacts with Hades to become immortal, causing them to rise from the dead as soon as they were killed from suspicious-looking fountains. As a warning to all NPCs, if you see any of these fountains, attempt to destroy it or notify the authorities. Also, if they appear to be shining with holy light, this means the 2 shady warriors are in the area. Contact all possible authorities if possible.
The things was, I used the rebirth fountains. I never made a pact with Hades. Who are these people., and why do the pictures of them look suspiciously like.........me
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
What do you mean. I have had no clue we had a newsletterOriginally Posted by Phantasy_snot
700 posts - reached on January 11, 2013
Visit my YouTube Channel for Let's Plays, almost every day, or visit my Twitch for better quality: http://www.youtube.com/user/Tauntsa OR http://www.twitch.tv/tauntsa
I know of a place, where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. INDOOR! INDOORS! INDOORS!
the thing Venn emails us.
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
FINNALY! ToaO was in the newsletter!
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
Congrats, man! You made the newsletter!
observant people who find they left out some, and if you find it, please dont tell others. Its supposed to be a surprise.................they left out the"me"
Tale of an Oracle, Darth Twins, and Start of Walmart(aka darkness) make up the Wal-Mart Trilogy written by me and my brother. Its basicly if you had the Wal-Mart Pharmacy as the main villains in Titan Quest. I write ToaO, SatyrBane writes SoW, and we co-author Darth Twins. I also run the Return of the Hardcore Xmax thread. I will try to update it as best as i can.
"FINNALY! ToaO was in the newsletter!"
:3
" Spartan NPC Scout #216" this reminds me of Hellgate for some reason.
@Venn,
I'd honestly never say you read posts to such extend to pay attention to the small ones.kudddddddddos!
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