Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Picture War!

[yerkyerk]

A rock paper scissors game where your picture has to defeat the previous poster's picture.

Let's start out with a beautiful paradisiacal utopia, Rivendell;
http://edubuzz.org/blogs/campiep7b/files/2008/05/rivendell2.jpg

[Violos]

In what way is it supposed to "defeat" it?

Anyway... this will do. :D

http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chuck-norris.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Doesn't matter how, as long as it beats it.
Dunno why you'd sent in Chucky to destroy a house, but I guess it works.

http://images.elfwood.com/art/c/h/christina/succubus.jpg
Chuck Norris might be invincible, but a succubus seduces him and lets him beat himself up.

[Violos]

Ah, got it. Nice.

In this case I'll send in Paladin Alexander Anderson. He has no love for such creatures, and can ward off their magic.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4439/283965-172550-father-alexander-and_super.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Not sure who this Alexander Anderson is other than a vampire hunter, so at the slight chance of overkill I play the Super Sayan card;
http://www.alitacrew.org/widget/preview/SuperSaiyan.png

[Caw521]

Yeah, eh, you called for it-

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/3334/original/Shoop-Da-Whoop.png?1244651857

[Violos]

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/balls/ball_gag.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://www.greencine.com/images/static/moonraker_jaws.jpg

[nathrakh]

http://willsworkbench.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crowbar1.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z92/SinisterJim606/X-Men/Magneto2.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.thedesigntown.com/new_product_images/sock%27em-boppers-l.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9514222/2/istockphoto_9514222-sewing-needle.jpg

[ginum]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GT4p69EYZ3KHvM:http://thesamerowdycrowd.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rorschach.jpg



Beat that

[mrfreckle]

Awe, I was gonna post a haystack.
Anywho.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/miyagi.jpg

[Violos]

How is Rorschach related to needles?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Acme_anvil.gif

Focused on catching flies, he didn't see that one coming...

[ginum]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:triz77BMzUJ5WM:http://www.navaching.com/forge/forge.gifs/Forge2.jpg





How is Rorschach related to needles?

Dosen't need to Relate but only to beat, so needle dosen't stand a chance against Rorschach.

[yerkyerk]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/269/931665_20060927_screen002.jpg
Ow, and for those who didn't play Crysis; Don't. And it's freezing effects are just a side effect from drawing power from heat sources.

[mrfreckle]

http://www.mcnabbstudios.com/whats_new/topps_cards/galactus.jpg

I'm thinking I'll just have Galactus eat that planet.

[yerkyerk]

http://www.mariquita.com/images/photogallery/jalapeno.tree.jpg
A jalapeno farm. It'll give Galactus a major case of indigestion!

[fathersquid]

http://funcfash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-pepto-family.jpg

[Violos]

The "green" solution
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11240501/Agen_Prunes_Certified_100_Ente_Variety.jpg

[yerkyerk]

That's on the indigestion, right? But it should beat the pharmaceutics.. and I don't see how plums and prunes defeat it..

Anyway, mammoth tank crushes both under it's grinder treads

http://www.blogi.szkolazklasa.pl/privefiles/blog-2299/Apocalypse_Tank%5B1%5D.jpg

[Caw521]

http://www.thewinenetwork.com/image/wines/cork_in_bottle.jpg

Dealing with those puny treads-

http://www.it.uu.se/research/syscon/signalprocessing/topics/NQR/Landmine.jpg

[Violos]

I don't see how plums and prunes defeat it..
They are natural, and taste better! :)

http://battlefield2.net/content/bf2/infos/spieler/usmc/engineer.jpg
Mine?

[Caw521]

http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/canada-goose-flying-mam.jpg

Edit--- what happened to your airplane? o.O

Ummm....

I can't think of one tbh.

[The Fallen One]

http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//2000/600/40/1/12641.jpg


"Quack Qua-*boom*"

[Caw521]

http://www.thewinenetwork.com/image/wines/cork_in_bottle.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.barflyshop.com/images/Happy_Man_Corkscrew_40536.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://richardsonblog.dallasnews.com/NB_07MAGNIFYING.JPG

[Violos]

what happened to your airplane? o.O
The mine was faster.


http://www.funis2cool.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/telescope-connecting-london-and-new-york-01.jpg

[yerkyerk]

It's not supposed to be better at destroying the item in the before last picture than the last picture, it's simply supposed to beat the last picture.
Anyway, I guess if you drop that on a magnifying glass it does the trick...

http://www.rhinotools.com/images/intro_hammer.gif

[Violos]

Hammer this!

http://www.jamesandlaura.com/james/futurama/futurama_man_eating_blob.jpg

[ginum]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DmLmClM37qxU8M:http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-90027-1205171981.jpg

PURGE THE ALIEN
BURN THE HERETIC

[yerkyerk]

http://www.sinistershop.com/Images4web/G82_canopener.jpg

[Caw521]

http://www.techdigest.tv/can-crusher.jpg

Well... dunno if the soup can would fit under it but still...

[yerkyerk]

It's the can opener, I'm not going to battle a space marine with a can of soup.. unless it's way over date ofcourse - or perhaps aim it at the space marine's head, which for an inexplicable reason is not covered.

Anyway, this should make short work of most metal components;
http://www.walkdenmetals.co.uk/images/crusher.gif

[mrfreckle]

http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/13/a50_lotito.jpg

This guys name is Michel Lotito aka Monsieur Mangetout, and he ate a plane. This metal grinder would be a snack.

[ginum]

It's the can opener, I'm not going to battle a space marine with a can of soup.. unless it's way over date ofcourse - or perhaps aim it at the space marine's head, which for an inexplicable reason is not covered.

Anyway, this should make short work of most metal components;
http://www.walkdenmetals.co.uk/images/crusher.gif

its a sargeant

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:EFUHiufHNbLEqM:http://c2.api.ning.com/files/p0jR0dBjhBn8SPcC0-tSljCabPUtl7N3ObdyKlyqjgW*zm11LiOboRYPdBJ4MHfhSlbD jGL4x-Aa3BEaMCQ4nJuif4g6bJPk/BarrettM107.jpg

BOOM HEADSHOT

[Violos]

Too many heads!

http://www.abload.de/img/minionsnffn.jpg

[The Envenomed Kiss]

http://baptistplanet.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/easy-bake-oven_purple.jpg

[The Fallen One]

http://stateoftheline.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/ist2_3885599-pull-the-plug.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.3dsnap.com/Downloads/Appliances%20and%20Household%20Items/Electric%20Socket%2002%20-%20European_01.jpg

Here's a socket that will not plug into.

[ginum]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:a6ZRVrVZ-Gx2xM:http://gotnomilk.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fork.jpg

This should...

[Violos]

http://www.restaurantwidow.com/images/2007/10/18/squish_soup.jpg

I don't get the toy oven. They'd probably be distracted by playing with it for a minute... then smash it.

[yerkyerk]

I don't get the socket either, as the previous picture pulled the plug - than countering it by showing an unpluggable socket.. oh well :)

Nice one with the soup. Soup's no match for Bruce though
http://www.cinekklesia.com/images/articles/BruceAlmighty_gt.jpg

[Violos]

Especailly if it doesn't have a plug. ;) But meh...


Jim Carrey < Tim Curry

http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/74ab6fb77553382f40fda8188696b01627899/the+rocky+horror+picture+show

edit: was supposed to link to this. http://www.abload.de/thumb/timcurrybigelevp4lb.jpg (http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=timcurrybigelevp4lb.jpg)

[yerkyerk]

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080421/photobucket_logo.png
Photobucket is greater than hotlinking :D (and yes, that's a hotlink to a photobucket logo)
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you should perhaps press F5 and take another look at your picture

[Violos]

http://gymnasium-mariengarden.de/reliwoche09/wp-content/uploads/youtube-logo.jpg

[The Fallen One]

http://www.plim.org/2y2k.gif

I crash youtube using the dread power of Y2K!

[mrfreckle]

http://www.theapplecollection.com/Lucy/large/y2k.jpg

Apple asks what's Y2K?

The socket from earlier, I didn't know whether to go after the hand or the plug (chose wrong go figure.)

Shoulda resized (sorry at work.)

[fathersquid]

http://www.storeshop.com/images/apple-peeler.jpg

[Violos]

http://www.fun2cook.ch/out/oxbaseshop/html/0/dyn_images/1/cook_with_jamie_1_p1.jpg

Skill > Gadgets

[ginum]

http://www.freefoto.com/images/33/15/33_15_15---Fire-Flame-Texture_web.jpg


Burn MOMA****** Burn

I hate that guy, jamie

I wonder how he got chosen as our Minister of food we should have gordon ramsey not that guy.

[bonobo4]

Err, I don't fully understand this game but I'll give it a go.

Ok.
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/200452767-001.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF531022D54D2D5BD2000C2C35B8DF32598 A6C89933883D2B476529E79887609E4F

[fathersquid]

@bonobo - that first attempt didn't seem to work to well to me...

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/679060/2/istockphoto_679060_peeing_dog.jpg

[bonobo4]

@bonobo - that first attempt didn't seem to work to well to me...

What do you mean exactly?
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hrN33ZMWrkPNOM:http://www.organizeit-online.com/images/2103_cd_cloth.jpg

If you don't get it I'm wiping up the mess.

[The Fallen One]

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg

Flamethrower sez hai.

[Violos]

Hi!
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/3323934.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=45B0EB3381F7834D701783C9CDBD93B4A2B8F83922A7FC1A E23FEF406871B787

[fathersquid]

What do you mean exactly?

I thought you tried to post a picture, but I didn't see one in your first post...

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/04/30/20/400_F_4302043_8wGKS2meSzb0kbxVrNoZLZ498RmDm6Fl.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.eknori.de/_data/hamster-wheel-motorcycle-797970.jpg

No gas needed if you have a hamstercycle!

[The Fallen One]

http://www.snakeeducation.com/snakes/photos/Boa%20Constrictor%20%20Styles%20%20Aug%2006.JPG

So much for your hamster.

[mrfreckle]

http://www.birdhouse.org/etc/boot.gif

Die snake!

[ginum]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Old_Woman_who_lived_in_a_shoe-Kronheim.jpg/200px-Old_Woman_who_lived_in_a_shoe-Kronheim.jpg

Must make a great home that shoe.

[fathersquid]

http://www.nngov.com/human-services/images/child-welfare

Not once these guys get word of it...

[bonobo4]

To beat children, you need someone who doesn't understand them.
http://www.umich.edu/%7Ethyliasm/Stig.jpg
Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to beat children. Was going to post an axe or machine gun, but oh well.

[ginum]

But he does understand
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Yev18w3z2l9CtM:http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/saab-99-rally-stig-500x354.jpg

[bonobo4]

Yes he does. But can a car live up to this?
http://roclar.net/RP/EzCarCrusher.jpg
Car Crusher?

[ginum]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cQnKE3vfUk-TiM:http://www.celsias.com/media/uploads/admin/mk17-bomb4.jpg

if the car crushes this it goes

KABOOM

[mrfreckle]

http://simoniddol.freeblog.hu/files/freeblogpix/bio/blue_wire_cut.jpg

I hope it's the blue wire and not the red wire...

[yerkyerk]

A wireless bomb!
http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10082/BatmanWithBomb.jpg

[The Envenomed Kiss]

But if you cut the Blue Wire the story ends...

http://hillsidelending.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pic_morpheus.jpg

[The Fallen One]

http://batfree.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/bat_box_label_photo_003.270120855_std.jpg



EDIT: Darn you TEK >:(

http://agentjohnson.co.uk/Matrix_Agents.jpg

[mister]

Terminator wins :D
http://taylorrivard.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/governor-arnold-schwarzeneggerjpg.jpeg

[Violos]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/voting.jpg


Bat Kit "For Your Family's' Safety!" lol

[fathersquid]

A double pic... Americans should get the reference...

http://www.cs.uiowa.edu/~jones/cards/collection/chadhang.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/hanging_chad_florida_tshirt-p235426650076160668trlf_400.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://pulco.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/scissors1.jpg

Scissors always beats paper!

[The Fallen One]

http://www.eyje.com/images/emimages/jun2008/rock_paper_scissors.jpg

This is my rock.

[ginum]

http://www.eliteukforces.info/images/weapons/javelin.jpg

And this is my Paper

[yerkyerk]

http://www.happypenguin.org/images/missile_command.gif

[mrfreckle]

http://joshdgentry.com/snes_sys%20copy.jpg

16 bits is amazing!

[Violos]

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/snes_pc_casemod.jpg

PC is better. :)

[Wyvern]

Huh. Angry German Kid beats both. Literally. (http://www.pocketonline.net/g2engine/d/34727-1/angry_german_kid.jpg)

[mrfreckle]

http://rafflesnerf.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/nerf-bazooka.jpg

Nerf gun beats computer nerd.

[yerkyerk]

Just wait till that kid falls asleep...
http://www.mbpfx.com/catalog/gfx/images/freddy.jpg

[The Fallen One]

http://www.cinemafromage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg

We all know that Jason really won.

[fathersquid]

This... is my boomstick! Freddy and Jason both lose to Ash....

http://fridaythe13thfilms.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/freddyvsjasonvsash.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Ok, Ash, come get some :D
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x245/EchoHunter007/superheavy.jpg

[Violos]

Surprise, Gentlemen!

http://www.zachtronicsindustries.com/images/sapper-real.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Batman!
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/halolz-dot-com-batman-whostheman-comic.jpg

[Wyvern]

Funny!

But nothing compared to Superman (http://guerrasdraconicas.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/superman20alex20ross207.jpg)

[fathersquid]

http://www.freewebs.com/alexbaileyissuperman/Kryptonite.jpg

[Wyvern]

Hmmm, Kryptonite??

How do you beat rock?

Oh, yeah, with PAPER!!!!1!!!!!eleven (http://black42x.deviantart.com/art/Paper-54533502)

[yerkyerk]

And scissors beat paper
http://storiesthatreallymattered.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/johnny-depp-edward-scissorhands-c10103916.jpeg

Wyvern, could you post the picture instead of a link?

[bonobo4]

And what beats scissors? Rock? And the toughest rock? Diamond! It's the toughest material on Earth, beat that!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ztAXLoVeuvznXM:http://www.bradleygoughdiamonds.com/pictures/diamond.jpg

[Wyvern]

Well, do I have to? Because I don't want to go all the way finding a picture, saving it, going to photobucket, picking it up, copying it and pasting it, specially now that my net is freaking slow. It's much simpler if I put the URL and everyone gets it.

Anyway, what could beat a diamond wall?

A diamond car, maybe? (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a6/1148550915225.jpg)

[bonobo4]

You could use the tags.

Anyway, diamond car is beaten by any car, even crap ones like this:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IC8zjNaShUo/SeJ-yJqpX7I/AAAAAAAAADM/fEy4QljWXfA/s400/greece+old+banger.JPG

[Wyvern]

Cool, let me try that.

And what's better than a crappy car??
http://www.oldstox.com/images/Wrecker%20wscr.jpg
A MEGA CAR CRASH!!!!

[Violos]

Here's one. :)
http://www.abload.de/img/image1zc01.jpg


Diamond burns btw.

[yerkyerk]

http://portal.commandandconquer.com/SiteAssets/factions/images/units/RA3_MammothTank1.jpg
Mammoth Tank ftw!

[mrfreckle]

http://salsa.democracyinaction.org/o/568/images/10-18-mouse-1.jpg

We all know mammoths are afraid of mice!

[The Fallen One]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Mouse%20Trap.jpg

Oops.

[mrfreckle]

http://dpjohnson1.tripod.com/mousetrap2.jpg

Best mouse trap ever.

[NightOwl]

Try the traps with these little guys... :p

http://havenkimmel.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/rats.jpg

[yerkyerk]

The pied piper will know what to do with them. Plus he'll also take care of that kid..
http://www.disneyshorts.org/years/1933/graphics/piedpiper/piedpiper3.jpg

[NightOwl]

Nah, they ate him for dinner... :p

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/rat-music-cd-copy.jpg

[yerkyerk]

He's the ratcatcher, they don't eat him, they follow him to death!

Anyway;
http://aiiane.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/zerg_rush.png

[bonobo4]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Bp6XKFplnlNUgM:http://www.onebilliondolts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/RatPoison.jpg
Hehe. :)

[Violos]

http://www.danielschurter.net/mainsite/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ratatouille5.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Bp6XKFplnlNUgM:http://www.onebilliondolts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/RatPoison.jpg
Hehe. :)

They're zerg not rats! If some pesticide would've taken care of them, they wouldn't have needed the giant fleeting fortresses of Doom, now would they?

Anyway, I'll send in ninja cat to take care of that mouse
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

[bonobo4]

That's not a spoon, this is a spoon.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2043467125_29b024bc14.jpg

EDIT: Beaten by yerkyerk. :(

Ninja Cat beaten by Invisible Cat
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/27/lolcatsdotcom42lqod0fwnkpnf5j.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Well, aparantly ceiling cat is the god of lolcats, so;
http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/276001982041/inlineimg/Y/ceiling_cat.png

[fathersquid]

Cat = Fur Rug.... We have a WINNAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

http://www.contrahour.com/contrahour/images/dead_cat_area_rug.png

[Violos]

I summon Man-Eating Chair!
http://static.spore.com/static/image/500/083/919/500083919158_lrg.png


The mouse was another rat, btw. The one that can smell the poisons.

[fathersquid]

Did you look at the print on that chair? Any interior designer will win... so I'll just send in the queen of the home...

http://www.macklowegallery.com/images/CMS/Martha%20Stewart.jpg

[ginum]

ill send in the guy with the crowbar that dosent speak whats is name morgan freeman ,jordan freeman?


Oh yeah GORDON FREEMAN
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SoPrvgYM_ndYRM:http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/11/08-15/hit-it-crowbar.jpg

[yerkyerk]

EDIT; found a better counter
http://www.sijun.com/dhabih/portfolio/images/gman.jpg

[mrfreckle]

TB posted

[Violos]

The G-Man doesn't really care about you!

http://www.redsmartie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/weighted-companion-cube.png

[fathersquid]

I want my cake....

http://www.egometry.com/i/13/full/17_80_goodbye_cube.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://oswaldadventures.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sc1.jpg

I'll just short circuit that gun of yours.

[yerkyerk]

Guess who's going to short circuit that...
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8083/thor5web.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/SupermanHammer.jpg

Superman with Mjolnir and Captain America's shield? Oh my.

[Violos]

Back to Kryptonite, then?
Or on to something even more badass? :)


http://i44.tinypic.com/2whpah4.jpg
"Weapons are useless against me!"

[yerkyerk]

I have no idea who or what that is, but slicing an onion in front of him will surely make that big eyed freak cry like a little girl!
http://z.about.com/d/culinaryarts/1/0/O/8/-/-/3.jpg

[bonobo4]

I've been told lemons help with onions, don't know how true it is but:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:o4yGQKrLVdTbwM:http://image06.webshots.com/6/8/4/25/160280425eKMGof_fs.jpg
That ain't me. :cool:

[fathersquid]

When life gives you lemons...

http://candlefind.com/uploads/images/Drinks/Iced%20cold%20lemonade.jpg

[ASYLUM101]

http://frankandjan.com/WIT/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Picture-2.png

Unless you know where the lemonade is made...

[mrfreckle]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pte2XO66Nwg/SSmfAig9KTI/AAAAAAAAC9g/V5fufe6rC8c/s400/urine%2Bto%2Bwater.jpg

Urine turned to water, thanks NASA. (I still don't think I would drink it.)

[Violos]

Activated carbon filter... similar effect at lower price. ;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Activated_Carbon.jpg/250px-Activated_Carbon.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.swisseduc.ch/stromboli/perm/erta/lava-lake/icons/erta-ale-lava-lake-mf9160.jpg

Umm lava wins?

[yerkyerk]

(comic-book) Wolverine is not impressed by lava
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/265244-5762-wolverine_super.jpg

[Violos]

Not? To me it looks like some parts are missing. :)

- except the magnetic ones...

http://msp244.photobucket.com/albums/gg37/PkGale/HadronCollider.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Actually, I think that's a scene where he's recuperating from some kind of highly intenstive fire blast again. At any rate, he comes out of it alive without any problems. There's no room for logic in comic

Budget cuts ftw! No more money to support and maintain such a huge pointless device and it will soon leave it in an inoperable condition at best.
http://blog.timesunion.com/capitol/files/2008/08/medicaid-budget-cuts.jpg

[ginum]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QeaJL1p9EfSCQM:http://www.centralofficeservice.com/images/GLUE%2520STICK%2520.26%2520UHU.jpg


GLUEEEE POWAHHHH

[bonobo4]

The Large Hodron Collider wasn't pointless. Nothing is. :) But don't discuss that here, if you want to discuss it, make a thread in the Debate Club section.

Anyway, what beats Glue? Ultimate Glue, lol.
http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/elg/elgp9411.jpg

[Violos]

Agree. There are plenty of more pointless things that governments spend money on than finding out real truths about the nature of the universe.


http://www.plasmaprecision.ie/images/welding.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://r3fresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/duct-tape-3m.jpg
Duct tape - THE way to fix stuff.

[mrfreckle]

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/polls/488_1212278924193_full.jpg

You're never gonna catch me. You're wasting your time. Go do something else. See you all next year!

[Wyvern]

http://tourskrakow.com/wp-content/gallery/collections/hokkusai.jpg

A giant wave would certainly POWN that guy!
Plus, it's a wonderfully well drawn wave, so it's even more win!

[bonobo4]

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/reloadable-water-pistol.jpg
Who needs a wave when this'll do!

[yerkyerk]

That wave is wonderfully drawn. And a pansy flare pistol is no counter to a wave in my logic. But, doesn't matter, your plastic gun gets owned by the real stuff;
http://guns4u.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/163500_large.jpg

[Caw521]

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/voracious/cork.jpg

[The Fallen One]

http://englishwithnurzalia.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/corkscrew.jpg

That cork ain't staying in there for long!

[Caw521]

http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hammer1.jpg

Yes it will. :D Well, it'll at least stall it... for not very long. But stillll....

[fathersquid]

What hammer builds... chainsaw destroys...
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/chainsaw.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://www.fanboy.com/archive-images/lightsaber.jpg

[Caw521]

http://1inkz.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/darkside.jpg

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http://images.quizilla.com/A/AfroBurdie/1098996940_waza_sunrider.jpg

Blue gets own'd

[fathersquid]

Two beats one...

http://www.randomhouse.com/delrey/DRIN/art/1207drin/Edwards_A%27Sharrad_Hett.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Well, now I'm gonna kick in open doors;
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/3782/robiwan20050102016jo.jpg

[Violos]

No match for my greatest servant:

http://ravegrl.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ygotas_magfest_8.jpg?w=550

- He lasts FOREVER! :D

[yerkyerk]

http://www.roughlydrafted.com/RD/Q4.06/922B4392-850C-4CA6-92F3-9C265E22DD1E_files/vaporware.png

^^ vaporware award

[Violos]

Aperture Science Rotary Air Circulation Device

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u128/puppychickens/huge-metal-fan.gif

[mrfreckle]

http://247electrical.co.uk/media/catalog/product/mum/honeywell/cd-ht109e.jpg

New improved swivel fan!

[yerkyerk]

http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/01428/tornado_pics/Tornado3.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R_fTYHVWAzI/Su-uPNRf3tI/AAAAAAAAAtM/ivoCtKPCeTU/s800/Jupiter-Earth-Spot_comparison.jpg

Jupiter's Great Red Spot, could it be any more stormy?

[yerkyerk]

Say goodbye to your planet
http://www.desktopextreme.com/photos/Star_Wars_Death_Star_38200545907PM743.jpg

[fathersquid]

And one little exhaust vent lays you to waste...

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/game-hunters/2009/11/19/star-warsx-large.jpg

[Caw521]

http://www.vegatransports.com.au/starwars/OTC/tie_fighter_squardron5.jpg
Say goodbye to -most- of your X-Wings

[mrfreckle]

http://blog.antiquetrader.com/blog/content/binary/Antiques%20-%20Yoda.jpg

A ship with Yoda you missed.

[Caw521]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Jcpmall.JPG
Jackie Chan's better :cool:

[yerkyerk]

http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/Bruce-Lee.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/500140489_477e0ae57f.jpg?v=0

[Wyvern]

Cyanide and Happiness, eh? I can beat that!

http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/cyanide-and-happiness-pizza.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/mtg%20art/Alpha/Resurrection.jpg

We CAN'T lose another pizza man!

[The Fallen One]

No image, eh? Well then I'll just go with the old standby:

http://www.freewebs.com/usagianimedarkness/doctor_roses.jpg

Dr. Muraki approves :D

[mrfreckle]

No image appeared? I can see it.. hmmm It was a magic resurrection card.

[yerkyerk]

House is the better doctor
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2007/03/23/house460.jpg

[bonobo4]

Pffft. The Doctor
http://www.recapist.com/files/images/61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg

[fathersquid]

In the words of Confucius - The worth of a man is measured by the quality of his tool... (didn't he say that?)

http://www.rivenwolf.net/weblog/media/sonic_screwdriver.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Another red cross, anywho, here's the link to fathersquid's pic;
http://www.rivenwolf.net/weblog/media/sonic_screwdriver.jpg
(press enter in the adress bar again to see the image, first time it probably won't even load).

Anyway, HULK SMASH! should be able to break that puny litte thing in half (never watched dr. Who so I really don't know..)

http://renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hulk-smash.jpg

[fathersquid]

I guess we have to go with the Red Hulk for this one...

http://captainotter.today.com/files/2009/07/hulk01mcguinnesscover1.jpg

[Violos]

Hulk likes waterpark! Hulk relax!

http://www.abload.de/img/bucketmh0j.jpg

[yerkyerk]

We should have an anti-hotlink rule for this thread...

[mrfreckle]

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fat_man_diving-320x268.jpg

Say goodbye to all the water...

[yerkyerk]

No more water? Alright, good luck with the landing than :D
http://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Dive_In_Empty_Pool.jpg

[fathersquid]

Well, here's the previous link...

http://www.abload.de/img/bucketmh0j.jpg

And with that much water, you'll need a good straw...
http://www.survival-gear.com/survival-gear-images/drinking-straw.jpg


Well... that was off by about 10 hours....

Who needs water, when you can fill your pool with foam...
http://www.crossfithouma.com/CrossFit_Foam_Cube_Pool_Gymnastics_2_WOD.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/DucktaperUnknown/ballcrawlshark.jpg

[Violos]

Death by movie physics!

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1419233/2/istockphoto_1419233-compressed-oxygen-bottle.jpg

[yerkyerk]

http://blog.highspeedweb.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/t1000c.jpg

[Violos]

More movie physics, obviously (though more likely this time)!

http://www.hypercompeng.com/technical/development/images/hydrogen/WV350.jpg

There's a chemical for everything.
(That's liquid hydrogen... pwning the T-1000 after he killed his best friend oxygen.)

[bonobo4]

Liquid Nitrogen beaten by Absolute Zero, (it's colder!)
http://www.pa.msu.edu/%7Esciencet/images/AbsoluteZero.jpg
Sorry couldn't think of anything else. :(

[yerkyerk]

(That's liquid hydrogen... pwning the T-1000 after he killed his best friend oxygen.)
I thought the T1000 wasn't affected by Liquid Hydrogen? Well, sorta ofcourse, but he recollects after it. Oh well. Too beat the absolute zero point I use...
http://digitalninja.mk5.org/subzero.jpg
Sub Zero! He's much cooler :D

[bonobo4]

1527
Beaten by Sub Zero Cool Wall. ;)

[mrfreckle]

Don't know what exactly is in that picture, but... it says beer and irish whiskey > beer.
http://www.travelinireland.com/pictures/jameson-whiskey.jpg

[yerkyerk]

I'mma bend the rules a bit, so, here's a vid to counter your picture.
William Lawson > any brand, as demonstrated below;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_WEP9ZkpS4&feature=related

[Violos]

Shalom!

http://www.abload.de/img/rabbijbyj.jpg

Today's special offer: Half off!

[yerkyerk]

Ooh... that's nasty.

I wish you good luck with cutting of Hydra heads though
http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/155/0/3/Hydra_by_el_grimlock.jpg

[Violos]

You like overkill, don't you? Poor Rabbi.

Anyway... meet the DeathCoaster!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5085/deathcoaster.jpg
(best pic I could get)

[yerkyerk]

Myeah, I didn't know wether to face the Rabbi, Robin Hood, the mini-guillotine, a guillotine in general or the thread of decapitation by whatever means. Hydra would be able to beat all :)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Gatso_Camera.jpg

[Violos]

http://www.abload.de/img/metal-saw_small5seg.jpg

You know you want to. :D

[fathersquid]

Deadites maybe?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PPgU44tBL8E/SlSbhPObvZI/AAAAAAAABks/6kYRuR2z3JM/s400/army+of+darkness+3.jpg

It's a trick... get an axe...

Dang... too late again.... the deadite was for the Deathcoaster

http://www.myfourthirds.com/files/0663/pc040324-rust-2.jpg

Let's try good ol' inevitable rust... destroyer of all metals... just ask my car...

[yerkyerk]

Zero inspiration so...
http://www.holtsauto.com/images/products/repair-and-maintenance/cooling-repair-systems/holts-radiator-anti-rust-hi.jpg

[mrfreckle]

http://www.oniva.com/upload/1105/SpearSE.jpg

I'll just poke a hole in that container and let it spill out.

[bonobo4]

If yerk can bend the rules with a vid, so can I.

This is the greatest murder ever, better than a stupid little knife!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

[yerkyerk]

That's a really long video, but really funny :)

Anyway, Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind! Take that spoon!
http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/photos/uf_geller_122206.jpg

[Violos]

Which spoon?

http://www.abload.de/img/matrix-neodxe9.jpg

[fathersquid]

Take the blue pill...

http://www.americasheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/matrix_pills.jpg

[Violos]

http://www.abload.de/img/socrates4rb7.jpg

Critical thinking > blissful ignorance

[mrfreckle]

http://images3.cafepress.com/product/157138423v3_225x225_Front.jpg

Naked thinking > Critical thinking

[jiaco]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0801/drink-naked-demotivational-poster-1201645691.jpg

[bonobo4]

Lol, I just found this...
http://img.allposters.com/6/LRG/21/2191/MF1AD00Z.jpg

[jiaco]

http://failbox.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/untitled-2.jpg

Well then, this inventor must have had some good coffee

[Violos]

Yeah! Everybody knows DVDs are already obsolete! :D

http://dvice.com/pics/blu-ray.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Microwave beats discs hands down
http://digestthis.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/micro1.jpg4

[jiaco]

Actually, microwave does this to disc
http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/microwave-cd-04.jpg

[yerkyerk]

Yup, I've tried that a few times. Pretty funny. But I'd say that that easily beats any Blu Ray disc.

Still, to give a counter to that picture;
http://lifesatrip.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mcgyver-704190.jpg
He fixes a nuked disc with a string and a lighter.

[Violos]

Oh no! Not a lighter!

But now there is... MEC Gyver!

http://www.abload.de/img/mecgyveru1u5.jpg (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2930408862371568578#)
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