The WDGACBYST Thread

[Gene]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the We Don't Give A Crap But You Seem To Thread.

This is for all of you who feel you need to make a new topic every time something remotely interesting happens.

Change clothes and think we give a crap? Post it here. Pick a particularly fuzzy booger out of your nose and think we give a crap? Post it here.

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If this turns into a spam thread (Brappa...) it'll be closed. Until then... Let's hear what crap you think we should care about folks!

Further, if you don't have a sense of humor, get out. :D

[Brappa]

I'm considering buying a bow (Like for archery) but have no idea about any of it!

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Oooo I like Archery. I shoot a left-handed Hoyt

[Gene]

I'm considering buying a bow (Like for archery) but have no idea about any of it!What kind of bow are you looking for? Composite, compound, what?

[Graphtina]

Im considering getting Llama. Is there anything I should know?



Great thread Gene, at which point is rapid posting considered spamming?
(I alway wondered)

[Gene]

Im considering getting Llama. Is there anything I should know?



Great thread Gene, at which point is rapid posting considered spamming?
(I alway wondered)I would also like to know about the llama.

As for spamming, generally posting two or more times in a row is considered spamming. Or, in Brappa's case, posting fifty or so times in a row.

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I'm almost a B now :]

[Gene]

I'm almost a B now :]Almost...

[Brappa]

What kind of bow are you looking for? Composite, compound, what?

I think it would have to be a compound bow, I'm not much of an upper-body strength kind of guy. It is more the price that I have a problem with.

[Gene]

I think it would have to be a compound bow, I'm not much of an upper-body strength kind of guy. It is more the price that I have a problem with.Ah. What kind of pull strength are you thinking on getting? The price of bows has always been fairly high, it's what's keeping me from getting a new one actually.

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I'll keep you informed on my quest for DD Gene ;]

[Gene]

I'll keep you informed on my quest for DD Gene ;]What in the Nine is DD? Or do I even want to know?

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Cup size :]

May Akatosh smite you! :p

[Gene]

Cup size :]

May Akatosh smite you! :pPfft, I'll never understand the infatuation with large breasted women.

Bah, Akatosh ain't got nothin' on me.

[Brappa]

Ah. What kind of pull strength are you thinking on getting? The price of bows has always been fairly high, it's what's keeping me from getting a new one actually.

I have no idea about pull strengths, I'm going to have to do a lot more research. just like I did when I found out that I didn't like being drunk :D

[Gene]

I have no idea about pull strengths, I'm going to have to do a lot more research. just like I did when I found out that I didn't like being drunk :DHeh, at least you're being intelligent about it. ;)

[ward_rb]

Pfft, I'll never understand the infatuation with large breasted women.

i would explain, but wookie would have the thread closed:whistle:




:p

[Gene]

i would explain, but wookie would have the thread closed:whistle:




:p...

No comment.

...

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I just want big round but not oversized

[The Envenomed Kiss]

My goal : http://www.darksaratov.ru/stuff/ayria-photo.jpg

[Batman]

And how long will it take you to look like that?

[Gene]

And how long will it take you to look like that?Win!

[Batman]

Win!

My first win.


Only took me 5032 posts..................

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Uh not long after signing my life over to the bank :p

The multitude of surgeries and treatments to become a decent and passable trans are numerous and expensive, which is why most look like a guy with **** :]

The first step is counseling, then you're supposed to live as woman for a year before they'll sign to administrate you hormones. But I skipped that step and bought my own. Then I plan to have my adam's apple removed which will soften my voice some and slightly feminize my facial features. After that i'll either take androgen blockers or have the testes removed entirely. During all this i'll be taking electrolysis treatments for hair removal and having regular prostate and heart check ups. Then comes plastic surgery for the face, hips, ***, and breasts if needed. And eventually if I decide to, getting my **** cut open like a banana split and turned inside out and making a vagoo. :]

Honestly though my favorite parts the clothes :]

[Gene]

Uh not long after signing my life over to the bank :p

The multitude of surgeries and treatments to become a decent and passable trans are numerous and expensive, which is why most look like a guy with **** :]

The first step is counseling, then you're supposed to live as woman for a year before they'll sign to administrate you hormones. But I skipped that step and bought my own. Then I plan to have my adam's apple removed which will soften my voice some and slightly feminize my facial features. After that i'll either take androgen blockers or have the testes removed entirely. During all this i'll be taking electrolysis treatments for hair removal and having regular prostate and heart check ups. Then comes plastic surgery for the face, hips, ***, and breasts if needed. And eventually if I decide to, getting my **** cut open like a banana split and turned inside out and making a vagoo. :]

Honestly though my favorite parts the clothes :]I like where this thread is going already. :D

[Voodoo Jim]

I've got a feeling some of you folks have a conspiracy.

[The Envenomed Kiss]

My goal is to find you after my transformation Gene and get you to want me before revealing my identity ;]

[Viper_Sweden]

This thread has started out quite nicely... :D

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Viper I think any sort of affair with you would be labeled "transbian"

[Viper_Sweden]

Serpentine non-reproduction is the proper term... ;)

[Gene]

My goal is to find you after my transformation Gene and get you to want me before revealing my identity ;]I've turned down cuter girls before.

I enjoy being single.

[Vince]

They have software that will make your XP computer look like a Vista computer. Think about it: all your hardware and software programs will still work, you won't slow down, you don't have to buy Vista, and you get to play with the new Vista system.

Like the majority of the people who downloaded the program, I couldn't get it to install, but the idea has potential.

[Roland]

My goal is to find you after my transformation Gene and get you to want me before revealing my identity ;]

OMG that almost made me blow turkey sandwich on my monitor :rockon:

but is a vagoo anything like a va-ja-ja? (hard a heh) ;)

(i like this thread too)

:razz:

[Vince]

We had a visitor at church last Sunday, who came because she had read my blog at theitaliangringo.blogspot.com

And after all the disgusting stuff that's been posted on this thread so far, nobody better delete this post because they consider it offensive.

[Roland]

:cool:
i would explain, but wookie would have the thread closed

:p

what? :confused:

I'm just passing through......i really don't have anything to say


/whistles contently and walks further down the path

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I have tomorrow off from work na na na na na :p

Going to see either Rambo (don't laugh lots of people are saying it kicks ***, or There Will Be Blood , more Indie but supposedly good as well ;)

[Roland]

Ripping on someone's religion
Ripping on someone's race
Ripping on someone's political view
Ripping on anyone's "real" mental or physical handicap

Being crude and vulgar, I'm not talking about just mentioning a body part here or there,but real HC stuff on an open chat or forum...and I'm not talking about TEK's expose on gender changing either heh

Those are serious things that need to be watched for and not tolerated imo

But in all honesty I hate political correctness, especially when people try and tell me you can't call an apple an apple or a spade a spade.

People are people, there will be blood? heh/things said and done that you don't like. People are stupid and do an incredible amount of "dumb" things daily, I honestly wonder how they actually exist more than a few short hours. Makes you wish the bears and crocodiles would invade and thin the herd a bit sometimes lol ;)

My point? Do I need one? Ok.....

There are "worthy" issues to be upset about, then there is what I call "fluff"...fluff can be irritating, fluff might not be your cup of tea, but unless fluff is directed at you personally and in a hurtful manor then I say let fluff live. With out breasts/damn I mean fluff! the world would be a pretty boring place.

Fluff has a place.
Pick your battles.
Learn to live with fluff ;)

damn it, someone was suppose to post before i did again...now i'm spamming lol
Gene feel free to censure me at will if need be, i submit to your ultimate rule!

/touches head to the floor

(why am i singing soft cell's tainted love in my head...)

[GWarrior]

What in the Nine is DD? Or do I even want to know?

i said he wanted those drugs to turn into a woman !

[Roland]

SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS

A man and a woman who had never met
before, but were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper
bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently
woke the woman, saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold"

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."

"Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied..."Get your own damn
blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.



;)

with that i bid you adieu

(time to clean the house)

[Wookiegirl]

i would explain, but wookie would have the thread closed:whistle:




:p


That's right...I'll use my Jedi mind trick(it got Obi-Wan what he wanted)

[Wookiegirl]

SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS

A man and a woman who had never met
before, but were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper
bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently
woke the woman, saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold"

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."

"Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied..."Get your own damn
blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.



;)

with that i bid you adieu

(time to clean the house)



That was really funny

[GWarrior]

if you want to know who reported it , it was me . ok

2 many double standards round here . TEK can talk up crap gender changing as he sees fit .

MOds keep saying its a G rated forum and let it pass .

and although i would normally join in such idiocy , some threads have been closed recently , for just that . including one of mine , because people cant keep their personall opinions to themselves.

so you can all hate me if you wish , i dont care .

Tek im sure there is some transgender forum you go to , thaT will be of great help to you ,

and heck i'll report my own post to top it off .

good day to you .

[Potpie]

LOL!

I give this thread a 8/10.

[Wookiegirl]

OMG...what has happened to this place?

[Roland]

you know even I'm a bit confused now ;)

back to my vacuuming...

maybe it has to do with that we were talking about boobies on his thread and it got locked, but here we've chatted about va-ja-ja's and inverted penises and all seems well.

I don't know who reported what on any threads of late, I assumed some things and was pissed off yesterday but maybe I read things the wrong way ;)

Perhaps to make things easier we should all refrain (myself especially) from chatting about things of a sexual nature across the board, even in a joking manner.

I thought we were all adults here, if not in age then maturity and that most things could be "rolled" with...maybe I was wrong. It's pretty apparent that lines are being crossed and feelings hurt even though I'm pretty sure that that has never been the intention.

I'm not sure anymore...heh

I think I need to game more and chat less lol ;)

Laters

[Wookiegirl]

I used to love coming here because you guys made me feel so welcome. But something in the last few months has changed...

[Potpie]

It's "Off Topic"

Which means, "Not Titan Quest".

Being able to laugh at dumb **** among people who you consider friends... that's not feeling welcome?

Perhaps you are taking things too seriously / personally. Lighten up, have fun! :)

[Potpie]

I'm considering buying a bow (Like for archery) but have no idea about any of it!

Hi Brappa! :lol:

http://www.tenfortyone.net/funny/carefactory.jpg

[Wookiegirl]

Hi Brappa! :lol:

http://www.tenfortyone.net/funny/carefactory.jpg




OUCH

[Wookiegirl]

It's "Off Topic"

Which means, "Not Titan Quest".

Being able to laugh at dumb **** among people who you consider friends... that's not feeling welcome?

Perhaps you are taking things too seriously / personally. Lighten up, have fun! :)

that maybe true, but there are limits

[Potpie]

that maybe true, but there are limits

Some dang ole web-based discussion forum I can just close my browser window on will never hit mine. ;)

[Roland]

Well for what that's worth I felt like we all pretty much stayed with in each other's limits.

Now is seems those "limits" are being mandated by someone who doesn't like the way things normally ran.

I personally don't feel that every single topic or thread needs to be commented on.

There are many OT threads that don't interest or concern me. Some of TEK's stuff gets old to me sometimes (no offense TEK ;)) but I don't jump into his thread and start telling him he needs to stop talking about this or that...I just skip it and more on.

THAT's what use to happen here (i think) we all payed attention to what we wanted and skipped the rest.

Some just aren't doing that, or never did.

[Wookiegirl]

I'm sorry if I upset anyone or pissed anyone off. But you know what? It's time to move on. No one needs to talk about it anymore. I didn't have a thread shut down. I don't have moderator powers. I'm not god. But I am tired of people bashing me because I found something offensive that someone else didn't. I'm getting tired of coming here and seeing that someone else has bashed me. I left another forum because their behavior became juvenile(sp), but they didn't bash me because I believed differently than them. Like I said, I'm sorry and I would like to be able to consider you guys my friends, but if the bashing continues, I will not stand for it

[Roland]

, I will not stand for it

all I can tell you is that before you came here I'd never seen anyone say that phrase, yet it runs through several of your posts.

There actually seems to be a lot here you don't like and don't care to "stand for"

If that's the case...

[Potpie]

<3 WG. :)

Ooooh Chicago - You ever been to Streeters Tavern on E. Chicago Ave @ N. Wabash? I friggin' love that place!

In the Men's room, the urinal is just one long trough, and above the trough is a HUGE window looking out over the bar - one way glass - you look at them while you're peeing but nobody can see you, it's awesome. ;)

[Wookiegirl]

<3 WG. :)

Ooooh Chicago - You ever been to Streeters Tavern on E. Chicago Ave @ N. Wabash? I friggin' love that place!

In the Men's room, the urinal is just one long trough, and above the trough is a HUGE window looking out over the bar - one way glass - you look at them while you're peeing but nobody can see you, it's awesome. ;)

No actually I haven't. I've only been living here in Chicago with my sister for a couple of months. Although, I've been living here in Illinois my whole life.

[Wookiegirl]

all I can tell you is that before you came here I'd never seen anyone say that phrase, yet it runs through several of your posts.

There actually seems to be a lot here you don't like and don't care to "stand for"

If that's the case...

If that's the case, what? Leave? Why should I leave a place when I enjoy talking to MOST of the people here?

[Jin]

What about your house Roland ! You're neglecting your cleaning ! :lol:

Anyway, I hadn't found anything that I thought was meant agressive before I read GWarrior's reply. I'm surely not aware of something happening here lately, but I guess there are also many things said on a jokish tone that are either not meant that way (aka true reproaches) or not understood that way.

Mayhaps we all need to relax and take jokes for what they are, and if we have something serious to say about someone's behaviour / posts / whatever, send him/her a serious PM about the matter. I, like Roland, thought we were adults and that if there were things to be discussed, we could talk it out...

[Potpie]

http://www.tenfortyone.net/funny/care-o-meter.jpg

[GWarrior]

look i dont care what you talk about , i like it and join in myself .

the powers that be keep saying its G rated forum .

so we get told told for talking about **** , yet as My Friend Roland says we can talk about Vags and transgenderism , with out fear of being told off , just doesnt sense .

if someone , reports about a post , saying theyre offended , it should be respected , not have them picked on more .

theres was Mod here when i reported this , whaT 20 minutes ago , you see how seriously its being taken as its still open

[Roland]

What about your house Roland ! You're neglecting your cleaning ! :lol:

Anyway, I hadn't found anything that I thought was meant agressive before I read GWarrior's reply. I'm surely not aware of something happening here lately, but I guess there are also many things said on a jokish tone that are either not meant that way (aka true reproaches) or not understood that way.

Mayhaps we all need to relax and take jokes for what they are, and if we have something serious to say about someone's behaviour / posts / whatever, send him/her a serious PM about the matter. I, like Roland, thought we were adults and that if there were things to be discussed, we could talk it out...

QFT

my cats are starting to chew the power cord lol

:p

[Potpie]

look i dont care what you talk about , i like it and join in myself .

the powers that be keep saying its G rated forum .

so we get told told for talking about **** , yet as My Friend Roland says we can talk about Vags and transgenderism , with out fear of being told off , just doesnt sense .

if someone , reports about a post , saying theyre offended , it should be respected , not have them picked on more .

theres was Mod here when i reported this , whaT 20 minutes ago , you see how seriously its being taken as its still open

WTF are you doing in this thread and WTF are you not at the doctor?!? :surprised:

[Wookiegirl]

WTF are you doing in this thread and WTF are you not at the doctor?!? :surprised:

He's stubborn and at work

[Graphtina]

Any comment on the Llama idea? Comment of an aggressive shall be...:silenced: Seriously I want to get a Llama.

[Jin]

Any comment on the Llama idea? Comment of an aggressive shall be...:silenced: Seriously I want to get a Llama.
If you've got a really big garden out of town, I would say, why not ? Find a Llama Ranch in the neighbourhood, ask for information, buy a beast, you're settled.

And when you won't know anymore what to do with it, eat it. But send us invitations first, some of us are very interested in Llama meat. :razz:

[GWarrior]

To the Great guy & Gals here

im sorry of my behavior. Im tired and emotional

im taking a week off work , i have no net at home either so im taking a week off that too .

hope you can forgive me my comments .

if anyone wishes to poke a spear in my side please do so , it wont be retalliated.

cya next week .

[Roland]

Nothing to say your sorry about man :)

It's all good!

You just do what you need to start feeling better, I hope you have a restful and happy break.

Keep us posted and let us know if there's anything we can do to help or make you laugh. (why did i just think of TEK all dolled up working on a muscle car up to his elbows in grease? lol)

Take care of you & yours and we'll chat with ya when you get back :)

Warm Regards

[Scorpetus]

Wow, this thread is brand new and it's already this long?...damn, it must be that hot that everyone is jumping in...hehe, I haven't even taken the time to go through it but I won't bother because its a lot to read already, hehehe, so I'll just jump in the wagon on whatever space is left and I'll follow Gene's idea of the thread so I guess I can freely say the following...


I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!:p

[Batman]

I'm all for discussion on a variety of subjects.
I'm not into stopping discussion because one persaon doesn't like the subject. After all, we have nearly 30,000 members here.
If anyone has a problem with any post/thread then please report it and trust our judgement. Do not post your disgust thereby generating more discussion on a subject you don't happen to like this week.
I will attempt to keep the G-rated nature of this forum but that will have to be done with the use of my own life experiences.


@Scorpetus - Don't forget to wipe.

[Gene]

To the Great guy & Gals here

im sorry of my behavior. Im tired and emotional

im taking a week off work , i have no net at home either so im taking a week off that too .

hope you can forgive me my comments .

if anyone wishes to poke a spear in my side please do so , it wont be retalliated.

cya next week .*looks at spear*

*looks at GWarrior*

*looks at spear*

...

Naaaaaah.

[Scorpetus]

@Scorpetus - Don't forget to wipe.

DAMN!!! I knew I forgot something...fck...I'll be right back...:errf:

[Gene]

<. <

> .>

^ . ^

*huggles GWarrior*

[Viper_Sweden]

Imaginary head-ache = Staying home from school :rockon:

[Batman]

Imaginary head-ache = Staying home from school :rockon:

Bet you've actually got a headache by lunchtime.:whistle:

[Viper_Sweden]

Verscheissen Tommies... :p

[Scorpetus]

Fckn Hydra hasn't given me anything good, not even a blue item since we met...damn (beep) :mad: I thought y'all would like to know that...

[Scorpetus]

*Walking into the room* :whistle: Mary had a little lamb...little lamb...little lamb!!!:whistle: *stops! as all eyes are on him, he looks around :shifty: * :whistle: Mary had a little lamb...little lamb...little lamb!!!:whistle: *Heads out the door...*

[Jin]

Nothing to say your sorry about man :)

It's all good!

You just do what you need to start feeling better, I hope you have a restful and happy break.

Keep us posted and let us know if there's anything we can do to help or make you laugh. (why did i just think of TEK all dolled up working on a muscle car up to his elbows in grease? lol)

Take care of you & yours and we'll chat with ya when you get back :)

Warm Regards
Signed.

[Voodoo Jim]

<3 WG. :)

Ooooh Chicago - You ever been to Streeters Tavern on E. Chicago Ave @ N. Wabash? I friggin' love that place!

In the Men's room, the urinal is just one long trough, and above the trough is a HUGE window looking out over the bar - one way glass - you look at them while you're peeing but nobody can see you, it's awesome. ;)

Answer this or not, who cares. But...

You don't stay there watching folks all day, do you?

[Brappa]

*Walking into the room* :whistle: Mary had a little lamb...little lamb...little lamb!!!:whistle: *stops! as all eyes are on him, he looks around :shifty: * :whistle: Mary had a little lamb...little lamb...little lamb!!!:whistle: *Heads out the door...*

SPAAAAMING!!!!!

(Irony post, by the way)

My new computer is infinitely better than my old one. I still have yet to get my new monitor but the difference between a Pentium 3 and a 2.7ghz dual core is incredible.

I'm also guessing that the change from 384mb to 2gb of RAM helps.

[Potpie]

Answer this or not, who cares. But...

You don't stay there watching folks all day, do you?

Hehe, no - it's just fun: go take a ****, watch the whole bar while you're pissing, go back out to your beer. ;)

[Voodoo Jim]

Hmm. Now to think of it, you sure they aren't actually using their customers as (additional) security guards or something?

[ward_rb]

Hehe, no - it's just fun: go take a ****, watch the whole bar while you're pissing, go back out to your beer. ;)

i would end up thinking about giving the people at the bar "free refills" on their beer.


....what, i know im not the only one:whistle:

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Ok when did my precious off topic turn into a bunch of catfighting schoolgirls?

[Voodoo Jim]

Why is da off-topic section actually a bunch of catfighting schoolgirls?

[Vince]

Some of you have been making reference to the great literary classic, Mary had a little lamb. In reference thereto:

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
But when old MacDonald had a farm,
He couldn't believe his eyes.

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And Oh! How sick our Mary is.

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
Some chicken and some marmalade,
Some salad and some grape Kool-Aid.
It made the haughty waiters laugh.
To see her order so,
And when they carried Mary out,
Her face was white as snow.

[ward_rb]

Ok when did my precious off topic turn into a bunch of catfighting schoolgirls?


Why is da off-topic section actually a bunch of catfighting schoolgirls?

mmmmmmm, catfighting schoolgirls /drools

[Roland]

Does that mean I have to buy a plaid skirt?

heh ;)

[Brappa]

You could borrow TEK's.

[Scorpetus]

SPAAAAMING!!!!!

(Irony post, by the way)

My new computer is infinitely better than my old one. I still have yet to get my new monitor but the difference between a Pentium 3 and a 2.7ghz dual core is incredible.

I'm also guessing that the change from 384mb to 2gb of RAM helps.

Hahaha, heeey...YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO give a crap!!!...REMEMBER?, okay, okay, I wanted some attention alright!?!?... and... I wanted to know what it feels like to be Brappa :p, You're been running your compute with 384MB RAM? my goodness...I need to get 2GB more too...mine is starting to be quite slow (1GB) with all the crap I installed and run on my machine.

[Scorpetus]

Some of you have been making reference to the great literary classic, Mary had a little lamb. In reference thereto:

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
But when old MacDonald had a farm,
He couldn't believe his eyes.

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And Oh! How sick our Mary is.

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
Some chicken and some marmalade,
Some salad and some grape Kool-Aid.
It made the haughty waiters laugh.
To see her order so,
And when they carried Mary out,
Her face was white as snow.


Oh nice! I didn't know the words, hehe.

[Scorpetus]

Ok when did my precious off topic turn into a bunch of catfighting schoolgirls?

Which one?

[Scarecrow]

I must remove myself from in front of my computer and DO SOMETHING.
19 hours till kickoff for the Superbowl and I've got cleaning, shopping, drunkproofing, and cooking to do. :eek:

[Potpie]

"drunkproofing"

LOL!! :lol:

[Jin]

I must remove myself from in front of my computer and DO SOMETHING.
19 hours till kickoff for the Superbowl and I've got cleaning, shopping, drunkproofing, and cooking to do. :eek:I vote for a ban. :whistle: Let's say, until tomorrow, just to help with the housework and all that...

[Scarecrow]

"drunkproofing"

LOL!! :lol:

Things that don't mix well with drunk people (expensive fragile things, irreplaceable things, and sharp pointy things) are all removed from the living room and placed safely in the bedroom. ;) :D

[Potpie]

Things that don't mix well with drunk people (expensive fragile things, irreplaceable things, and sharp pointy things) are all removed from the living room and placed safely in the bedroom. ;) :D

Hehe, right on - that's exactly what I imagined. ;)

[Vince]

So far, on today's forums, I have developed a craving for bacon, wished I could see another Augie Doggie cartoon, wish that the Philadeplphia Eagles had made it to the Super Bowl, and wondered why Billy Graham hasn't called.

The Philadelphia Eagles vs. Notre Dame. Now, THAT would be a Super Bowl worth watching!

[Batman]

So far, on today's forums, I have developed a craving for bacon, wished I could see another Augie Doggie cartoon, wish that the Philadeplphia Eagles had made it to the Super Bowl, and wondered why Billy Graham hasn't called.


It's good to know that we have served our purpose yet again. :whistle:

[Brappa]

Bacon ******* rules!!

[Wookiegirl]

Bacon ******* rules!!



It sure does

[pnsdc]

mmm bacon

[Batman]

11:30am. What shall I have for lunch?

[Viper_Sweden]

Bacon! :D

[Batman]

With cheese?

[Jin]

With carrots ! ... And an egg...

[Brappa]

No!!! Bacon on toast with more bacon and bacon bits!

[Viper_Sweden]

Assassin...

***-***-in...

Mass...

M-***...

Do I sense some weird regulation?

[GWarrior]

I back online lads

am felling somewhat better , have docs appointment for tues/wed whenever they fit me in .

heres a back online prezzie for you's

A big wet , sloppy , toothless , Tonguey :p

[Scorpetus]

I back online lads

am felling somewhat better , have docs appointment for tues/wed whenever they fit me in .

heres a back online prezzie for you's

A big wet , sloppy , toothless , Tonguey :p

I'm glad to know you have a doc's appointment kid!! I :pray: everything is good!

[GWarrior]

i saw some where , there was a a relic that was never put int the game .

Hermes Winged Sandal . i've got one, on one of my Titan Quest toons pre IT , and cant figure how i got it , i have no idea how to edit the Database , so any ideas , i'll post a screen later when i find out which one has it again.

[Jin]

Hey, nice to see you again and to know you've got an appointment ! Keep us posted.

[Wookiegirl]

The flipping basement here is flooding AGAIN. Like I don't have enough flipping stress in my life. Friends that turn out to not be friends, flooding basements, no money, no job, an a-hole exboyfriend who's trying to get back with me. What the flip else could happen?

[Jin]

No more internet ?

[Wookiegirl]

No more internet ?

Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing to happen...It would force me to go out and make some real life friends...I've met very few people online that I'd like to hang with in real life

[Jin]

True enough.
I've personnally met very few people in my real life that I'd like to hang with on the internet. They're still good fellows, but real life and internet are just two very diffent things that I don't like to mix.

Hope you'll meet a few trustful people in real life that you can go out and have some nice time with.

[Wookiegirl]

True enough.
I've personnally met very few people in my real life that I'd like to hang with on the internet. They're still good fellows, but real life and internet are just two very diffent things that I don't like to mix.

Hope you'll meet a few trustful people in real life that you can go out and have some nice time with.

Don't get me wrong, I have met a couple that I would like to make real life friends, but not many...and thanks

[Jin]

I thought it so. :)

[GWarrior]

i want RAIN , we were told it would rain for a week, thinder, lightning and everythink , so far nothing at all , just some lonely old grey clouds .

we got about 15 drops on Sunday , and thats it , it hasnt rained for months ,

someone do a rain dance or someink

and i got Bioshock working again too :)

[GWarrior]

Theyre very big photos !

well at least there not tiny anymore

My P*ssy Tat

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/897/catphoters027qo1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My other P*ssy Mischuf (dark one with Tat)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3655/catphoters061xe2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jin]

And what is that in the background ? Is that... Carrots !? :shifty:

[Gene]

That cat in the first picture is EVIL!!!

[GWarrior]

Yeah Carrots man , we juice em and the kids love to eat them too .

[Wookiegirl]

I stopped smoking this past November, on Thanksgiving, and it's not as hard as I thought it would be

[Vince]

My friend Wookiegirl writes "I stopped smoking this past November, on Thanksgiving, and it's not as hard as I thought it would be."

WAY TO GO!

[GWarrior]

Its RAINING here woohoo .

[GWarrior]

its still raining :) 7 hrs of rain now . the swimming pool is in danger of overflowing and possibly flooding the house , guess we'll just swim in the house .

[Brappa]

yay! we're getting rain here too! wait, no. it stopped :(

[GWarrior]

bugger mate .

[Wookiegirl]

My friend Wookiegirl writes "I stopped smoking this past November, on Thanksgiving, and it's not as hard as I thought it would be."

WAY TO GO!

Thank you Vince...I appreciate the words of support. :)

[Scorpetus]

I'm tired
don't wanna be here
I need more money
need to get away...

should you give a crap?

[Batman]

I suppose I should, but we all feel the same way.

Welcome to the club.

[Scorpetus]

Glad to know I'm not the only one feeling this...this...this...this...pain...

[GWarrior]

we just had , in one day our whole Summer supply of rain 48mm all up .

bad news it wont even make a difference to our dams :(

we still got about 24' C , with high 30s next week.

[GWarrior]

Glad to know I'm not the only one feeling this...this...this...this...pain...


i love work , it cleanses the soul , boost ones spirits looking forward to Friday.

work enables you to give sh1t to your supervisor, and get away with it . Work on Mondays is bad tho really bad , i didnt work this week:)
so have fun everyone else who has too , only 2 days to the weekend :rockon:

[Batman]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e110/aprobinson/Image1-2.jpg

Oh no your not.

BAMF

[Gene]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e110/aprobinson/Image1-2.jpgI've caught a few of those myself. They should at least try to make it less obvious.

[Batman]

I love people-watching. I could sit in a cafe for hours, just watching people walk past.

[Brappa]

I have done that.

I don't know what it is like in the rest of the world but a Starbucks just opened near us and it has a great atmosphere. I was out looking for the best deal on The Orange Box and decided to get a muffin (I hate coffee). They had big comfy chairs, diffused yet bright lighting and soft rock playing . It was great. I sat there for a couple of hours and felt the best that I had since I had dumped my girlfriend over a year ago.

[Voodoo Jim]

I got the newest episode of Bleach today!

[Potpie]

LOL

I love doing that on my vBulletin site. :rockon:

After deleting their newly registered account, I usually take their IP address and write a DENY statement in my PIX firewall's ACL. :)

[GWarrior]

Hey TEK , you alright ?

did you survive the tornadoes ?

on the news , they said Mississipi was hit quite bad .

let us know if your still alive , and we'll send a releif party .

[Scorpetus]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e110/aprobinson/Image1-2.jpg

Oh no your not.

BAMF

Are we having a glimpse of Batman's work!!!?!??! holly smokin' macaroni & cheese....don't ask why I say, I just love the sound of it =)

[GWarrior]

yeah thats the master at work , sometimes i report them to , if i see them , some of these guys post some very graphics pictures too :errf:

[Batman]

All in a day's(unpaid) work.

[Scorpetus]

So...were you like..the one who started this site Batman? what's the story behind the music, tell us...(or just me if everybody already knows it)

[Batman]

Nah, I just volunteered. The site has had numerous owners in it's short life, none of which has been me.

[Scorpetus]

Oh I see...man, I couldn't do this, ya know? maintain and monitor this crap all day long, oh hell no, I can barely hang with the crap I do here at work, lol.

[Batman]

30,000 members and two regular moderators can be a bit of a strain.

But hey, I can always log out. I don't have to do X amount of hours.

[Scorpetus]

right on

[ward_rb]

30,000 members and two regular moderators

Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!

That's 30,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 2 mods in the whole board.

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

CAAAAAANNNNNNN YOOOOUUUUU DIIIIGGGGGG IIIIITTTTTT?

[GWarrior]

Viva Revolution OMG :p

[Batman]

Humph, you can prove anything with facts.

Gene and I are of mythical proportions and, as such, are impervious to your machinations.

Gene, break out the Ban-hammer of Doom.

[ward_rb]

The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one thread at a time. Secure our territory... secure our turf... because it's all our turf!




heh, slightly modified warriors quotes for the win. or maybe im just losing it because its 4 am and ive been watching lost all day:shifty:

[Gene]

Gene, break out the Ban-hammer of Doom.*awe*
You mean... I'm allowed to!

Huzzah!!!

*shattering glass*

[Batman]

Huzzah!!!

*shattering glass*

That was my favourite beer glass, dammit.

Oh well, I'll just have to "procure" another one........

[Gene]

That was my favourite beer glass, dammit.

Oh well, I'll just have to "procure" another one........Geh!

It was Brappa!

*points to the sleeping llama*

[Scorpetus]

Lol...poor Brappa, I get this feeling that some of us pick on him whenever he's sleep...I smell bacon and brappa sandwiches for today!

[Batman]

I just found a picture of my first ever TQ character.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e110/aprobinson/Asterix.jpg

Sweet memories.

[GWarrior]

Humph, you can prove anything with facts.

Gene and I have heads of mythical proportions and, as such, are impervious to your machinations.

Gene, break out the Ban-hammer of Doom.


Mwah hahahahahahahahahah !!!

oh i am gonna so be in trouble , sorry fellas couldnt help it :)

im in for the long haul , im staying logged in for 72 hrs straight , i may sleep , but i'll just post randomly , like i do anyway !

[Voodoo Jim]

30,000 members and two regular moderators can be a bit of a strain.

But hey, I can always log out. I don't have to do X amount of hours.

Why not recruit a couple more [regular moderators, by any means necessary?

[GWarrior]

Why not recruit a couple more [regular moderators, by any means necessary?

i dont know if Gene & Batman can appoint new mods ? it may be a admin/owner thing .

[Gene]

Appointing new mods is admins only as of now.

I still say they should make me and Bats admins, though.

[GWarrior]

Good night its midnight here and im piking out :p

not logging out tho :)

[Viper_Sweden]

Appointing new mods is admins only as of now.

I still say they should make me and Bats moderators, though.

What are you now?

[Gene]

What are you now?
We're moderators. 'Super Moderators' according to the list.

[Viper_Sweden]

Then why do you want them to make you moderators? :confused:

[Gene]

Then why do you want them to make you moderators? :confused:Geh!

I meant to type admins... :whistle:

*runs off*
Fixed.

[tim]

Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!

That's 30,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 2 mods in the whole board.

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

CAAAAAANNNNNNN YOOOOUUUUU DIIIIGGGGGG IIIIITTTTTT?


One of my all time favorite movies! Excellent obscure reference! I'm going to have to watch that tonight now!

"Warriors, come out to play-ay!"

[Roland]

Tim beat me to the punch...damn the fact that I can't post at work, damn them all to hell!

heh

btw - nice catch Tim ;)

[Brappa]

To Gene and Batman, I would be more than glad to take off some of the load from you guys. I got nothing better to do any more (Uni doesn't start for a while, and then I will still have a lot of free time).

Pass my Resume on to the Admins please.

[Batman]

Hmmm, the Grand Llama of Spamdom requests the power of the Gods?

Let me think about it.

[Gene]

Hmmm, the Grand Llama of Spamdom requests the power of the Gods?

Let me think about it.I dun trust 'im.

[Brappa]

I promise I'll be good. :twisted:

[Gene]

I promise I'll be good. :twisted:Before Brappa was a moderator:
http://www.techno-utopia.com/techno-utopia.jpg

After Brappa is a moderator:
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/wasteland.jpg

[Batman]

Excellent, Gene. Just brilliant. :clap::lol:

[Brappa]

What's the worst thing that could happen?
:shifty:

[Gene]

What's the worst thing that could happen?
:shifty:See above.


Excellent, Gene. Just brilliant. :clap::lol:
I try. :p

[Viper_Sweden]

Brappa as a mod?

About as likely as me becoming mature... :p

[Jin]

Brappa as a mod?

About as likely as me becoming mature... :p
Just give it time...

[Vince]

Re: the discussion about whether we should allow Brappa to be a moderator.

Brappa asks "What is the worst that could happen?" Folks, if you'll think about that for a few moments, I think you'll get my point.

[Vince]

Folks, I hope you'll excuse me if I digress to the original subject of the thread:

Could it really be Cousin Wendel from Tennessee?!? If it is, way to go Wendel!!!

Annabelle, have you lost your mind?!?

Raul, would you TRY to wake up?!?

Thank you, everyone, for listening.

[tim]

This is the same guy that posted pics of barf porn a while back. :P

[Brappa]

Yeah but those days are over now.

[Metkis]

Yeah but those days are over now.

I'm only 6 days here... who knows what kind of troll I might upgrade to.

-James

[Brappa]

You shall make a great apprentice.

[Gene]

You shall make a great apprentice.To a horrible master...

[GWarrior]

To a horrible master...


Brappas alright , you just got to watch out for all the flys surrounding him :D

[Brappa]

They are my Minions of Terror!

[GWarrior]

ive got a good story for you tomoorrow , and its true :)

cyas

[Brappa]

I can't wait! The suspense is killing me! Please tell us the story now!

[Vince]

Jose and Raul are trying to solve the problem, but with Annabelle at the controls, this plane is gonna' crash. The people who have already bailed out were right.

Even Larry can't straighten it out.

[Batman]

Hah, 5200 posts already. I need a vacation...............

[GWarrior]

Batman you need to invent a new position when you reach 10.000 posts :D

oh i fixed my PeeCee ,

i will give the colourful story in my other thread about it later :p

[Batman]

Batman you need to invent a new position when you reach 10.000 posts :D

*checks Kama Sutra............"

[Brappa]

With the state of the Internet I think that the Karma Sutra would be one of the less efficient ways to look for "Positions". That could also apply to GWarrior's problem.

[Viper_Sweden]

"Karma Sutra"... :lol:

[GWarrior]

get yore mind out of the gutter Viper :D

[pnsdc]

awww but its fun in the gutter

[Brappa]

Until a car drives past and splashes water on you.

[Viper_Sweden]

But that gives you an opportunity to hunt the responsible one down and make him pay... :twisted:

[GWarrior]

what if its a Her ?

Viper will be like suck on this Biatch , and then eat some kerb

Ha our Slayers are both lvl 58 hows that .

[Viper_Sweden]

There are many ways to make someone feel retaliated... ;)

[GWarrior]

what make them listen to Heavy Metal :rockon:

[Vince]

Fifty years! And they still haven't figured out multi-site! Where were their brains in 1957?

[GWarrior]

Party Time

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8176/sexypartyrp0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Ivaron]

Party Time

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8176/sexypartyrp0.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Holy ****, that scared the crap outta me :eek:

[Brappa]

Stewie scares me too sometimes.

[Ivaron]

It's not Stewie, it's those girls.. They all have the exact same empty look on their faces O.o

[Brappa]

They're not women! They're Androids!

[Ivaron]

Yeah ;D

Seriously though, try looking at it for like 5 minutes, they will hypnotise you with their ..uhm..hips?.. Err.. Or should I say, they will "hipnotise" you?

[Scarecrow]

Party Time

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8176/sexypartyrp0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Tis quite odd. . . I was at a club this past weekend, and I think I saw those same girls.
Same vacuous glazed over look, but a bit more clothing.

[Metkis]

Tis quite odd. . . I was at a club this past weekend, and I think I saw those same girls.
Same vacuous glazed over look, but a bit more clothing.

If they had more clothing, you're going to the wrong clubs. :razz:

-James

[Scarecrow]

If they had more clothing, you're going to the wrong clubs. :razz:

-James

We don't get those "other" types of clubs up this way. :errf:
And girls don't seem to like wearing next to nothing when temp's are below freezing. Double :errf:

A pox on Old Man Winter and his icy heart!

[Vince]

Wendel and Jack, would you two please get your heads out of the sand? You've only got one lifetime, and you're wasting time! Get into CBC!

[Brappa]

I'm a Telkine!

[Brappa]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5306/imasharkft1.jpg

[GWarrior]

Identity problems Brappa ?

[Brappa]

I'm a llama!

[Wookiegirl]

I'm a Telkine!


http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5306/imasharkft1.jpg


I'm a llama!



Poor Brappa is having a major identity crisis

[Wookiegirl]

Leaving the 21st to go to Florida...will be there 6 days...the first vacation I've had in YEARS

[Brappa]

Congratulations, Let us know how it goes. Also, what have you been up to, We haven't heard from you for a while.

[Wookiegirl]

Congratulations, Let us know how it goes. Also, what have you been up to, We haven't heard from you for a while.

Not much...I've been lurking, but...haven't had much to say lately

[Brappa]

:surprised: No way!

[Wookiegirl]

:surprised: No way!

Yeah way...been really stressed out

[Vince]

Brappa's posts remind me of the time Boy George showed off a letter from a doctor certifying that he was a man.

[Wookiegirl]

Brappa's posts remind me of the time Boy George showed off a letter from a doctor certifying that he was a man.

OMG...How funny is that?

[GWarrior]

Very, considering if he shaved his head, he would look just like boy George

[Metkis]

Very, considering if he shaved his head, he would look just like boy George

Coincidental... I think not. :eek:

-James

[Vince]

Good Heavens! Is Brappa really Boy George in disguise?

[Brappa]

Umm ... No. :shifty:

[ClosetChemist]

Umm ... No. :shifty:

Admit it Brappa. We all know about your big hit with Culture Club: "Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama chameleon...":p

[Brappa]

Nah that was the other Brappa :shifty:

[Wookiegirl]

Nah that was the other Brappa :shifty:

You mean there's more than one? :eek:

[Jin]

Everybody is naught but a hidden Brappa waiting for the right occasion to show out... :shifty:

And so was Boy George before his coming out. :lol:

[Vince]

Look, once and for all:

NASA has confirmed it. Astronauts have confirmed it.

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YOU CANNOT SEE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA FROM THE MOON!

Decades ago, the popular television quiz show Jeopardy said that you can. The legend has survived numerous beatings by scientists and scientific organizations.

[Jin]

Conspiracy ! The Great Wall of China doesn't exist, of course you can't see it from the moon ! :shifty:

[Metkis]

Conspiracy ! The Great Wall of China doesn't exist, of course you can't see it from the moon ! :shifty:

What moon? I don't see a moon? :whistle: :happy:

-James

[Vince]

First, the Great Wall of China does exist. They have pictures of it in Titan Quest.

Second, although the moon does exist, there's a way to convince your children that you're a genius. Tell them that if they hold a dime at arm's length, it will completely block out the sight of a full moon. No one will believe you, but it's true.

Third, a full moon is sixteen times brighter than a half moon. Because the sun is shining directly on it, there are fewer shadows from the mountains.

[Vince]

Paul, you're not going anywhere without your wife's permission.

[Wyvern]

Wait, there's a new Brappa?! And I thought the old one was enought (lol)!

I'm thinking on creating a thread with wonders of the TQ world. Should be fun.

[Vince]

Folks, it's true. You cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than seven times. It doesn't matter what size the paper is.

[Batman]

I think the Mythbusters tried that one, didn't they? Had a sheet of paper the size of a hangar.

[Scarecrow]

I think the Mythbusters tried that one, didn't they? Had a sheet of paper the size of a hangar.

You are correct sir!

[Brappa]

Funny story about that. I do Origami as a hobby and I once made a large dragon in maths (I get really bored in maths) and everyone is all like "Wow, how cool is that, how long did it take you? how many folds are in it? how do you remember the instructions? etc..." And when I said the instructions had about one hundred steps and most of them involve more than one fold, About 5 kids call out claiming I'm lying as paper can't be folded more than 7 times.

[Vince]

Paper CAN be folded more than seven times. It can't be folded IN HALF more than seven times.

[pnsdc]

an important distinction that people overlook sometimes Vince

[Ivaron]

Funny story about that. I do Origami as a hobby and I once made a large dragon in maths (I get really bored in maths) and everyone is all like "Wow, how cool is that, how long did it take you? how many folds are in it? how do you remember the instructions? etc..." And when I said the instructions had about one hundred steps and most of them involve more than one fold, About 5 kids call out claiming I'm lying as paper can't be folded more than 7 times.:lol: those guys need to get a brain, of course it can be folded more than 7 times as long as the folds don't overlap more than 7 times!

I think the Mythbusters did it 8 times though? Or they tried to do it eight times.. Can't really remember, that was an old episode.

[Scarecrow]

Origami is cool. . .
http://search.deviantart.com/?section=browse&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5&q=origami

[Graphtina]

The mythbuster folded a hanger sized peice over ten times, but they had to use a steam roller to flatten it.

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I just tried it. Couldnt quite get a clean fold on 7