The WDGACBYST Thread

[ClosetChemist]

Is it me or do they have to worst drop rate than any other troop? I swear you're more likely to get a Turtle Shell from Typhon than 2 Albino Spider charms in five runs.

I think its pretty close between the albino spiders and the saber tooth lions for worst drop rate. Sometimes I can go through all of act three and never get a saber tooth charm.

[Brappa]

Saber tooth drops more frequently than Raptor Tooth.

[Wookiegirl]

TEK is a guy... sheesh!! where have you been??

[Vince]

I already have a complete Albino Spider charm, but I've only gotten one Epic Albino Spider charm in three runs.

[Viper_Sweden]

I think its pretty close between the albino spiders and the saber tooth lions for worst drop rate. Sometimes I can go through all of act three and never get a saber tooth charm.

Saber Claw... :p

Just farm at the 4th portal with XMAX and you should get say a million in three runs... ;)

[Vince]

Got a second Epic Albino Spider charm

[Brappa]

Then you're doing better than me.

[Vince]

Just got a completed Epic Albino Spider charm!

Brappa, go to the last fountain in Hades, and from there go to the right side of the main corridor. The first two areas are full of albino spiders. Then go back to the fountain and head the other way. You have to cross the chamber completely, and then the next chamber is full of albino spiders.

Then quit the game and keep repeating. I got an Epic Albino Spider charm about half the time.

[GWarrior]

TEK is a guy... sheesh!! where have you been??

TEK is a GUY ??? debatable

[Viper_Sweden]

TEK was a guy at least...

[Brappa]

Man I really want watermelon. But for some weird ***-reason (http://xkcd.com/37/) noone sells it at 1:30 am.

[ward_rb]

Man I really want watermelon. But for some weird ***-reason (http://xkcd.com/37/) noone sells it at 1:30 am.

no 24 hour supermarkets?

[Brappa]

Nope. No where sells watermelon and is open past 6pm.

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Mmmmmmmm I love watermelon :happy:

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I just farted and I swear it smells like coffee

[ward_rb]

I just farted and I swear it smells like coffee

dutch oven time? :knockout:

[Tashes]

Brappa has a terrible taste in music XD

[The Envenomed Kiss]

Brappa has a terrible taste in music XD

And haircuts :happy:

[Poinas]

Oh ****. I forgot to put the milk in the fridge when I finished eating last night. Now I woke up and it's there on the floor, all warmed up. Can't eat cereals with warm milk, now can I?

I WANT MY CEREALS GODDAMMIT :mad:

[Viper_Sweden]

Mmm cereal... :p

[Vegreaper]

I hate going to the dentist!

*rubs cheek numbed by the anesthetic*

[Boombaye]

Yum.

Warm cereal and milk.

[GWarrior]

do you think birds ever get scared of heights?

[Boombaye]

I really wanna know what you've been eating, G'.

[Tashes]

WTF is G's sig? Is it a cementturd? Is it a rock? I don't get it! :???:

[Boombaye]

I don't geddit either.

[Tashes]

I just found a buncha really good lols. but they're definately NSFW. I <3 Jimmy Carr.

[Boombaye]

*sigh*

Give us a hint as to where we can find them ?

[Tashes]

pm'd ya

[Boombaye]

Awwwww, thankies ^.^

[Vegreaper]

As far as British comedians go, I enjoy Lee Evans' performances the most

[minisav]

Personally, for British comedians I'd go for:

1) Frankie Boyle
2) Bill Bailey
3) Tie between Alan Carr/Jimmy Carr

[Vegreaper]

Oh snap, I can't believe I forgot the Mock The Week crew! I used to watch the 'Scenes We'd Like To See' parts on youtube constantly

[Vince]

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought that GWarrior's new avatar is a mud-daubed nest on the ground.

[minisav]

Oh snap, I can't believe I forgot the Mock The Week crew! I used to watch the 'Scenes We'd Like To See' parts on youtube constantly


Yeah they are fantastic. :D

[Tashes]

I worked it out! GWarrior's new sig was explained in the sexuality thread. Its a rhino turd.

He's changed it now, anyway.

[GWarrior]

:clap::rockon: twas a fresh cowpat actually ;)

[Tashes]

I am so schmart! SMRT!

uh.. i mean SMART
:p

[Boombaye]

I hates them worms in Egypt.

[gorgus]

i've found a cool smiley: http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3762/uowgetoutgu8.gif

[Boombaye]

We should use that...

Not on me.

[gorgus]

then...maybe...http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3324/uowchairak5.gif :D

or...perhaps...http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9202/uowwhipir9.gif

[Boombaye]

As long as it's not on me.

[gorgus]

nor me.

[Boombaye]

Let's use them !

[Tashes]

Don't use them on me!!

Except maybe that spanking one ;)

[gorgus]

hmmm..... :shifty: dunno, don't wanna mess with Brappa's family

[Boombaye]

Oooooh...kinkeh.

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I'm living in a car right now.. with a broken hand... but it should only be about a week or two.

[veggieboy]

I'm grounded ...

[Tashes]

Ouch, TEK! How'd you break your hand?

And why are you grounded, begetableman?

[The Envenomed Kiss]

I got in a fight with my father :(

[Tashes]

*hugs*

Congrats on gettin' a good one in ;)

[Brappa]

I thought I banned you!

[veggieboy]

Don't ban her almighty-awesomeness :(

[Brappa]

It had to be done! She ate my pizza!

[Boombaye]

TEK, lass, don't ye have a home or something ?

Veggeh, define grounded.

EDIT: Who won the fight ?

What ? Nobody else asked.

[Brappa]

He's not allowed to fly anymore.

[Tashes]

Damn, it was a good pizza though....

[Boombaye]

What toppings ?

w00t epicrawrlolsauce 1300th post !

[Brappa]

I win there 4001 posts!

[Viper_Sweden]

*Cough*

*Yawn*

[Brappa]

Who only posts in off-topic?

[Viper_Sweden]

In that case, no. Fair enough I guess.

[Boombaye]

I'm one of the few who doesn't stray too far from Off-Topic.

[Tashes]

I also struggle to keep on topic...

[Boombaye]

Inspirational.

[Tashes]

Rofl.

[Vince]

I'm gone ONE DAY and look how much trouble you guys get into.

[Tashes]

Its cos we got bored without you, Vince!

[Boombaye]

You're gonna be gone ?

Bye-bye in advance, mate !

[Vince]

TEK, if you need some help, e-mail ne at Threeofu@hotmail.com

Honestly, I leave this thread for one day....

[Vince]

Greetings, Gringos! The weather is pleasantly cool here in the Gringo Zone, and we're expecting a bunch of kids to show up at the Gringos' house on Halloween.

There's no good way to say it, Folks. Our church hit a snag. We had been running solidly in the teens, and we had an effective outreach on Saturday and Wednesday. But we lost 15 solid people five weeks, and the folks who
started the church quit. Meanwhile, we picked up 27 kids on Saturday for Christian cartoons. I've been in contact with the main church in Texas, and they have promised to send me training material for running a Life Group.

I've decided to put us in "survival mode." Nancy and I enjoy listening to our pastor's sermons, so I moved our service to Sunday afternoon. On Sunday morning, we go to a local church. Meanwhile, we have begun the process of forming a "Life Group" for our church down here. The church is in Texas and runs about 12,000 people on
Sunday. I'm not sure how it will work out, but the ministries we have are still doing well.

For those of you who have not been following the most important news in the world, my Phillies are in the World Series! They're ahead 3-1 in the best of seven series, and Wednesday night MIGHT be the end.

Our retired Gringos are coming out of their shell shock over the Stock Market decline. God hasn't abandoned any of us, and I keep assuring them that we will be all right.

Adios, Vicente

[Boombaye]

The most important event in the world for me is my daily burger.

And tall glass of coke.

With ice.

On the burger.

[Vince]

I don't know, Boombaye. I was with you until you poured the Coke on the burger.

[Boombaye]

Elementary, my dear Vince.

I care about my gross and culturally offensive food combinations.

[Vince]

Yesterday was Anna's fourth birthday. We celebrated by letting her walk wherever she wanted to. She headed straight for the mountains, wallowed in pig water, and ran up and down the road naked.

[Vince]

Greetings, Gringos! We hope that all of you are doing well. My tomato plants turned out to be cherry tomato plants (which is not what the picture on the package showed) but
we're harvesting tomatoes every day.

We had 18 children on Wednesday night, and the
singing went very well. It's becoming the hottest song in the Gringo Zone. They started with a really bad cartoon.
Then they cut out the stupid parts, leaving only a few scenes, which they play three times. They have the
words on the screen, and you "follow the bouncing ball" to sing along. The kids on Saturday morning were hollering all over the place. We had an uproar when we played it at
children's church on Wednesday night. At the orphanage, the kids kept running up and grabbing the TV set.
And now we're learning it for the Christmas pageant. Go to youtube.com and type in David y Goliat exactly
the way I have spelled it. If it tries to tell you it isn't available, keep clicking the refresh button.

Little Chapel is celebrating their 50th anniversary. After picking up 23 kids for Saturday's Christian cartoons, we went there for three hours of eating, fireworks, and a marachi band. It was worth it. There have been dozens of churches started here in the last twenty years, and few last
more than a few weeks. Nancy and I still watch our pastor on the internet every Sunday afternoon, but we've
started going to different churches in the morning. I am waiting for our church to finish a background check on us so they can send us some material.

There have been a lot of comforting sermons preached this week, assuring Americans that we are going to be all right. The late Jack Hyles pastored the largest church in the world, and every four years he preached the same sermon, "America Will Survive." He changed the names and
nothing else. I've gone through Presidential elections in which sincere people would say that this would be
America's last free election if their candidate lost; their candidate lost, and we still have free elections. A few years ago, Spain backed down in fear to terrorists and voted in a new government, but the United States voted without fear. At a giant rally in Chicago, Obama supporters enthusiastically waved American flags, and Obama is selecting staff members who are able to work with Republicans. This free election was a victory FOR the United States, not a victory OVER the United States. Accusations that Obama is a Muslim, a terrorist, or a socialist are still floating around the web, but all reputable news organizations have rejected those stories as false. America's strongest allies regard us as the defenders of world freedom, and they believe we made the right choice. We're going to be okay.

I've been following Windows 7, which Microsoft hopes to release before Christmas 2009. The pre-beta version is stable, requires less memory than Vista, and can run anything that Vista can run. Many people are running Vista with little problems, but it is the most rejected operating system that Microsoft has ever released. I stayed with Windows XP, even though I have always been one of the first people to try out a new system. Hopefully, things will get better.

Adios, Vicente

[Vegreaper]

A Danish 20 krone coin is pretty big in size and value (3 dollars and 45 cents). I don't know why, but I've always preferred coins to bills

[Boombaye]

Who's Anna ?

[Vegreaper]

A living anagram

[Brappa]

You mean palindrome?

[Vegreaper]

Aah, that's the word I meant, anagrams were mixed letters... saippuakivikauppias

[Vince]

Anna is the most popular dog in the Gringo Zone. Everywhere I go, people walk up to pet her. The last survivor of a litter of puppies in a dry river bed, she was taken to the animal shelter where I volunteer. She had to learn to walk on a leash so someone would adopt her, I worked with her, romance followed, and now she is our beloved dog. She still has nightmares after three and a half years with us.

[PorkLoin]

Speaking of anagrams:

If you rearrange the letters in

"No, Brappa. You are the afros,"

You can get:

"Beef papayas honor our rat."

[Vince]

It is getting steadily harder to get free comics on the web.



Note to PorkLoin: Well done.

[PorkLoin]

Thanks, Vince.

How about something in a nautical theme, since there be pirates in these waters?

"Pour Abaft Harpooner Ayes"

[Vince]

NO! NO! NO! DO NOT MAKE HILARY SECRETARY OF STATE!! NO!!!!!

Yes, I realize that Abraham Lincoln appointed three of his opponents to Cabinet positions, but Hilary wasn't one of them.

[Boombaye]

If Hilary was ?

*shudder*

[Vince]

My friend Boombaye asks what would have happened if Hilary had been on Abraham Lincoln's Cabinet.

Whut do y'all think we should have the slaves do for us today?

[Boombaye]

I see that got across.

[PorkLoin]

The "WDGACBYST" Makes me think of YCGWWJA.

A few of us were using that at work a few years ago.

"You can't go wrong with Jessica Alba."

[Boombaye]

I heartily agree !

[Brappa]

What if she had a blood nose and sneezed on you?

[PorkLoin]

What if she had a blood nose and sneezed on you?

:D Ha! :rockon:


(I'd tell her, "I'll give you an hour to quit that...")

[Boombaye]

Imagine the carnage.

[Viper_Sweden]

Sometimes doggy-style has an advantage... :D

[Vince]

JUSTICE

By TIM DAHLBERG, AP Sports Columnist
Nov 15, 2:35 pm EST

Michael Vick lives in a prison in Kansas, making 12 cents an hour while plotting his return to the NFL. His houses and farms will soon be gone, the two yachts are history, and he’s down to his last couple of Range Rovers.

A race horse he bought for $60,000 died of colic, the Atlanta Falcons are still trying to hit him up for millions they paid him, and the IRS and the state of Georgia want nearly $1 million in back taxes.

And the dogs who survived his dog-fighting business are living in comfort, because a judge made him pay to support them for the rest of their lives.

[Boombaye]

And as such, we continue !

Gothic 3.

Why ?!

[PorkLoin]

"Atlanta Falcons Michael Vick has been indicted for his alleged involvement in a dog fighting ring. You know how he got caught? A pointer picked him out."

Did you hear his excuse? He said, "The b**ch set me up.”
_____


It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick asking for a doggie bag.
_____

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9356/vick1vn0.jpg

[PorkLoin]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4299/vickte0.jpg

[PorkLoin]

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6499/vick2um5.jpg

[Boombaye]

*giggles*

That is so epic.

[Vince]

I hear the sponsers of the Iditarod are changing the name of the event to the "Michael Vick Invitational".

[Vince]

-Hey did you hear University of Georgia hired Michael Vick as an assistant coach?

-No...Really?!

-Yeah, they wanted him to train the Dawgs.

[Vince]

The Atlanta Humane Society has been accepting Michael Vick jerseys as donations to be used to clean the Dog Kennels at the shelter.

[Vince]

I can see Michael Vick is going to be hounded over this.

[Vince]

Talking about Vick's plans after prison, mainly a job: "I think we can rule out Petsmart".

[Boombaye]

5 posts in a row.

That's still not your most.

[Brappa]

I'm sure Vince got like 10 in the pirates thread.

[Boombaye]

And we're powerless to stop him.

[Vince]

I just hope that you all come to love Michael Vick just as much as I do.

[Boombaye]

I hate the very ground he walks on !

[PorkLoin]

Too bad he got into the dogfighting business, but when he took off running with the ball, it was great to watch.

[Vince]

sob I'm heartbroken and crushed sniff We were in the new WalMart today weep and they had a brand new Hewlett-Packard computer sniff with a dual-core processor, 2 gigs of RAM, A CD-DVD writer, and Vista Home Basic installed. sob The monitor and keyboard were missing, so it was marked down to 800 pesos ($62.75) I raced to the front and got a clerk who speaks English.

weep "Si," she explained, "the cost is only 800 pesos." Then she explained that I had to apply for a WalMart credit card, charge a fortune every month for the next year, and never let my balance go below zero. If the computer is still there after a year, I can buy it for 800 pesos. sob wail

[The Fallen One]

My sympathies, Vince.

[Vince]

sniff Thank you, Fallen One sniff I could be sitting here right now, playing TQIT with blazing speed and color sniff trying out the demo for Seige 2 that my computer can't handle sob and exploring the wonders of Windows Vista Home Basic Version sob

[Boombaye]

Wow.

$62 is epic.

Even by my standards. I'm also crying.

[Vince]

sniff Thank you, Boombaye sniff

My three-year-old single-core Pentium 4 with a gig of RAM was considered a monster back when I got it. I had hoped to retire it while it is still functioning, next to my wife's Pentium 3 with half a gig of RAM (which is still functioning).

[Boombaye]

Pentium 2 with a half a gig.

There, now you see what I lost.

[Brappa]

sniff Thank you, Boombaye sniff

My three-year-old single-core Pentium 4 with a gig of RAM was considered a monster back when I got it. I had hoped to retire it while it is still functioning, next to my wife's Pentium 3 with half a gig of RAM (which is still functioning).

Until march this year I had a Pentium 3, with less than a half a gig of RAM. 40 gig hard drive. I did some checking up and found out that about a third of the computers parts were in fact older than me. I am not exaggerating. Shortly after that I got my new rig, which I am very happy with! Except that my dad just got a 1080p 22", which is a little higher res than mine (also a 22") But a lot higher than my 15". So it looks like I'm going to be out of money for a while.

[Boombaye]

Homeworld 2 FanFiction is just so incredible.

http://riess.hwcommunity.com/files/Legacies%20-%20Part%201.pdf

Try it.

[Vince]

Boombaye, you're playing TQIT with a Pentium 2 with half a gig of RAM?

[Boombaye]

Titan Quest.

Don't sass me, boy ! I've played Company of Heroes on this thing !

Even if playing the tutorial alone is enough to clobber my virtual memory up and down a mountain, I still played Company of Heroes on that thing !

[Gene]

I played Oblivion on a similar system.

I got roughly 2 FPS (4 in caves) and I liked it, dammit!

[Boombaye]

I can pick on up to 3 fps in Warhammer 40000 Dawn of War: Dark Crusade.

Soulstorm's campaign map takes 3 minutes to load.

At least.

[Gene]

Man, Dark Crusade was so fun (Necron!). I have yet to try Soulstorm, though I hear it's pretty bad.

[Boombaye]

Soulstorm.

If you deny it's existence long enough, it won't exist at all.

The campaign is just so unenjoyable.

Soulstorm ? What Soulstorm ?

[Gene]

To be honest, I never really played any of the DoW games for the campaigns, I'm all about skirmish.

How do the new air units and factions fare on a skirmish-only level of play?

[The Fallen One]

The Battle for Middle-Earth II has a lovely skirmish feature. It's the only thing I'll play on it. I like Elves. :D

[Gene]

Battle for Middle-Earth II is a very fun game. I've been wanting to get the expansion for awhile now, actually. I like being able to create your own general. Plus it has Tom Bombadil.

[Boombaye]

The air units or just permanent jump abilities with weird dialogue.

The voice acting is stupid.

The lack of Tyranids is stupid.

The new abilities are kinda stupid.

[The Fallen One]

Battle for Middle-Earth II is a very fun game. I've been wanting to get the expansion for awhile now, actually. I like being able to create your own general. Plus it has Tom Bombadil.

That's the one with the witch-king, right? It looks fun. :p

I have not used Tom Bombadil, preferring to spend my points in Sunflare and Flood. Awesome powers. :rockon:

[Brappa]

I was so disappointed when they didn't have Tom Bombadil in the movies! I guess it would have been a bit weird what with the whole walking for hilltop to hilltop, but still!

[The Fallen One]

He's pretty awesome in the books. Like when he just popped into the Barrow-Downs and sung the wights away. :p

[Boombaye]

I care about how my city in Ikariam doesn't die.

[gorgus]

bah, my mother-in-law is paying me a visit today.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1092/uowprofuriousoi0.gifhttp://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1092/uowprofuriousoi0.gif

EDIT: :eek: she's at the door

[Gene]

bah, my mother-in-law is paying me a visit today.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1092/uowprofuriousoi0.gifhttp://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1092/uowprofuriousoi0.gif

EDIT: :eek: she's at the doorMy condolences!

[Boombaye]

We'll hold her off, run !

orite to late

[Vince]

My mother-in-law was very nice to me. But my wife's mother-in-law fit the stereotype.

[Boombaye]

Your wife's mother-in-law, being your mother ?

Why do they always seem nice to you but not yer spouse ?

[Vince]

My mother believed that no one was good enough for me. 31 happy years later, she still feels that way.

[Vince]

I arrived at the animal shelter this morning to learn that Lucy, a large dog, had died during the night. She had appeared fine yesterday. In addition to everybody being upset, accusations were going back-and-forth (none at me), even though it was obvious that it was not anybody's fault.

I carried the body in a garbage bag over to the vet's for an autopsy, which freaked out one of the women, but that's what the owner said to do.

[Boombaye]

This goes into the We Do Give A Crap And You Seem To Too Thread.

What breed ?

[Vince]

What breed?

Mixed mongrel

[Brappa]

You found out the cause of death yet?

[Vince]

No, the vet hadn't finished his autopsy yet. They suspected that someone had let her eat poison while walking her on Monday, but I don't think that poison would have taken over twelve hours to take effect.

With about fifteen dogs at a time average, we probably have about 200 different dogs per year. This is the second time that a dog was found dead in three and a half years. I think it was just illness.

[Vince]

Get ripped-off by the Nigerian money scam? Cheer up! The Ivory Coast money scam is here to take its place!


FROM MISS ERIKA MUNA‏
From: erika muna

Sent: Tue 12/23/08 12:17 PM
To: Deleted by Vince, in case some moron doesn't realize that this is a scam)
FROM MISS ERIKA MUNA
ADDRESS/ AVE 11 RUE 45
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE
Dearest One,
Base on your profile I am happy to request for your assistance and also to go into relationship with you, I believe that you will not betrayed my trust which I am going to lay on you.
I am MISS ERIKA MUNA, 19 years old and the only daughter of my late parents MR. and MRS MUNA. My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory Coast during his days.
It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad year 12th.Febuary 2003.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took me so special.
Before his death on February 12 2003 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of Four Million United State Dollars. (USD$4 000 000 ) left in a Bank, it was deposited as family money personal for security reasons. I am just 19 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do.
This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of non-stop political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. Please, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can I completely trust you?
2. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you?
Please I will like you consider this and get back to me as soon for more info.
Thanks and God bless you.
My sincere regards,
MISS ERIKA MUNA

[Boombaye]

I'll take 100% and a collect call to the Idiot Police !

[Vince]

Several months ago, I actually got a scam e-mail from the Bank of Scotland, telling me that I had inherited a 14 pound package of US currency. They explained that I would need to forward money for shipping and handling.

[Boombaye]

14 pounds of pennies for your dignity ?

Sounds like a scam !

I find it strange that drill sergeants always yell.

[Brappa]

Has anyone else noticed how Wineries and more specifically their cellar doors always have ******* beautiful doors? They're usually made from 2 inch thick pieces of beautifully cut pieces of wood, with big brass door knobs. I want a door like that.

[Boombaye]

Imagine one to your bedroom.

I care about less flammable puppies !

[Vince]

14 pounds of pennies for your dignity ?

Actually, it was 14 pounds of paper currency for my money. But you're right, it was a scam.

[Brappa]

Did you find out the hard way?

[Vince]

No, Brappa, but in case someone else doesn't know this:

1) You have not inherited a fortune from someone you don't know.
2) You have not won a contest that you did not enter.
3) You do not have to pay any money to collect a prize you have won.
4) Friendliness, concern, Godliness, sympathy, etc., are acts that scam artists put on easily.
5) If it's too good to be true, it's too good to be true.

[Boombaye]

I've won the Microsoft lottery 18 times.

[Vince]

I was in a dog-walking mood today, but everyone is under orders not to discuss what happened to Lucy. However:

The veterinarian who performed the autopsy says that she had been poisoned about forty minutes before she died. Now you know why there were so many accusations.

It could have been that a poisoned rat got into her cage and she ate it. It's possible that someone threw rat poison over the wall. Miguel, a faithful Mexican worker whom the dogs love, was the first one in, and he is suspected of poisoning her.

It is also possible that Miguel used a poisonous germicidal mix to clean her cage, and some got into her water bowl by accident. He might have put her back into her cage without rinsing it, and the dog licked it up. Everyone except me was avoiding Miguel; I've seen how much he loves the dogs, and if he killed one by accident, there's nothing we can do about it now.

[Boombaye]

Poor, poor, Miguel.

I dinnae, he doesn't seem like someone who'd kill a dog.

[Vince]

Nobody there seems like the kind of person who would kill a dog. The fact that everybody had been ordered to clamp down, the fact that everybody is still upset, and the fact that there were accusations going around, indicates that the cause of death was something we don't want the public to know about.

[Vince]

Hello. I am Lighthouse. I like to stand alone on the shore. I am always around but I do most of my work at night. Because I can't go anywhere, I don't have much social skills. When people get too close, I shine a light at them and usually voice my warning. People tend to look to me for guidance during their storms.
Being right all the time does have its setbacks

[Brappa]

This isn't a spam thread Vince.

[Vince]

Actually, Brappa, I got it off of another site.

[Viper_Sweden]

So spam from another site is not spam?

In that case, if I get some porn from another site and post it here I'm not breaking the rules... :shifty:



:p

[Vince]

Sorry. Forget it. I was trying to show a little humor. Bombed out.

[Vince]

You're not going to believe this, but I've got a guy on a Christian forum that I write on, blasting away at me for being a racist.

It's because I use the word "Gringo," and No, I am not making this up.

[GWarrior]

Gringo is not racist !!

Dont worry Vince, Brappa didnt get any Lego for Christmas, therefore he's a bit Tetchy.

[GWarrior]

@ Viper No! :)

[GWarrior]

RHUBARB

Sorry about the Punctuation.

[Viper_Sweden]

Best post ever! :rockon:

[Vince]

55 years old, and you should have seen me with the hula hoops at the New Year's Eve party!!

[GWarrior]

Right on Vince , youre never too old to be Extreme :D

[Boombaye]

55 years old, and you should have seen me with the hula hoops at the New Year's Eve party!!

This guy is made of win.

I salute you, and America salutes you !

[Vince]

What makes it really bad is that I was sober when I did it. I had to stop after an overweight (jealous?) Mexican woman complained that we were making too much noise.

[GWarrior]

was she sweaty too ?? yummy

[GWarrior]

i really want to have Spearmint flavoured Bananas

thanks

[PorkLoin]

you're never too old to be Extreme


http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/487/rockon2ax2.jpg

[Vegreaper]

youre never too old to be Extreme I think my dad has a T-shirt like that

[PorkLoin]

You're never too old to be immature.

My wife claims I'm living proof.

[Boneflesh]

Way to go Porkloin! :rockon:

Btw, what's wrong with me and the :rockon: in every post!?!

[PorkLoin]

Btw, what's wrong with me and the :rockon: in every post!?!

Oh Worthy Boneflesh, I have no way of being sure.

However, I believe it may be that your hair and Viper's has linked up, forming a macromicrocontinuum, which, if not discontinued, threatens the very existence of the pan-galactic singularitized cheesy-poof.

[Scarecrow]

However, I believe it may be that your hair and Viper's has linked up, forming a macromicrocontinuum, which, if not discontinued, threatens the very existence of the pan-galactic singularitized cheesy-poof.

I was just thinking exactly the same thing!

[PorkLoin]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6283/aapqb9.jpg

We cannot risk it.

[Vince]

During WW1, Billy Mitchell, commander of the American air corps, kept having problems with officers on the field being unable to understand written orders. He appointed a non-intelligent officer to be on his permanent staff. Every order, before being sent out, was read to him, and he would then explain the order to Mitchell. If he got it right, the order was sent.

[PorkLoin]

During WW1, Billy Mitchell, commander of the American air corps, kept having problems with officers on the field being unable to understand written orders.

A substantial problem, to be sure. We now know that this can be avoided by the application of


http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6913/aaa11oe3.jpg

[Boombaye]

Hehehehehehe.

Poof.

Heheheheheheh.

[Vince]

zzzzzzzz The Pittsburgh something or others won zzzzzzzzzz

[PorkLoin]

What does "WDGACBYST" stand for, anyway? Is it a new type of computer screen?

[Brappa]

We Don't Give A Crap But You Seem To Thread

[PorkLoin]

Thank you, Brappa.

:o I see now that Gene spelled it out on the first post, too. Sorry about that.

I had searched for it the other day, so I thought.... Guess I'm getting senile.

I was born in the same decade as Vince, after all.

[Vince]

Back to Billy Mitchell (True story). An American major took a group of observation planes over the German lines. He got lost in the fog, and low on fuel, landed at a German airfield, where all the observation planes were captured intact.

A few days later, a German plane dropped a message for Mitchell. The message thanked him for the wonderful planes, and assured him that the Germans would put them to good use. The message then complained, however, that they couldn't figure out any use for the major.

[Boombaye]

That goes here. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IAmNotMakingThisUp)

[PorkLoin]

Can we say, South African death wish? :happy:

[Boombaye]

Can we say I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP ?

How long did you spend browsing it ?

Don't lie.

[PorkLoin]

About one minute. I saw the stuff about "Canon" and was going to try and come up with something funny, there, about "Ganon," but no inspiration came.

There was another one, though, with the quote from the comic about Speilberg and putting a laugh track on 'Schindler's List" - I did like that one. Probably spent a good minute and half there.

:D Probably making Brappa's day - guys talking about TVtropes.. :lol:

[Boombaye]

Start here. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/IAmNotMakingThisUp/Animals)

[PorkLoin]

Just think what you could be achieving if you never went there again.

[Boombaye]

Just think what you could be achieving if you never went there again.

So much more.

[Vince]

Just think what you could be achieving if you never went there again.

I'm posting that on another forum. A great thought like that ought to be published.

[GWarrior]

i just Heard Obama has appointed Snoop Dogg as his Chief of Security . please tell me its not true .

[Boombaye]

i just Heard Obama has appointed Snoop Dogg as his Chief of Security . please tell me its not true .

Meh, R.A.P just became Readily Arsed Planet.

[Gene]

i just Heard Obama has appointed Snoop Dogg as his Chief of Security . please tell me its not true .It's not true.

[Boombaye]

Don't you wish it was true ?

[Gene]

Don't you wish it was true ?No.

I hate modern day rappers. Almost all of them are scum.

[PorkLoin]

I hate modern day rappers. Almost all of them are scum.


Yeah... The days of Vanilla Ice are gone. :D

[Boombaye]

Too White 'n' Nerdy...

[PorkLoin]

Too White 'n' Nerdy...


:p Yeah, I guess so. And his real name - Robert Matthew Van Winkle :D

I did like the bass in the song, though. And though it's been 19 years, I still remember the smokin' hot girl in that video.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8475/aaaicevw1.jpg

Now that's what I'm talkin' about....

[Boombaye]

Oh man, I wish I had cheeks like that.

[PorkLoin]

I bet she's still hot.

[Vegreaper]

I just got a new avatar :D

[Boombaye]

Never (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAlliance), Brappa (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEvilEmpire) ! Never ! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LaResistance)

[PorkLoin]

new avatar


There's a sword pointing to our right, correct?

Is that an electric guitar pointing to our left? :lol:

[Boombaye]

You don't give a crap about my new cellphone but I seem to.

Oh, that means you get portraits of meh !

[Vegreaper]

There's a sword pointing to our right, correct?

Is that an electric guitar pointing to our left? :lol:A dagger to be exact

:lol: no, just the guy's metallic glove, even if the guitar would be super-mega-awesome

[PorkLoin]

Boombaye, is this you?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1975/aaboomsz5.jpg

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5088/aaface0jn2.png

[Vegreaper]

Boombaye, is this your child?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1975/aaboomsz5.jpg
Boombaye, even if you are 14 years old, you have to carry out the responsibilities of a parent!

[PorkLoin]

:D:D


(Seriously, though - that's a sobering thought.)




http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/826/aaacartow9.jpg

[Boombaye]

I look awesome !

[Tashes]

http://i44.tinypic.com/kbuicn.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/okmmth.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/21ops4.jpg



I'll just leave these here.

[Boombaye]

Dude, we give a crap and you seem to too for those !

[PorkLoin]

You can't take the sky from me. :rockon:

[Tashes]

i know, boombaye, but Summer is banned in the rest of the subforum. And its YOUR FAULT! D:

[Boombaye]

Hey, blame society !

[Vegreaper]

I don't get it, what's the deal with tea? It's simply water with a little bit of flavoring, but not enough to make you forget that you're drinking a steaming cup of water!

[GWarrior]

I don't get it, what's the deal with tea? It's simply water with a little bit of flavoring, but not enough to make you forget that you're drinking a steaming cup of water!

you could try adding Olga Kurilenko's underwear to the brew :p

[PorkLoin]

If somebody can get me a date with Olga, I will buy them a lot of tea.

[Vince]

Try being nicer to your wife, Porkloin.


You might as well, because you aren't going to get any of the other women you keep talking about.

[PorkLoin]

:p

You never know, Vince. ;)

[Boombaye]

Pork, based on how much access the wife has to the internet, you may want to write your will now.

[PorkLoin]

:: laughing ::

I've thought about that stuff, Boombaye. The bottom line is that my wife and I trust each other, and there is the "online life" and joking around, which is different than offline.

I realize it's not that way for everybody, too, and that things can change.

[Boombaye]

Skirts (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw). i karez

[Vince]

When I taught high school math, I would tell this joke that I got from Mad magazine decades earlier. First, we picked a male volunteer (PorkLoin? Do you volunteer?)

[PorkLoin]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8404/aastar5xy5.jpg


Vince, most certainly I volunteer. It's the least I can do.

[Vince]

Okay, solve this math problem:

Porkloin buys a hot new sports car to impress the women for $185,000.
His car payments are $4,756.31 per month.
His insurance payments are $2,358,29 every three months.
Gasoline costs him $74.83 per month.

Porkloin earns $60,000/year, from which Social Security deducts 7.5%. Federal income tax comes out to 8.4%, and state income tax comes out to 3.2%. He also has a monthly house payment of $985, and his minimum payments on his credit card is 32.75/month.

How many girls will Porkloin impress before they tow his car away?

[Vince]

Knowing Porkloin, none.

[The Fallen One]

:lol: :clap:

Nice one, Vince. :D

[PorkLoin]

:D

I wonder why it worked out that way....

[GWarrior]

Now if you get Pork loin & me together !!!

watch out Ladeez :D:D:D:p

there will be a whole lot of heart ache fom the ones we dont get to look after:p

[PorkLoin]

:rockon:

Yeah, you gotta figure that experience counts for something, eh? :headbang:

[GWarrior]

we got like 80 years experience , so make that 40( taking out early childhood)actually make it 50 years :D , and i can still pull a babe faster than Brappa can Hehehehe:D

its alright dude you'll get laid one day

repeat after me " must go outside, must go outside , Sunlight ugh! , what are those cheerful curvy things with Breasts ? OMG GURLS , must never touch a computer ever again "

i got a stop i might laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[PorkLoin]

Ah, to be young again....

No, actually, %@$# that...

[Vince]

In my never-ending thirst for knowledge, I bought an old book on helicopters, and became interested in autogiros. Contrary to popular belief, an autogiro is not a combination of a helicopter and an airplane. It is a helicopter with the lifting rotor unattacked to a motor. The forward propellar pulls the autogiro forward, and the rush of air spins the rotors which then provide lift. There are no wings.

Because balloons were too immobile, too easy to shoot down, and took too long to pull down in an emergency, various nations experimented with military autogiros. During the 1930s, the US purchased a small number, but they had been discarded before WW2 began.

During WW2, Germany experimented with an autogiro that was towed by a U-boat for survellaince.

The Japanese launched two-man autogiros from aircraft carriers, and actually built two small carriers that were designed only for autogiros. One model contained a depth charge and actually sank an Allied submarine.

And their greatest claim to fame. The first USEFUL helicopters were autogiros.

[PorkLoin]

Contrary to popular belief, an autogiro is not a combination of a helicopter and an airplane. It is a helicopter with the lifting rotor unattacked to a motor.


Vince when one is using those, I consider it essential to have a charm or relic that converts attack damage into height.

[Boombaye]

Or it converts damage to better speling.

[PorkLoin]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8594/aastar4.jpg

[Wyvern]

Why won't they continue the story of Nina Kirov in Lost City from Clive Cussler?? She had such potential!

[PorkLoin]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9364/aastar3.jpg

[Vince]

Oh, "unattacked" to a motor! I get it!

I only wish that I had done it on purpose.

[Boombaye]

Our universe is so beautiful.

[GWarrior]

unlike your crooked Bosom BoomBaye