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Brappa
11-10-2008, 06:11 AM
This is not a spam thread! This is a thread for all you thoughts and discussions that don't belong anywhere else. No multi-posting, no breaking any other rules either. Or I'll cut you!


I'll start.

I just bought a computer game! Lego Island 2: Brickster's Revenge!

gorgus
11-10-2008, 06:17 AM
this is my son:

http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp235/chiarnuconteaza/bebe.jpg

he's going to be born sometime around Feb 25th :rockon:

Brappa
11-10-2008, 07:23 AM
Dude, that deserves to go in the :rockon: Thread!

:rockon:!

gorgus
11-10-2008, 08:08 AM
got it there too, thanks.

in February will go to the Friendly Bar, also.

Brappa
11-10-2008, 08:44 AM
Never trust Apple Juice in a hospital.

Boombaye
11-10-2008, 09:25 AM
Where the hell did Antlions in Half-Life 2 show up from originally ?

Brappa
11-10-2008, 09:34 AM
They migrated from Starship Troopers.

Boombaye
11-10-2008, 11:09 AM
Sweet.

And they shrunk in the drier.

ward_rb
11-10-2008, 12:10 PM
this thread is a pure ripoff of the wdgacbyst thread that gene made a while back. :p

Viper_Sweden
11-10-2008, 12:19 PM
I refuse to post in this thread.







Wait a minute...





Doh!!

Brappa
11-10-2008, 12:28 PM
this thread is a pure ripoff of the wdgacbyst thread that gene made a while back. :p

Actually this is an easier to deal with Spam thread, but don't tell Gene or he'll close it.

The Envenomed Kiss
11-10-2008, 12:34 PM
I think a more proper post would appear like:

Have you ever noticed the drive-thru windows at Hardees? Next time you are by one look, look at what a sad, pathetic, little window it is. You know they spent billions trying to advertise themselves as almost restaurant quality and "the man's fast food joint" so you would think that customer service would be priority to upkeep this particular image. At Starbucks our window is two panels that are split, so basically the whole window opens up and we can lean out if we want, it gives us a lot of mobility with customer interaction. Both Hardees in town have this three sided box kinda window with this itty bitty window thats barely big enough to get the food through. To me that screams "We don't care about you, We don't want to talk to you, We just want your money, That way you're pissed off and are 2miles down the road before you find out you payed $3 extra for the same old ****".

Tashes
11-10-2008, 12:42 PM
no. we dont get hardies.

I have been awake so long, all the lines on this page seem to be slightly off horizontal.

Boombaye
11-10-2008, 01:31 PM
Heh. We don't even have Starbucks.

Duels.

With spears and swords.

Why don't they exist anymore ?

Vince
11-10-2008, 01:34 PM
We don't have Hardee's or Starbucks, but we've got taco stands all over the place.

Boombaye
11-10-2008, 01:36 PM
We have street vendors selling colourful beads.

Hah ! Take that (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat) !

The Envenomed Kiss
11-10-2008, 01:42 PM
We don't have Hardee's or Starbucks, but we've got taco stands all over the place.

In my brief, illegal time spent in mexico I encountered these. Got a tostada, thought I died and went to heaven.:pray:

Boombaye
11-10-2008, 01:44 PM
I've never eaten a Taco, what are the like ?

GWarrior
11-10-2008, 06:11 PM
^^^ messy

Vince
11-10-2008, 07:03 PM
It depends on what's in them. The police are pretty strict about arresting the vendor if anyone gets sick.

GWarrior
11-10-2008, 08:20 PM
Nice Vince

Boombaye
11-11-2008, 09:41 AM
*opens Wikipedia article on Tacos*

Wow.

Tashes
11-11-2008, 02:08 PM
I have so many babes... none of them are covered enough. :( My recent additions seem to be scraping the bottom of the SFW barrel

Wyvern
11-11-2008, 03:14 PM
Watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g&feature=related)

And this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwh1MWg1LLA)


Seen these recently. Shouldn't we make videoclips with Titan Quest?

My opinion is: we should!

Boombaye
11-11-2008, 04:20 PM
Titan Quest Doesn't have emotes.

Case closed.

Wyvern
11-11-2008, 04:30 PM
I doesn't need emotes. Just a char walking around looking like it was dancing.

hiscosmicbunny
11-12-2008, 10:22 AM
I've never eaten a Taco, what are the like ?

I've been to Mexico and I dont know what a Taco is.. you get tortillas.. which is very thin bread, and a sauce of fine chopped peppers, es un poco piquente.. and refried beans, and other stuff that makes you very sick, if you'r unlucky.
'Better Mexican food in Arizona anyway..

Viper_Sweden
11-12-2008, 10:31 AM
Remember, if you ever have to choose between a taco and a hotdog then choose the ******* taco!!

Boombaye
11-12-2008, 11:43 AM
What if I choose the hotdog ?

ward_rb
11-12-2008, 11:50 AM
What if I choose the hotdog ?

:lol:

well played viper, and boombayes response makes it even better. umm....if youre joke was as dirty as i believe it was anyway. :p

hiscosmicbunny
11-12-2008, 11:53 AM
what happens if you'r a vegetarian?

Viper_Sweden
11-12-2008, 12:10 PM
:lol:

well played viper, and boombayes response makes it even better. umm....if youre joke was as dirty as i believe it was anyway. :p

Oh it was exactly as dirty as you think... :D

PorkLoin
11-12-2008, 09:40 PM
what happens if you'r a vegetarian?

Well, if it's thought to be a permanent state, don't they take you off life-support?:razz:

Boombaye
11-13-2008, 08:51 AM
Food !

Why do we eat it ?

Why can't we just...I dunno...oh God, what am I doing with my life ?!

Brappa
11-13-2008, 09:00 AM
Food !

Why do we eat it ?


I enjoy eating. Not exactly the greatest thing for a guy trying to loose weight though :D

Vince
11-13-2008, 01:42 PM
My friend Boombaye asks "oh God, what am I doing with my life ?!"

Talk to your guidance counselor. Personally, I recommend a good education. For those who don't want a good education, I recommend the military. By the time they get through with you, you'll wish you had a good education.

hiscosmicbunny
11-13-2008, 04:05 PM
My friend Boombaye asks "oh God, what am I doing with my life ?!"

Talk to your guidance counselor. Personally, I recommend a good education. For those who don't want a good education, I recommend the military. By the time they get through with you, you'll wish you had a good education.

i detect the onset of existential angst with Boombaye.

Vince
11-13-2008, 04:44 PM
i detect the onset of existential angst with Boombaye.

No, our relationship is strictly platonic.

PorkLoin
11-13-2008, 10:36 PM
For those who don't want a good education, I recommend the military. By the time they get through with you, you'll wish you had a good education.


:lol::D My man!

Tashes
11-13-2008, 10:41 PM
why are relentless, bloodthirsty nerds so bloodthirsty and relentless?

PorkLoin
11-13-2008, 11:08 PM
Random thought:

Should this be *NSFW*?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/459/pikachuzd2.jpg

Brappa
11-14-2008, 02:47 AM
It is true what they say...


CoockieMonster isn't a letter of the alphabet.

Boombaye
11-14-2008, 09:13 AM
Is purple edible ?

Wyvern
11-14-2008, 11:38 AM
Nope, but I believe Pi might be exactly 23 hundred. Imagine the possibilities if you just add Pi (2300) in each equation:

E=mc2 + 2300 (=) E-2300=mc2 (=) -2300=-E+mc2 (=) 2300=E-mc2 (=) 2300=mc2-mc2 (=) 2300=0


And therefore I conclude that if we add 2300 to the equation, we will reach the so-called Void Equation, which if mastered gives us a new begining on studying the vacuum and it's benefits to mankind. Hoiven-Mayven.

Boombaye
11-14-2008, 12:20 PM
2300 equals a pointless number.

1337.

Now that has a point !

PorkLoin
11-14-2008, 02:33 PM
Oh.... Space Lord ************....

Boombaye
11-14-2008, 03:43 PM
Now, I ask: Which colour is cooler, Orange or Richard Nixon.

Wyvern
11-14-2008, 05:13 PM
(facepalm)

Brappa
11-14-2008, 09:51 PM
Now, I ask: Which colour is cooler, Orange or Richard Nixon.

a jar of almonds.

Boombaye
11-15-2008, 04:39 AM
I see someone got the reference.

Vince
11-15-2008, 10:09 AM
Richard Nixon did more for world peace than everybody on his enemies list combined.

Brappa
11-15-2008, 10:21 AM
And he makes an awesome robot!

http://i36.tinypic.com/n2dhs2.gif

Wyvern
11-15-2008, 12:11 PM
In other issues, I finally posted my idea for the next TQ megamod. Just go to the Modifications and the Editor and look for my thread.

PorkLoin
11-15-2008, 07:16 PM
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2178/nixongo6.jpg

The US state of Montana. It has a border with Idaho, on the left, and it looks like Nixon in profile.

Boombaye
11-15-2008, 07:37 PM
...

I wish I had the surname Nixon.

Brappa
11-15-2008, 09:15 PM
The US state of Montana. It has a border with Idaho, on the left, and it looks like Nixon in profile.

Even in a random thread, that is pretty damn random.

PorkLoin
11-15-2008, 11:29 PM
:rockon:

Brappa
11-16-2008, 03:51 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2l4yog.jpg

Does anybody get it?

Boombaye
11-16-2008, 05:54 AM
You're God and you're sweating acid rain on earth ?

Brappa
11-16-2008, 06:28 AM
Nope. Think Sliders.

Viper_Sweden
11-16-2008, 07:39 AM
Your parents set all the sliders at max upon creating you in the RPG of life?

Brappa
11-16-2008, 08:19 AM
No you fool! The T.V. series Sliders. You know, the one that inspired the creation of StarGate.

makemesoup
11-16-2008, 09:17 AM
Clearly, you are thinking of Voyagers!.

Viper_Sweden
11-16-2008, 09:20 AM
I think I've heard of it once or twice...

Boombaye
11-16-2008, 10:16 AM
What's worse ?

A picture of Brappa with that afro.

Or an upside-down picture of Brappa with that afro.

Brappa
11-16-2008, 06:18 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2l4yog.jpg

Does anybody get it?

I got tears in my 'fro, cause I'm standing on my head in love with you.

Wyvern
11-16-2008, 06:47 PM
I thought it was some sort of an Alien thing where you had been killed by your killer 'fro, but YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH WHOEVER READS THE PIC!?!?


(headshots self)

PorkLoin
11-17-2008, 01:03 AM
Summer Glau.

Brappa
11-17-2008, 02:12 AM
Summer Glau.

And I'm her good friend Jesus!

http://i38.tinypic.com/6jdkx4.jpg

Boombaye
11-17-2008, 06:04 AM
Summer Glau, sure.

Brappa ? Love ? Me ?

Bull****.

Wyvern
11-17-2008, 11:30 AM
Summer Glau, sure.

Brappa ? Love ? Me ?

Bull****.



Watch the sass. ;)

Someone's starting to create his stalking attitude...

Boombaye
11-17-2008, 11:53 AM
I am rock.

I am stone.

Brappa
11-18-2008, 07:30 AM
I am paper.


Also:
The Panda song
(http://www.pown.it/wiipown.php?uid=221)

Boombaye
11-18-2008, 09:22 AM
I watched that thing 4 times thinking it would end at some point !

Wyvern
11-18-2008, 05:25 PM
Annoyingly stupid.


And I am gun.

Gun beats paper, scissors and rock all at a time.
So if any smartarse comes and says "I'm scissors" he is automatically owned.

Brappa
11-18-2008, 08:51 PM
Rock, paper, scissors, TIGER CLAW!

Tiger Claw always wins. Even against Tiger Claw.

Boombaye
11-19-2008, 05:24 AM
Boombaye.

Boombaye wins.

Wyvern
11-19-2008, 05:51 PM
No. You know what wins?

I'll show you.

To the Shed of Blood (http://suitable4framing.org/p7ssm_img_3/fullsize/Red_Shed_original_fs.jpg)!

(goes to the Shed, and gets back)

Sa' 'ello to ma littl' fr'end!
RATTARATTARATTA!! (http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun-2.jpg)

Boombaye
11-19-2008, 06:08 PM
Wyvern.

It works better with bullets (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItWorksBetterWithBullets).

The Fallen One
11-20-2008, 12:43 AM
How is it that MY thread similar to this died? Did Gene die or something?

Brappa
11-20-2008, 01:29 AM
No.
What is the second word of the tittle of the thread?

ward_rb
11-20-2008, 01:40 AM
No.
What is the second word of the tittle of the thread?

are tittles kind of like skittles, but shaped like....um, nevermind. :shifty:

Boombaye
11-20-2008, 05:48 AM
The Falling Dude made a thread like this ?

Wyvern
11-20-2008, 03:03 PM
The Falling Dude HAD a thread like this?


And it died without nobody noticing it?


JOKES ON YOU FOR MY KARAOKE NIGHTCLUB!

The Fallen One
11-23-2008, 06:47 PM
The Falling Dude made a thread like this ?

The Random Thread, if memory serves me correctly. It was in my spamming phase.


The Falling Dude HAD a thread like this?


And it died without nobody noticing it?


JOKES ON YOU FOR MY KARAOKE NIGHTCLUB!

*destroys the Karaoke Nightclub*

You poke me with a stick and I'll hit you with a sledgehammer. :p

Brappa
11-23-2008, 07:49 PM
I feel like buying lego :(

I have no money.

Boombaye
11-24-2008, 06:46 AM
Why are all elves hot ?

Brappa
11-24-2008, 10:52 AM
It's the teeth.

Boombaye
11-24-2008, 11:51 AM
Why doesn't the movie version of Arya have black hair ?!

PorkLoin
11-24-2008, 11:59 AM
the one in the middle

Wyvern
11-24-2008, 05:25 PM
*destroys the Karaoke Nightclub*

You poke me with a stick and I'll hit you with a sledgehammer. :p


HOW DARE YOU GET A HAPPY ENDING? HOW DARE YOU??

Nevertheless, another great black cloud blots tq.net's sun. A cloud... in the shape... of a mod...

Yes, I'm seriously considering making my dream mod come true...



I feel like buying lego :(

I have no money.

I feel like making lego TQ movies.

I have no time or patience ;(

Boombaye
11-24-2008, 06:09 PM
Browser based MMOs are hard to find.

Brappa
11-24-2008, 11:31 PM
As are MMO based Bowsers.

Tashes
11-25-2008, 12:07 AM
brappa wants a bowser?

You cant get nutella in Hawaii. or Puerto Rico.

GWarrior
11-25-2008, 12:43 AM
y nut

Brappa
11-25-2008, 01:00 AM
Same reason you can't take Vegemite into America.

Tashes
11-25-2008, 02:17 AM
All i know is that i've been told i have to post timtams, milo and nutella to Hawaii for Christmas. and Cadburys.


someone needs a serious auzzie chocolate fix lmao

Boombaye
11-25-2008, 12:39 PM
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas doesn't sound ultra fun.

Brappa
11-25-2008, 03:50 PM
San Andreas is good, not as good as Vice city, but still good.

Wyvern
11-25-2008, 03:54 PM
Ah, 't was nice.

ClosetChemist
11-25-2008, 05:41 PM
Same reason you can't take Vegemite into America.

That whole "can't take Vegemite into America" thing is an urban myth. It is even available in some stores in the U.S.

:sick::sick: Personally, I think the stuff is horrible!

PorkLoin
11-25-2008, 06:27 PM
No rice for the weary.

Brappa
11-26-2008, 02:09 AM
:sick::sick: Personally, I think the stuff is horrible!

Man, we have killed people for saying that here in Australia.

Boombaye
11-26-2008, 05:52 AM
Vegemite sounds disgusting.

Brappa
11-26-2008, 06:06 AM
I ought to shiv you all!

Boombaye
11-26-2008, 07:48 AM
That changes nothing.

Anything with veg in the name needs to die.

Tashes
11-27-2008, 03:00 PM
:sick::sick: Personally, I think the stuff is horrible!

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to wave the jar over the heavily buttered toast. not smear it on the bread!

/end exaggeration.

srsly though. you're supposed to only put a tiny bit on. not a full covering.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/spagecca/VegemiteToast.jpg
not more than that!


oh man. now i'm hungry.

Boombaye
11-27-2008, 05:33 PM
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas actually got boring for a while !

How ?!

PorkLoin
11-28-2008, 04:05 PM
I see Namatjira in custody,
I see Truganini's in chains.

Boombaye
11-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Grand Theft Auto has some incredibly annoying missions.

PorkLoin
11-28-2008, 05:46 PM
I was really looking forward to playing Grand Theft Auto III, but then the "steering" of the vehicles didn't work well at all with the touchpad on my laptop. :mad:

PorkLoin
11-28-2008, 06:34 PM
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4566/sonyaei5.jpg

Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas.

All 98 pounds of her. Right about 45 kilos.

This girl can eat:

11 pounds of downtown Atlantic cheesecake in 9 minutes.

173 chicken wings in 12 minutes.

65 hard boiled eggs in 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

7 burgers (3/4 pound) "Thickburgers" in 10 minutes.

44 lobsters totaling 11.3 pounds of lobster meat in 12 minutes.

46 dozen Acme oysters in 10 minutes.

23 pulled pork sandwiches in 10 minutes.

43 soft tacos in 11 minutes.

Wyvern
11-28-2008, 06:39 PM
Epic.

Boombaye
11-28-2008, 06:48 PM
...

I have nothing to say about her.

Boombaye
11-28-2008, 06:52 PM
I found this list on Wikipedia about Sonya.

Records

* Asparagus
o 5.75 pounds of tempura deep fried asparagus spears in 10 minutes
* Cheesecakes
o 11 pounds of downtown Atlantic cheesecake in 9 minutes
* Chicken nuggets
o 80 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes
* Chicken wings
o 173 chicken wings in 12 minutes
* Crabcakes
o 46 three ounce crabcakes in 10 minutes
* Eggs
o 65 hard boiled eggs in 6 minutes and 40 seconds
* Fruitcakes
o 4 pounds, 14 1/4 ounces of Wegman's Fruitcake in 10 minutes
* Hamburgers
o 7 burgers (3/4 pound) "Thickburgers" in 10 minutes
* Jambalaya
o 9 pounds of crawfish jambalaya in 10 minutes
* Lobster
o 44 lobsters totaling 11.3 pounds of lobster meat in 12 minutes
* Oysters
o 46 dozen Acme Oysters in 10 minutes
* Pizza
o 6 extra large Baci pizza slices in 15 minutes
* Pulled pork
o 23 pulled pork sandwiches in 10 minutes
* Tacos
o 43 soft tacos in 11 minutes
* Tater tots
o 250 tater tots in 5 minutes
* Turducken
o 7 3/4 pounds Turducken.com Thanksgiving Dinner in 12 minutes

PorkLoin
12-02-2008, 05:56 PM
The radio said "No, Brappa. You are the afros"

Ahoy, Brappa - what, exactly does that mean? Why is there an "s" after "afro"?

Brappa
12-02-2008, 08:53 PM
This is for you, Brappa (http://www.titanquest.net/forums/off-topic/25398-you-brappa.html)

Tashes
12-02-2008, 09:31 PM
girls are strange sometimes.

Brappa
12-02-2008, 09:42 PM
So are you.

Boombaye
12-03-2008, 09:33 AM
And you're not even a girl !

Brappa
12-03-2008, 09:38 AM
And you're not even a Telkine!

Boombaye
12-03-2008, 09:41 AM
D'oh, damn you and your facts !

PorkLoin
12-03-2008, 01:04 PM
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY AFROS"

:clap::lol:

Life is good. Thanks, Brappa.

Boombaye
12-03-2008, 02:14 PM
Everything is better with spinning. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitleguyrf8v8yb34)

PorkLoin
12-03-2008, 05:01 PM
"Don't eat yellow snow."

Boombaye
12-03-2008, 08:16 PM
Don't eat snow. Period.

Brappa
12-03-2008, 09:19 PM
Everything is better with spinning. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitleguyrf8v8yb34)

The quote at the top, "make it spin" by general Hammond is from my favourite episode of Stargate ever! It is episode 10.16. Named '200' AND IS FUNNIER THAN GOD!

Boombaye
12-03-2008, 09:33 PM
TVTropes will ruin your life. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)

Viper_Sweden
12-04-2008, 09:01 AM
The quote at the top, "make it spin" by general Hammond is from my favourite episode of Stargate ever! It is episode 10.16. Named '200' AND IS FUNNIER THAN GOD!

Teal'c PI... :D

Brappa
12-04-2008, 10:57 AM
That's the one! And the Farcsape rip-off. Best episode ever!

Viper_Sweden
12-04-2008, 12:06 PM
"Hezmana!!" :D

Brappa
12-04-2008, 12:44 PM
This whole forum is Farbotz!

Boombaye
12-04-2008, 01:03 PM
Who wants me to stick a towel down Brappa's throat into his stomach and take it out after a few minutes when it starts to digest pulling the lining off his stomach too ?

Wyvern
12-05-2008, 11:46 AM
This sucks, therefore I conclude Reality is Off to Luch (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsOutToLunch).

I'll have what he has! (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images//4/40/BloodyMess.gif)

Boombaye
12-05-2008, 01:57 PM
Dah, the Wyvern is addicted !

Wyvern
12-06-2008, 02:26 PM
I are not!

Boombaye
12-06-2008, 04:15 PM
I just found hot J.K Rowling on Squid fanfiction derived from a link at TVTropes.

J.K Rowling on Squid.

Tashes
12-07-2008, 01:50 PM
Oh look.. boombaye's gone for the day! wheee!!

I should spam the **** outta this place today then.


Here, have a story!!


In the time of cascading years lived a man named
Ei Zou. Silent and dark, he spent his days pacing shadowed
streets and silent corridors, seeking to refi ne his
self-knowledge.
The day he understood that his shadow was watching
him, Ei Zou merely watched it back. He chose to
walk through bright places so he could clearly mark its
boundaries, and he lit torches throughout his home to
observe its fl uctuations in the changing light.
His shadow remained much the same, and Ei Zou
became perturbed. He watched it echoing his every
gesture and knew that it mocked him. The question
of why it chose to follow him, pretending that he and
the light had created it, tormented him. But, though
he hated his shadow for its subterfuge, he did not take
action. Instead, Ei Zou settled back to contemplate his
shadow with hostility. Knowing that it recognized his
recognition, he waited for it to act.
During those long days, Ei Zou saw his shadow
everywhere. Darkness did not banish it—brilliance
concentrated and strengthened it. Ei Zou realized his
shadow’s mind was also behind his refl ection, and he
gazed intently at his face as it echoed in still water and
in mirrors, searching the depths of its eyes for a clue
to its identity. Watching every angle of it—spending
hours learning the curve of a muscle or the shading of
a strand of hair—Ei Zou built a perfect simulacrum in
his mind’s eye. With grim exactitude, he looked for a
difference between it and his own image: This, he was
sure, would tell him its weakness.
At last, when those years had fallen through to
their end, Ei Zou drew out his shadow so it stood before
difference between it and his own image: This, he was
sure, would tell him its weakness.
At last, when those years had fallen through to
their end, Ei Zou drew out his shadow so it stood before
him. No longer did it merely react, but leered at him in
infuriating triumph. Do you concede? it asked him. Ei
Zou responded with a strike that shattered its sneering
mouth. I know you now, he told it, and broke it into
fi ve pieces, which faded away at his feet.
Now you are gone forever, he said, and stepped
into its place.

Four thousand nerd points and a frosted doughnut to anyone that can say where its from...

The Fallen One
12-07-2008, 10:55 PM
I COULD HAVE BEEN A TITAN BY CHRISTMAS!

*pants*

Boombaye
12-08-2008, 12:52 PM
I read through the J.K Rowling on Squid fic again and loved it !

Wyvern
12-08-2008, 06:40 PM
Look at this new Trailer for the New Star Trek Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q&feature=related) I found in YouTube! Not fanmade!

Boombaye
12-08-2008, 09:06 PM
That's not Shatner.

Wyvern
12-10-2008, 02:25 PM
But it could be Spock having a heart attack on the bridge.


Commandant Spock report...
WALLAWO WALLAWO WALLAWO WA WA WA!!!

Brappa
12-11-2008, 02:18 AM
I think it will be declared non cannon, just like Enterprise was. I do like the new exterior look for the ship, the interior is just wrong though!

The Fallen One
12-11-2008, 11:12 AM
I want a multi-barrel crossbow.

*wanders into the basement*

Boombaye
12-11-2008, 11:48 AM
DisContinuity !

Viper_Sweden
12-11-2008, 12:51 PM
I want a multi-barrel crossbow.

*wanders into the basement*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeating_crossbow

Start building...

PorkLoin
12-11-2008, 02:31 PM
Tashes, sounds like Chinese fairytales...

Tashes
12-12-2008, 01:45 AM
Negative.

The hint is in the fact i'm giving away nerd points. Omg I feel like such a geek.

I've been.. uh.. perusing the Exalted handbooks. Thats where I found it. Pretty story, huh?

PorkLoin
12-12-2008, 06:11 PM
I've been.. uh.. perusing the Exalted handbooks. Thats where I found it. Pretty story, huh?

Yeah, Tashes, pretty.

"Exalted handbooks" though... :neutral::neutral:

Maybe I missed that day in nerd :nerd: class.

Boombaye
12-12-2008, 07:13 PM
The hells an Exalted Handbook ?!

ward_rb
12-12-2008, 11:21 PM
"Exalted handbooks" though... :neutral::neutral:

Maybe I missed that day in nerd :nerd: class.


The hells an Exalted Handbook ?!

its a pen and paper rpg made by whitewolf. i never got into it myself, but i did play vampire, vampire dark ages, werewolf, and occasionally mage. and of course DnD, but thats a different company.

Shanna
12-13-2008, 08:54 PM
My little brother made this today.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8597/pissjk3.jpg

Boombaye
12-13-2008, 09:17 PM
Shanna, you're a girl, right ?

Wyvern
12-14-2008, 04:15 PM
Lovely...

Boombaye
12-14-2008, 05:37 PM
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade ran into two fatal errors.

TWO !

It's like the Orks know where my PC is and they're trying to kill me off !

PorkLoin
12-15-2008, 12:32 AM
"Art" has many forms....

PorkLoin
12-15-2008, 12:54 AM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5672/minorityak5.jpg

Minority

The Fallen One
12-15-2008, 01:29 AM
Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris were here

http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/division_by_zero.jpg

Boombaye
12-15-2008, 09:45 AM
Pork, for the Chinese and the Whites, it's like that at our school.

Brappa
12-15-2008, 10:56 AM
I'ma chargin mah bucket!

Of KFC that is.

PorkLoin
12-15-2008, 01:14 PM
Boombaye, most are Chinese, or white?

You're from South Africa, right?

Shanna
12-15-2008, 01:47 PM
Shanna, you're a girl, right ?

Yes, Boombaye. Some girls like wacky stuff too.

Wyvern
12-15-2008, 01:49 PM
Here's my logic. If you have a number, n, of candies, and divide them between no kids, you get them all. So, n/0=n!


(opens Vortex)
OH CP- (gets sucked into the Vortex)

PorkLoin
12-15-2008, 03:31 PM
That's what Christmas is really about, isn't it?

Getting everything for yourself. :D ;)

Vince
12-15-2008, 03:58 PM
Wyvern, you are incorrect. You have n/1, which gives you n.

PorkLoin
12-15-2008, 04:16 PM
Vince, yeah, I was afraid that Wyvern was going to divide by zero and bring the whole universe down on our heads.

:mad:

Vince
12-15-2008, 08:14 PM
Brappa, they've got KFC in Australia? I consider KFC to be the epitome of fine American cuisine.

Brappa
12-15-2008, 08:35 PM
That's pretty much what it's considered here as well. But sometimes you're just sick of Hungry Jacks (Also known as Burger King).

Boombaye
12-15-2008, 09:20 PM
Most are black.

KFC is awesomesauce.

PorkLoin
12-15-2008, 10:39 PM
That's what I was wondering - if "Kentucky Colonel Sanders" had invaded Brappa's territory.

I"m not Catholic, but growing up, "KFC" (really - "K of C") was the "Knights of Columbus."

Wyvern
12-16-2008, 04:27 PM
I'm a begginner in KFC (just ate a Big Colonel last Friday) but I knew a long time ago it was Klan Fries Creoles. Or at least it used to be in Mississipi.

Tashes
12-18-2008, 12:28 PM
that was particularly good kfc though. I was rather surprised.

Brappa
12-18-2008, 12:32 PM
I don't know. I think I got a bit that was made by the morning guy. Also they seemed powdery.

Boombaye
12-18-2008, 12:49 PM
I hate candy.

PorkLoin
12-18-2008, 12:55 PM
The secret to keeping your hands and feet warm is not letting them get cold.

Brappa
12-18-2008, 01:05 PM
That and hats.

Brappa
12-18-2008, 01:05 PM
I got a really cool hat. It's good at containing my 'fro.

Boombaye
12-18-2008, 03:40 PM
Top hat ?

The Fallen One
12-18-2008, 03:58 PM
I got a really cool hat. It's good at containing my 'fro.

Top hat ?

I think you dropped this, Brappa

http://teachers.greenville.k12.sc.us/sites/khorvath/Horvaths%20Heroes/dr-seuss-cat-in-hat.jpg

Boombaye
12-18-2008, 04:05 PM
Wait, care to update us with another picture of your afro ? I'm curious.

Brappa
12-18-2008, 11:51 PM
Why is it that when the Borg invade somewhere the first thing they do is to change all the lightbulbs to green ones and put in a fog machine?

The Fallen One
12-18-2008, 11:55 PM
The chicken ate the bowling ball!

*falls headfirst into the basement*

Brappa
12-18-2008, 11:58 PM
There's a bear in my oatmeal!!

Boombaye
12-19-2008, 06:56 AM
The fly died 'fore doing the backstroke !

Wyvern
12-19-2008, 12:10 PM
I find your lack of sense disturbing.

Tashes
12-19-2008, 12:25 PM
this thread lost any "thought" long ago. Now its just random spam.

Brappa
12-19-2008, 12:38 PM
I find your lack of sense disturbing.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

ward_rb
12-19-2008, 01:04 PM
i find my lack of pants exciting.

PorkLoin
12-19-2008, 02:11 PM
Dogs of doom are howlin' low,
Winds of Thor are blowin' cold (cold... cold... cold...)

Boombaye
12-19-2008, 02:19 PM
Some of you actually read that pants list ?

PorkLoin
12-19-2008, 02:39 PM
They're wearin' steel that's bright and true,
They carry news that must get through,

They choose a path where no one goes.... :rockon::rockon:

Wyvern
12-19-2008, 06:38 PM
I find your lack of pants disturbing.




I find your lack of webcams in my attic disturbing.

(yeah, my pc's in my attic.)

Brappa
12-19-2008, 09:01 PM
I generally just get copies from Ceiling Cat.

Boombaye
12-19-2008, 09:07 PM
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

The Fallen One
12-19-2008, 09:20 PM
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

OMG! Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!

Boombaye
12-19-2008, 09:26 PM
You ever wonder why everyone calls him Barkeep ?

Brappa
12-19-2008, 09:33 PM
No. The Janitor would be so much less awesome if he had an actual name. And who would care about greased up deaf guy if you knew his name was Garry?

Boombaye
12-19-2008, 09:40 PM
I like the way you think.

2400th post 'ere.

My last '00 post if Gene gets his way. :neutral:

ward_rb
12-19-2008, 09:42 PM
2400th post 'ere.

the fact you feel the need to announce it will make getting rid of your post count so much sweeter. :twisted:

Boombaye
12-19-2008, 09:44 PM
I had a strong urge to put it in the post count thread as a sign of defiance.

Then I realized how well daring Gene to ban me went.

Brappa
12-19-2008, 10:27 PM
What? You want me to ban you?

PorkLoin
12-20-2008, 12:18 AM
When was it we were?

Brappa
12-20-2008, 02:58 AM
I don't think we were, ever.

Roland
12-20-2008, 10:04 PM
/oops

was aiming for the "Rock on" thread and miss ckicked and posted before catching my mistake...

hmmm a random thought:

Watching the movie "The Professional" tonight with my wife, an older film that I saw many years ago...long enough that I don't remember any specifics.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/

Watched it back in the day when the name Luc Besson had no meaning to me (5th Element writer/dir)

Will be interesting to re-visit one of his earlier works ;)

His new film coming out soon looks very good imo:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/

watch the trailer and see what you think:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/trailers


how's that for a random post heh ;)

ward_rb
12-20-2008, 11:36 PM
Watching the movie "The Professional" tonight

i love that movie. and i had no idea the same guy that directed 5th element made it.

Brappa
12-21-2008, 09:31 AM
The subtitles from that work so well with every movie I have tried them with!

Unfortunately that list only consists of Fifth Element and Robin Hood men in tights.

PorkLoin
12-22-2008, 11:15 PM
Roland, too - the young Natalie Portman.

Boombaye
12-23-2008, 08:48 AM
My post count looks so much less...less.

Wyvern
12-23-2008, 02:47 PM
You look so much less... less.


HOORAY!!!!


Here's my theory on dividing to zero: just like a number n elevated to zero is one, the same number n dividing to zero is one. Why? I don't know. It just is.

OH S*** (gets sucked into Vortex)

Boombaye
12-23-2008, 03:37 PM
You ever how much of a vorearphile a mantis is to be able to eat someone during sex ?

Vorephilia is basically deriving sexual arousal from eating someone, watching someone get eaten or being eaten.

Generally involves digestion.

Gene
12-23-2008, 03:41 PM
You think that's bad?

You should google guro sometime. It's bad, real bad (and definitely not safe for work), and yet people still seem to get off to it.

Ours is definitely an interesting world to live in.

The Envenomed Kiss
12-23-2008, 03:42 PM
lol @ guro.

Also googirls....

Boombaye
12-23-2008, 03:44 PM
You've heard of Rule 34, right ?

I've seen Ron Weasley doing it with a toaster.

Who comes up with this stuff ?

Gene
12-23-2008, 03:45 PM
Also googirls....lol
Those are surprisingly funny. :p

Gene
12-23-2008, 03:45 PM
Who comes up with this stuff ?People with more time on their hands than me?

Wyvern
12-23-2008, 03:55 PM
What about a car selling commmercial I found on the Net once?

"Bring your kids! Bring your wife! We'll #### her!"
"Thatęs right!"
"We'll #### your wife!"

I laughed out of my chair watching it!

Boombaye
12-23-2008, 05:45 PM
These things bug me...

Why do animals run away from predators that they could easily turn and kill? For example, why don't wildebeests stampede towards lions?

What's the deal with the colour pink?

How come, like, 85% of all animals capable of freakin' killing you all live in Australia?

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

srsly

Brappa
12-23-2008, 10:17 PM
How come, like, 85% of all animals capable of freakin' killing you all live in Australia?


Because this is a man's continent! None of that pansy raccoon **** over here, we've got the red back spider for that.

Boombaye
12-24-2008, 06:53 AM
I Googled Googirls.

u owe me a new brain!!11!

Wyvern
12-27-2008, 05:50 PM
I was thinking on Australian megafauna right now! Where on Earth can I find Tuatara photos that show their third eye?

Viper_Sweden
12-27-2008, 08:43 PM
You can't, unless you manage to find pictures of a young one. The third eye is covered with skin and pigment as they age...

Vince
12-27-2008, 10:34 PM
Even with the young ones, the third eye is covered by a membrane. It isn't capable of vision, but it seems to help the youngsters absorb ultraviolet light to help manufacture Vitamin D.

Boombaye
12-28-2008, 07:26 AM
Runescape never gets boring !

I spent 16 hours straight on it !

I need a break !

Vegreaper
12-28-2008, 07:32 AM
Grindscape? Hate that game

Boombaye
12-29-2008, 02:47 AM
Hey, GrindScape only sucks when you actually notice at level 86 out of 99, you're not even 1 third of the way to 99.

Besides, half my friends are up there.

Wyvern
12-29-2008, 02:22 PM
Even with the young ones, the third eye is covered by a membrane. It isn't capable of vision, but it seems to help the youngsters absorb ultraviolet light to help manufacture Vitamin D.



It absorves Ultraviolet light in order to make Vitamin and it's called an EYE!?

It's just like having a machine that makes juice out of beef and call it an expresso machine!

coolalien
12-29-2008, 02:41 PM
I have derp fever. And the only prescription is more derpin Hot Pockets! Good idea for the beef espresso machine Wyvern...

The Fallen One
01-06-2009, 10:04 PM
I haz a bomb.

*lights bomb*

*looks at bomb*

WHAT THE FU-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

*maniac laughter*

Brappa
01-06-2009, 10:45 PM
Placenta Salad.

PorkLoin
01-06-2009, 11:15 PM
You've got the eyes.... of a stranger.

Brappa
01-07-2009, 12:24 AM
You've got the eyes, of a photo taken from a digital camera with redeye turned off.

Viper_Sweden
01-07-2009, 12:14 PM
You've got, eyes...

PorkLoin
01-08-2009, 09:42 AM
The ayes have it, then.

On an unrelated note, I've played Titan Quest both with and without Immortal Throne for many hours, solid weeks, actually, if all the time is added up, and I've never even once gotten a Pikachu.... :(:confused:

Brappa
01-08-2009, 09:56 AM
Yeah, he's really hard to find. You're best bet is to look in epic Overlords Passage.

PorkLoin
01-08-2009, 10:18 AM
best bet is to look in epic Overlords Passage.

:lol: The entrance is behind the old power plant, right?






It's just like having a machine that makes juice out of beef and call it an expresso machine!

There's nothing necessarily wrong with that. You put a chunk of beef in an espresso machine and I bet some juice will come out.

Wyvern
01-08-2009, 04:57 PM
Oh... you're right.


I HATE IT WHEN I'M WRONG!!

(CA-BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

The Fallen One
01-08-2009, 06:26 PM
Yeah, he's really hard to find. You're best bet is to look in epic Overlords Passage.

You've got it all wrong.

The best place to find it is in Egypt, where all the Hyenas are before Memphis. Where all the tall grass is.

Brappa
01-08-2009, 08:54 PM
Sorry, you're right. I was thinking of the Buccaneers outfit.

The Fallen One
01-08-2009, 09:01 PM
Sorry, you're right. I was thinking of the Buccaneers outfit.

It's a common mistake.

The balls are inert.

Brappa
01-08-2009, 09:14 PM
It's Over 8000!

The Fallen One
01-08-2009, 09:20 PM
The Random videos for the Random thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Q0teSXlm4&feature=PlayList&p=FA82AAF07E5A1EFE&index=0&playnext=1

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED FOR STRONG LANGUAGE

Brappa
01-08-2009, 10:00 PM
Needed more cowbell.

The Fallen One
01-08-2009, 10:07 PM
Needed more cowbell.

That and beer. The 5th one had the beer song, and it was removed. :cry:

gangstar099
01-09-2009, 03:45 AM
hi guys im new to this forum but it looks pretty cool, i dnt know how to start a thread but i particularly liked the one where everyone helped to name that wierd looking cat!!! got me thinking, have been watching a tv show where they hunt, kill, cook and then eat a wild animal, glad they dont do it to our pets! speaking of pets, im thinking of getting one, does anyone have a favourite pet and if so what is it and what is its name. all suggestions appreciated!

Brappa
01-09-2009, 04:16 AM
Ralph!

gangstar099
01-09-2009, 06:59 AM
hey brappa, thanks for the suggestion, ralph sounds pretty cool actually, have you got any pets yourself? if so which pet is your favourite (if you have more than one!! - some people do). and what do you call it? i will call my dog ralph if i get one.

also where are most of you guys on the forum from, cos you guys post at really wierd times, im working a nightshift and its been quiet all night, gonna finish in a bit, its 6am eastern time here in the USA.

Brappa
01-09-2009, 09:09 AM
It's 11:34 here in Australia.

And to answer your question I Have a few fish. One called Gonzo (he's a Siamese Fighter), Two Danio's (Animal and Mrs. Piggy).

PorkLoin
01-09-2009, 09:09 AM
Hi Gangstar,

People are from all over the world here - Europe, South Africa, Australia, the US....

Brappa
01-09-2009, 09:09 AM
:p Beat you.