The Friendly Bar (Part 5)

[The Envenomed Kiss]

TEK is stoned out of his mind and on his 5th screwdriver

[Brappa]

You should move up onto electric tools, you know, lathe, drill-press, Bandsaw.

[Wyvern]

Like this?

(grabs his BFG10K)

Oh, what the hell.

(blows TFO with BFG10K)

[Wyvern]

So, nobody's coming?

I'm thinking on making a new fake mastery, do you like the idea?

[yerkyerk]

*sees the BFG10k blow up in The_Wyvern's face*

See, that's what you get when using experimental weapons...
What's up with all the violence anyway? Why can't we all be friends?

[Brappa]

It all started when TFO led the rebellion. The Ceiling-Harley probably didn't help either.

[Wyvern]

And I was @ the guerrilla.

(blasts both brappa and yerkyerk with BFG10K)

And the car on the ceiling, it's all Hard Rock.

[Vince]

32 kids, plus three adult workers, in two vehicles for Christian cartoons this morning. The kids behaved, despite hanging out the windows of my station wagon (They had to; we needed the room).

Dry roads today, so we got them home easily, despite their lying to us about where they live; they like to stay in the vehicles and talk with each other.

Bartender! A round of Diet 7-Ups for everyone!

[The Fallen One]

*gets up off of the floor*

Not cool, Wyvern.

*tosses 7-ups to everyone*

I'm making Wyvern the official janitor. Fortunately, that means swapping his BFG10k with a mop.

[yerkyerk]

*gets up, mutters something about immature teens with big guns and compensational problems*

Thanks for the 7up TFO!