this is being written by 2 seperate people, with each paragraph from one of the twins(Maul and Vader). Maul is an archer and Vader is a melee guy.
Curse my brother's insolence! turns out this "canoeing" trip with the convenient waterfall turns out to be a quest for fame and glory. i don't even like canoeing. why did I agree to this.......................
anyway, I asume you want to know what happened. so we get out of the canoe, and we apear to be on a road some where. so me and my insolent brother advance up the road and we see 9 satyrs and 3 boars. Of course this means my brother says "Yay! lets hit things!." I, of course, not being suicidal, decide not to attack, but realise the satyrs must have vision problems and do not notice the fact my brother is trying to beat them to death.
It's not my falt that there just happened to be a waterfall. I dont even like canoeing either, so im not 100% sure why i insisted to go canoeing. So we ended up on a weird road. So along the way I see a guy with an ugly horse who was getting attacked by lots of monsters. I didnt care what happened to the horse since it was so ugly but my brother ( and the guy who owned the horse) insisted we save the ugly thing. I got to attack things and the horse was saved so I guess we were all happy.