Folks, let's get rich!

[Laurrrr]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the brilliant idea of how I will make this forum rich:
You all know Activision with it's worst joke in the history of gaming and still they have lots of money.
Here is my idea:
If anyone from the forum is willing to join me in my company Uber-Cool Gamez you can post here.
We also need a sponsor. Ward_rb, what do you say?
We are going to do an RPG...err...Golem Age:Origins will do it...then if we don't want our game to be destroyed we are going to promise Gamespot and IGN 10% from the profits.
As an engine we will use Unreal Engine 3 since it's free and we need to give them a few profits.
We are going to create ourselves a fanbase by posting it on moddb.
"Waaa, omfg this is awezome. Gonna go and change my pants.BRB."
"Pretty cool, you guys should really consider going retail"
And retail we are going to go.
Then we will release two DLC's: White Dragon Armor and Wizard Hunt at 100$ each.
The game will need to satisfy both old-school players and retar...casual players.
For the casual:
-you can have sex with 2 chicks
-blooooooooooood
For the old-school:
-it haz inventory
Textures? there is plenty of them...we will add lots of bloom and blur to make it look cool.
Dialogues? I know some guys at a pub who knows a bit of inglish.
Scenery? I can write one in 2 hours.
Dialogue lines? Meh...that's very simple.
Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, DS...Terminator, PC.
Who's with me?

[Raven.rpg]

hahahahahahhahahahahha
geeeeeez
thats great
hahaha
still laughing xD

[ginum]

-you can have sex with 2 chicks

come on dude 2?

Lets make it 50 and its should be called The Misadventures of P.B FIftesom (if you don't get it, nevermind)!

[Phantasy_snot]

are you kidding Laurrrrrr?

[Laurrrr]

ginum- I am doing a game not a porn.
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Phantasy_snot- Nope, i am not kidding.

[ginum]

Allright then we should do a dlc and it should be called Golem Age: The going back to bed ;}

[Laurrrr]

Good idea, the game will last 2 hours with the DLC's.
Ginum, you are responsible with the marketing, just don't get drunk and with the money from the game buy vodka.

[johnjov]

alright, whats next? who's the brilliant game programmer & level designer? if there is one

[Laurrrr]

Neah...level design? Who needs it?
There will be 2 locations in the game:
-your room
-some kind of steppe

We need someone with the multiplayer part, are you willing to join john?

[ginum]

w00t 2 hours let's make it 80 as every combat instance you have to get tactical and its balls hard so you die EVERY FREAKING SECOND! oh and also you have to stay in tactical stance for 5 minutes every move so you can think about you're moves because remeber more hours of playtime more High scores!