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Infares
04-04-2007, 12:23 PM
In reverence of the :rockon: smiley, I've decided to create a thread in which anyone can commemorate whatever little life/ingame/whatever events they feel deserve a :rockon:.

I'll start with:

Corn chips and salsa :rockon:

JMD
04-04-2007, 12:25 PM
My wife lastnight! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

And of course, Heavy Metal :rockon:

Infares
04-04-2007, 12:38 PM
Yo momma last night :rockon:

:shifty:

Also Industrial Metal :rockon:

DirtySanchez
04-04-2007, 12:39 PM
My wife lastnight!


:werd: She was great :rockon:


:shifty:


:lol:

;)

JMD
04-04-2007, 12:47 PM
@Infares and DS

LMAO!!!:p

Yep, ya'll just jammed that right in my a**!!

Thanks, fellas.

:rockon:

Alphidius
04-04-2007, 01:24 PM
The blonde chick for titanquest.net advert! :rockon:

:shifty:

DirtySanchez
04-04-2007, 03:08 PM
@Infares and DS

LMAO!!!:p

Yep, ya'll just jammed that right in my a**!!

Thanks, fellas.

:rockon:
People with a sense of humor :rockon:

xxlebox
04-04-2007, 03:13 PM
Slipknot! :rockon:

JMD
04-04-2007, 04:08 PM
The saying "What goes around, comes around" :rockon:

:D

xxlebox
04-04-2007, 04:18 PM
Justin Timberlake's new song in which he sings the sentence JMD just posted! :rockon:

BCA Avatar
04-04-2007, 04:18 PM
Cold Pizza :rockon:

Johnny Winter :rockon:

and, of course, the best arpg's, D2:LOD and TQ:IT. :rockon: :rockon:

JMD
04-04-2007, 05:01 PM
$Pay-day$ :rockon:

Gene
04-04-2007, 05:06 PM
Dungeon Runners! :rockon:

-Gene

Maestro
04-04-2007, 05:07 PM
:rockon: Those 64-can palette's of Dr Pepper I get at Sam's Club! :rockon:

(I get two each trip)

xxlebox
04-05-2007, 04:45 AM
So you can share one with me Maestro? :headbang: :rockon:

Alphidius
04-05-2007, 05:17 AM
I think no one mentioned this yet but...

Titan Quest!!! :rockon:
Otherwise how would we even possibly meet at the coolest most uber forum here??? :headbang:

xxlebox
04-05-2007, 06:43 AM
and, of course, the best arpg's, D2:LOD and TQ:IT. :rockon: :rockon:

He did! :rockon:

schellen
04-05-2007, 06:54 AM
Minervian :rockon:
for always being there for me, even though at times i don't deserve it. :p

Infares
04-05-2007, 07:04 AM
Mountain Dew first thing in the morning :rockon:

Alphidius
04-05-2007, 09:04 AM
He did! :rockon:

Ahh... sorry I missed that bit...
CSI when I get bored!! :rockon:

greatcthulhu
04-05-2007, 09:15 AM
Always having a bottle of Guiness Extra Stout in my fridge. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

I would use more 'rockons', but I'm limited to four.

JMD
04-05-2007, 09:26 AM
DeWalt :rockon:

BadBreath
04-05-2007, 10:40 AM
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl :rockon:

edit: oh, and m&m's in case you hadn't noticed :rockon:

xxlebox
04-05-2007, 10:43 AM
Conquerers :rockon:

Whisk33
04-05-2007, 01:15 PM
ninjas :rockon:

Infares
04-05-2007, 01:17 PM
Pirates :rockon:

trapperkeeper
04-05-2007, 01:22 PM
Dragons:rockon:

JMD
04-05-2007, 01:47 PM
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! :rockon:

Women (most) :rockon:

Back payments of child support with interest :rockon:

Infares
04-05-2007, 02:19 PM
Back payments of child support with interest :rockon:

Lmao :rockon:

Wage Garnishments! :rockon:

The Envenomed Kiss
04-05-2007, 02:27 PM
You Guys
Watching Guys Wrestling
Aggrotech & other Dark Electro
Guys
Blasting Tactical Sekt - Beslan backed by 6,000watts next to a Church Van :r
Collecting Badges in CoH
Thai Food
Black, Blue, and Lavender
Doggies! ^_^

:rockon:

greatcthulhu
04-05-2007, 02:52 PM
T&A:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:


I'd say women, but they're a necessary evil.:errf:

Gene
04-05-2007, 03:04 PM
You Guys
Watching Guys Wrestling
Aggrotech & other Dark Electro
Guys
Blasting Tactical Sekt - Beslan backed by 6,000watts next to a Church Van :r
Collecting Badges in CoH
Thai Food
Black, Blue, and Lavender
Doggies! ^_^

:rockon:
TEK's alove! :rockon:

I thought you'd died. Your posting has almost stopped.

-Gene

The Envenomed Kiss
04-05-2007, 03:06 PM
TEK's alove! :rockon:

I thought you'd died. Your posting has almost stopped.

-Gene

City of Heroes and Work are taking turns sucking on my soul :eerf:

Infares
04-05-2007, 03:38 PM
Nicole Eggers' Breasts as my Avatar. :rockon:

JMD
04-05-2007, 04:02 PM
T&A:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:




You forgot the P!! :rockon:

JMD
04-05-2007, 04:08 PM
Sorry for the double post. Had to 'cause of the images.....

The true meaning of PTA! :rockon:

Smartin
04-05-2007, 04:32 PM
He beat me to it but Infares new Avator!:rockon:

Infares
04-05-2007, 05:34 PM
He beat me to it but Infares new Avator!:rockon:

Me and other people being on the same page :rockon:

greatcthulhu
04-05-2007, 11:47 PM
You forgot the P! The true meaning of PTA! :rockon:

JMD for keeping it real!!!:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

JMD
04-06-2007, 12:40 AM
JMD for keeping it real!!!:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

Thanks, brotha :rockon:

Joosh
04-06-2007, 01:06 AM
Making an electric guitar in school that's costing me over $700 :rockon:

Alphidius
04-06-2007, 01:27 AM
Infares for creating this awesome thread!! :rockon:
Oh and holidays rock too!! :rockon:

Batman
04-06-2007, 04:24 AM
Coffee :rockon:

Infares
04-06-2007, 06:33 AM
going to work for 3 twelve hour days :rockon:

AyAmi
04-06-2007, 08:47 AM
Cold beer in the evening w8ing 4 u in the fridge after whole day :rockon:
The way that some "parts" of female body jump while playing volleyball :rockon:

And hi to all ... this is my 1st post here ;) :rockon:

Smartin
04-06-2007, 09:25 AM
More Coffee!:rockon:

To AyAmi first post(welcome!)...:rockon:

Roland
04-06-2007, 10:12 AM
Cold beer in the evening w8ing 4 u in the fridge after whole day
The way that some "parts" of female body jump while playing volleyball

And hi to all ... this is my 1st post here ;) :rockon:

:clap: (very true, very true)

Welcome to the Club :)

Roland
04-06-2007, 10:12 AM
TQ/IT :)
Oblivion w/FCOM mod!!!

FRIDAYS, paydays, kick @*** movies like 300 & Grindhouse (tomorrow!), computers, games, kick @ss books by Stephen King & George R R Martin and the like, blue-sky days w/snow on the mountains, Diet Pepsi in the mornings, Music of all kinds(mp3s with no ipods or imusic), cool people and this forum!!!

:rockon:

JMD
04-06-2007, 11:07 AM
The bottomless pot of coffee! :rockon:

Taking the week off and playing IT!! :rockon:

xxlebox
04-06-2007, 11:16 AM
Beer! :rockon:

Batman
04-06-2007, 12:04 PM
New members :rockon:

xxlebox
04-06-2007, 12:46 PM
Old members! :rockon:

Whisk33
04-06-2007, 01:24 PM
Spicy hot soup when Im freakin cold:rockon:

JMD
04-06-2007, 01:28 PM
Spicy hot soup when Im freakin cold:rockon:

Or a shot of whiskey! :rockon:

Gene
04-06-2007, 01:50 PM
Or a shot of whiskey! :rockon:
Or a warm woman! :rockon:

-Gene

JMD
04-06-2007, 02:28 PM
Or a warm woman! :rockon:

-Gene

Go for broke.....a hot woman and a shot of whiskey!! :rockon: :rockon:

The hell with it, two of each!!!! :rockon:

xxlebox
04-06-2007, 02:41 PM
Go for broke.....a hot woman and a shot of whiskey!! :rockon: :rockon:

The hell with it, two of each!!!! :rockon:

Roflcopter! :rockon:
Why not make it three?

Smartin
04-06-2007, 04:06 PM
Roflcopter! :rockon:
Why not make it three?



<sarcasm> Why not make it 1 and marry her!</sarcasm> :rockon:


:shifty:

Batman
04-06-2007, 06:40 PM
NCIS :rockon:

greatcthulhu
04-06-2007, 06:55 PM
GRINDHOUSE, BABY:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY: #$@**%! GRINDHOUSE!!!:rockon:

Maestro
04-06-2007, 07:00 PM
:rockon: :rockon: Jolene Blalock! (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Jolene+Blalock&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2) :rockon: :rockon:

Infares
04-06-2007, 07:40 PM
One 12-hour day down, 2 more to go :rockon:

Maybe some xmax duo tonight :rockon:

Roland
04-06-2007, 08:02 PM
Or a warm woman! :rockon:

-Gene

Shot of whisky from the navel of a hot warm woman! :razz:

:rockon: :rockon:

JMD
04-07-2007, 02:09 AM
Gettin' spanked by Jolene Blalock!?

Why not! :rockon:

DirtySanchez
04-07-2007, 02:59 AM
Weekends & Bi-Sexual Wives who bring "friends" home :rockon:

:shifty:

Infares
04-07-2007, 06:24 AM
:rockon:

Don't let the kids walk in on you. :lol:

Rolling Panda
04-07-2007, 07:36 AM
:rockon:-smiley :rockon:

JMD
04-07-2007, 09:59 AM
Weekends & Bi-Sexual Wives who bring "friends" home :rockon:


(Just 'cause) :rockon:

PMing me stills and\or vids!! :shifty: :rockon:

DirtySanchez
04-07-2007, 01:32 PM
Don't let the kids walk in on you.
Again?


(Just 'cause) :rockon:

PMing me stills and\or vids!! :shifty: :rockon:

:rockon:

Gene
04-07-2007, 01:38 PM
STALKER (the game)! :rockon:

DirtySanchez
04-07-2007, 01:48 PM
So it was worth the wait?


Saturday mornings :rockon:

Gene
04-07-2007, 02:11 PM
So it was worth the wait?
Oh hell yes, it's like oblivion, but with guns!

Computer Game Developers! :rockon:

Vince
04-07-2007, 05:37 PM
They never found out, but I'm the one who busted the Roadway Gang.

Infares
04-07-2007, 07:40 PM
Two twelves down, one to go :rockon:

Work boot insoles :rockon:

Gene
04-07-2007, 09:40 PM
High calibur firearms! :rockon:

.22 calibur rifles! :rockon: (my 'sniper rifle' of choice)

Maestro
04-07-2007, 09:44 PM
well, if we're going to go that route...

:rockon: 57mm Howitzer artillery! :rockon:

(way to mop up those Nazi scum!)

JMD
04-07-2007, 09:48 PM
Think I'll stick with ol' "Betsy", my trusty sling-shot. :rockon:

DirtySanchez
04-07-2007, 10:04 PM
Saturday Evenings :rockon:

Infares
04-07-2007, 10:10 PM
High calibur firearms! :rockon:

.22 calibur rifles! :rockon: (my 'sniper rifle' of choice)

The Red Rider BB gun from Fallout :rockon:

Maestro
04-07-2007, 10:29 PM
The Red Rider BB gun from Fallout :rockon:

Don't you mean from

:rockon: A Christmas Story :rockon: ?

DirtySanchez
04-07-2007, 10:56 PM
Spaaaaarta! :rockon:

http://www.chris-b.org/dirtysanchez/Slap_for_Sparta.gif

JMD
04-07-2007, 11:04 PM
Spaaaaarta! :rockon:

[IMG]

LMAO!!

Ahh, dude, I'm in tears!! :rockon:

DirtySanchez
04-08-2007, 12:00 AM
LMAO!!

Ahh, dude, I'm in tears!! :rockon:
Index of /dirtysanchez/sparta (http://www.chris-b.org/dirtysanchez/sparta/)

Go crazy :rockon:

JMD
04-08-2007, 12:28 AM
Index of /dirtysanchez/sparta (http://www.chris-b.org/dirtysanchez/sparta/)

Go crazy :rockon:

OMG dude, those were friggin' insane!! :rockon:

Oooops.....I just woke the wife up...... :eek:

Infares
04-08-2007, 06:27 AM
Don't you mean from

:rockon: A Christmas Story :rockon: ?

That's what it's referencing, but in A Christmas Story you can't actually put other peoples' eyes out with it. It's a secret weapon that, if you have the right skills, (such as improved criticals and maxed Luck) you can literally one-shot bosses by shooting them in the eye.

Edit: :rockon: Going in for the last 12-hour day of 3 this weekend :rockon:


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Infares
04-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Index of /dirtysanchez/sparta (http://www.chris-b.org/dirtysanchez/sparta/)

Go crazy :rockon:

http://www.chris-b.org/dirtysanchez/sparta/qbepqdpjigtcbonjzvcv34tom3.jpg

LMAO

xtsDaveTurd
04-10-2007, 09:58 PM
Well, I hate to be the one to have to follow that picture...

But I have to agree with the person that said:

Thai Food :rockon:

And that animated gif of the Sparta guy slapping that chick over is freaking hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard since I watched the clip of the kid who tried to fire a bottlerocket out of his a$$.

Maestro
04-30-2007, 01:13 AM
okay, I just revisited those Sparta pictures and was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!

:rockon: humor :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
04-30-2007, 04:09 AM
Waking up next to a good-looking woman and realizing that you don't recognize her or remember anything of last night :rockon:

AyAmi
05-01-2007, 11:21 AM
Waking up next to a good-looking woman and realizing that you don't recognize her or remember anything of last night :rockon:

srry m8, but i dont want that, if she's good lookin i wanna remember every detail about that night :D how she moved on me,kissed and so and so ... and thats rockon :twisted: :rockon:

Giest118
05-01-2007, 10:21 PM
VORACIOUS degradation of women! :rockon:

Maestro
05-01-2007, 11:21 PM
:rockon: emasculation of chauvinist pigs! :rockon:

Infares
05-02-2007, 07:34 AM
D&D references in peoples' sigs :rockon:

dave in the basement
05-02-2007, 07:54 AM
Finally getting a character through Epic! :rockon:

And spending all day trying to figure out how to increase his resists so he can survive in Legendary. :rockon:

Dental Floss! :rockon:

This thread! :rockon:

tim
05-02-2007, 03:11 PM
Getting a raise at work today! :rockon:http://www.titanquest.net/forums/../images/smilies/rockon.gif

AyAmi
05-02-2007, 03:47 PM
Getting a raise at work today! :rockon:http://www.titanquest.net/forums/../images/smilies/rockon.gif

gz and keep up the gj :rockon:

Gene
05-02-2007, 04:02 PM
D&D references in peoples' sigs :rockon:
Hell yeah! :rockon:

-Gene

Viper_Sweden
05-02-2007, 04:06 PM
Too much free-time! :rockon:

Maestro
05-02-2007, 05:25 PM
:rockon: too much food! :rockon:

tim
05-02-2007, 05:36 PM
Getting piles and piles of free eats today from work :rockon:

(I do graphic arts building food flyers and catalogues and things of that ilk. We also do the photography for new products and quite often get to keep the food stuff to sample, being new products and all. Today I got cheddar smokies, pizzas, fudge, frozen drinks, & frozen veggies!)

Infares
05-02-2007, 09:01 PM
[19:54] <Maestro> !set greeting Visit Welcome! This is the IRC channel for Titan Quest (http://www.TitanQuest.net)
[19:54] <Maestro> fixed it
[19:54] <BitVector> Visit Welcome?
[19:54] <Maestro> I had a blond moment
[19:54] <Yusuke> lol
[19:54] <Maestro> bleh
[19:55] <Maestro> !set greeting Welcome! This is the IRC channel for Titan Quest (http://www.TitanQuest.net)
[19:55] <Maestro> there! :p
[19:55] <Infares> you seem to have had an "english as a second language" moment as well
[19:55] <Maestro> I need to get my blood sugar up
[19:55] <Infares> ahaha
[19:55] * Maestro slaps Infares around a bit with a Thorny Maul.
[19:55] <Yusuke> !version
[19:56] * Infares slaps Maestro around a bit with a 10 lb. Dildo.
[19:56] <Maestro> z0mg!
[19:56] <Maestro> I feel violated!
[19:56] <Infares> As well you should!
[19:57] <BitVector> !8ball Has Maestro *really* been violated?
[19:57] <ChanServ> BitVector: It is decidedly so.
[19:57] <BitVector> the 8ball has spoken

Lmao :rockon:

Note: BitVector is a reg on the IRC channel even though he hasn't posted here, he's also the temporary owner of the channel because aether (AmeriCanadian) sorta abandoned it leaving us without services. Maestro will take over as the channel owner tomorrow sometime.

BitVector
05-02-2007, 09:08 PM
Well, now I've posted on here! ;)

Whisk33
05-02-2007, 09:20 PM
So is anyone else bothered by the fact that infares keeps a 10lb dildo handy...?

Where's TEK... jk

tim
05-02-2007, 09:38 PM
Ever see Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? A dude gets beaten to death with a 16" black rubber cock in that movie. What a way to go! :(

Infares
05-02-2007, 10:44 PM
So is anyone else bothered by the fact that infares keeps a 10lb dildo handy...?

Where's TEK... jk

It's there for just in case.

You never know when one could become useful.

Maestro
05-03-2007, 01:00 PM
:rockon: Revenge is a dish best served cold. :p :rockon:



<Infares> !8ball Is Maestro bicurious?
<ChanServ> Infares: No.
<Infares> Well, that settles that
<Infares> !8ball Am... I bicurious? o.O
<ChanServ> Infares: Yes.
<Maestro> Thank God, that's a load off my mind.
<Infares> ><;;
<Infares> !8ball No I'm not!
<ChanServ> Infares: Yes.
<Infares> ...
<Maestro> LOL!
<Infares> !8ball suck my **** then
<ChanServ> Infares: Maybe so.
<Maestro> LOL!
<Infares> k I'm gonna go get my one mountain dew for the day
<Infares> and yes, I have to leave the house to go get it
<Infares> !8ball by the way I'm straight!
<ChanServ> Infares: Reading foggy -- try again later.
<Infares> ...

Alphidius
05-03-2007, 01:21 PM
*Stays away from Infares... is afraid of getting dildo-slapped*

I'm hitting the sack guys... on that note...
A comfortable bed to sleep in at night!! :rockon:

Maestro
05-03-2007, 01:24 PM
I'm hitting the sack guys...


Perhaps not the best choice of words in light of these current events... :p

:rockon:

Infares
05-03-2007, 02:50 PM
Well, now I've posted on here! ;)

Sup? :rockon:

Also :shifty: @ Maestro

Viper_Sweden
05-03-2007, 03:20 PM
@Tim:

Bren Gun :rockon:

Don't like the rest of the movie though... :whistle:

tim
05-04-2007, 08:10 AM
It's Friday! :rockon:

TheEye
05-04-2007, 08:23 AM
It's Friday! :rockon:

:happy:

tim
05-04-2007, 10:24 AM
Meeting a new D&D group this weekend! :rockon:

Giest118
05-04-2007, 10:23 PM
I am still not deaf even after listening to my iPod too frigging loud for upwards of a year! :rockon:

Infares
05-04-2007, 10:26 PM
Sleep after a 12 hour day of physical labor :rockon:

Giest118
05-04-2007, 10:29 PM
I am one or more years old! :rockon:

TheEye
05-05-2007, 12:47 AM
Sleep after a 12 hour day of physical labor :rockon:

Amen to that. :rockon:

Pay day FTW! :rockon:

Infares
05-05-2007, 06:22 AM
I am one or more years old! :rockon:

Uh, congratulations?

:rockon:

Whisk33
05-05-2007, 08:51 AM
I am one or more years old! :rockon:


Sleep after a 12 hour day of physical labor :rockon:

I read these in reverse order and write after the other and I was thinking physical labor as in having a baby. And I laughed...:rockon:

Vince
05-05-2007, 03:47 PM
You know, it's really good to have good friends.

Viper_Sweden
05-05-2007, 04:51 PM
Or a life... :D

Gene
05-05-2007, 05:25 PM
Getting addicted to TQ again! :rockon:

Still no IT though. :p

-Gene

Infares
05-06-2007, 07:49 PM
Home from work after my 3rd 12 hour day in a row, two days off coming up :rockon:

Maestro
05-06-2007, 08:33 PM
nice!

Sitting around all Sunday afternoon playing Company of Heroes and Titan Quest and snacking on cheap but yummy artificially flavored vanilla cookies and ordering pizza for dinner while watching the Fox evening line-up = :rockon: X 5!

Infares
05-06-2007, 09:20 PM
You can have up to ten pics per post now per Anti-M's semi-recent changes.

:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:
:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:

Gene
05-06-2007, 10:06 PM
Finally getting an arena set up on RPoL! :rockon:

-Gene

Vince
05-07-2007, 10:39 PM
My friend Viper Sweden mentioned the benefits of having a life. Many moons ago, I had a 22 year old friend at the paper mill who was divorced twice, had five illegitimate daughters (his wives never had any children from him), had his driver's license suspended for a year, and kept getting into trouble for doing reckless things at work.

One night, during a friendly conversation, he asked me if I would be offended if he gave me some personal advice. I agreed, and he said, "You really need to get a life."

I told him, "No, thank you. I'm doing fine without one."

Viper_Sweden
05-08-2007, 02:38 AM
:rockon:, but maybe slightly off-topic... ;)

Brappa
05-08-2007, 04:37 AM
AC-DC :rockon:

Rare Earth Magnets :rockon:

Internet :rockon:

Not Being American :rockon: :) lol.

finnishing homework :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-08-2007, 04:42 AM
Shouldn't finsish homework be in the :errf: thread? :D

Not Being American :rockon:

:D

Brappa
05-08-2007, 05:59 AM
No doing homework should be in the :errf: thread.

finnishing homework means I can play TQ:IT :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

Also that tingly feeling you get when you get in a bath that is just the right temperature. definately :rockon:

BadBreath
05-08-2007, 06:53 AM
Getting my wife addicted to TQ too ! :rockon:

BB

Infares
05-08-2007, 09:24 AM
Being Sorta American on the Grounds of My Geographic Location :rockon:

Whisk33
05-08-2007, 09:26 AM
Jesus:rockon:

Infares
05-08-2007, 09:28 AM
Nuns :rockon:

Batman
05-08-2007, 09:29 AM
Builders finally arriving, only 5 hours late :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-08-2007, 11:00 AM
Pontius Pilate :rockon:

Maestro
05-08-2007, 01:23 PM
:rockon: The Holy Emperor of Terra in his Golden Throne :rockon:

Vince
05-08-2007, 02:53 PM
Note to my friend Viper Sweden:

Pontius Pilate? Nah. Supposedly, he died at Mt. Pilatus in Switzerland (The history is doubtful). And then, of course, local people claim to have seen his hands rising out of the lake, trying to wash off the innocent Blood.

Viper_Sweden
05-08-2007, 03:03 PM
Ok... I'll change it then:

Odínn :rockon:

Better? :D

Brappa
05-08-2007, 06:07 PM
THOR :rockon:

and Tereriums with little people being kept captive inside them :rockon:

Infares
05-08-2007, 07:24 PM
Brahma :rockon:

Gene
05-08-2007, 07:25 PM
Loki? :rockon:

-Gene

Whisk33
05-09-2007, 07:54 AM
Meat:rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-09-2007, 04:16 PM
Raw meat :rockon:

Maestro
05-09-2007, 05:36 PM
hellfire Texas-style spicy chili! :rockon:

Ysklontje
05-09-2007, 07:20 PM
:rockon:French Singer Alizée!:rockon:

Maestro
05-09-2007, 08:07 PM
:rockon:French Singer Alizée!:rockon:

I second that! :rockon:

Vince
05-09-2007, 11:04 PM
Adblocker Plus

TheEye
05-09-2007, 11:17 PM
Getting good at 8-ball. :rockon:

Batman
05-10-2007, 02:33 AM
I played 8-ball for my County once ................. I lost, they didn't ask me again.

Vince
05-10-2007, 10:10 PM
I took my wife out to eat today for Mexican Mother's Day. We accidentally arrived twenty minutes before the restaurant opened. That was good, because the place got packed pretty fast.

fep52
05-12-2007, 03:33 AM
Accidentally putting a sharpened kitchen knife through my left hand and severing a nerve and artery whilst trying to put an extra hole in my belt :rockon:

TheEye
05-12-2007, 03:40 AM
Accidentally putting a sharpened kitchen knife through my left hand and severing a nerve and artery whilst trying to put an extra hole in my belt :rockon:

Are you serious? :eek:

AyAmi
05-12-2007, 06:11 AM
Accidentally putting a sharpened kitchen knife through my left hand and severing a nerve and artery whilst trying to put an extra hole in my belt :rockon:

oh god, man I hope you are ok and your hand will be fine :(

Infares
05-12-2007, 07:37 AM
Accidentally putting a sharpened kitchen knife through my left hand and severing a nerve and artery whilst trying to put an extra hole in my belt :rockon:

:rockon:

I layed my hand open with a miracle blade at the age of 6, being a little kid at the time though, it was such a clean cut that when it healed you couldn't see any scar whatsoever. You know how kids heal like lizards though.

This reminds me though of the time I hit myself on the testicle with a wet pizza pan while trying to wave excess water off of it so I could bake cookies.

Viper_Sweden
05-12-2007, 07:44 AM
:rockon:

fep52
05-12-2007, 08:33 AM
Are you serious? :eek:

I did indeed guys, and thanks for the sympathy (even though it was an act of stupidity on my part). I did it about a month ago and still have numbness down my little finger. The worst part was, I had to take a week and a half off work and couldn't really play the computer!

I'll have to post some piccies ;)

TheEye
05-12-2007, 11:16 AM
I did indeed guys, and thanks for the sympathy (even though it was an act of stupidity on my part). I did it about a month ago and still have numbness down my little finger. The worst part was, I had to take a week and a half off work and couldn't really play the computer!

I'll have to post some piccies ;)

Oh boy, what were you smoking? :knockout:

Hope you're all right now, man. I feel hurt for you... :errf:

Vince
05-12-2007, 04:02 PM
Fep, I'm glad you're okay.

Viper_Sweden
05-12-2007, 04:19 PM
Blood :rockon:

Vince
05-12-2007, 04:25 PM
Whupping Steve Wright in a wrestling match.

Viper_Sweden
05-13-2007, 06:59 AM
Fire :rockon:

fep52
05-13-2007, 04:10 PM
Leaving for work on a Monday morning:rockon:

Boo!

Viper_Sweden
05-13-2007, 04:19 PM
Death :rockon:

Vince
05-13-2007, 04:52 PM
Having a friend return from the United States yesterday with a copy of Immortal Throne for me!!!!!
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!

Now, Mexico's greatest Titan Quest player (That's me, of course) can become Mexico's greatest Immortal Throne player!

Viper_Sweden
05-13-2007, 05:16 PM
Bathory - Blood Fire Death :rockon:

Nestor-Vince (;)) upgrading :rockon:

Vince
05-14-2007, 03:50 PM
The time I figured out how to rewind a DVD without reading the instructions.

Infares
05-14-2007, 10:10 PM
Spontaneous shopping spree FTMFW! :rockon:

I got:


Pokémon Pearl (so I can trade everything I get on Diamond over to it)
Super Mario 64DS
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar
Bose Companion 2 Series II speakers (lots of thump for such little bastards)
Logitech Dual Action analog controller for roms and shiz
Logitech MX Revolution mizzouse

Now listening to Prodigy's Medusa's Path on my new speakers, much better than the little packaged ones that came with my computer.

Whisk33
05-14-2007, 10:34 PM
i JUST MASSACARED SOME JUNIOR/SENIOR HIGH KIDS IN PAINTBALL SATURDAY...
It was bruttal... 2 on 5 (me and a buddy) and I made two of them quit! I even hit one in the penis. and the other I hit around 6 times, ambushed him... it was great!

TheEye
05-16-2007, 07:44 AM
Getting the Legendary Stonebinder's Cuff with high-grade "Alacrity" suffix in less than 20 runs. :rockon:

Batman
05-16-2007, 07:59 AM
Getting the Legendary Stonebinder's Cuff with high-grade "Alacrity" suffix in less than 20 runs. :rockon:

Show off!!! :)

TheEye
05-16-2007, 07:59 AM
Show off!!! :)

:p :p

Infares
05-16-2007, 12:22 PM
Upload a .vault in a zip of that shiz boy! :rockon:

TheEye
05-16-2007, 01:03 PM
Upload a .vault in a zip of that shiz boy! :rockon:

For real? :D
PM me if anyone wants it.

Viper_Sweden
05-16-2007, 02:15 PM
Getting supreme performance by increasing the resolution :rockon:

The Envenomed Kiss
05-16-2007, 04:27 PM
Cable modem!
Dr Pepper
Cheetos
Krystal
Puppies
Teleportation
Ninjas
Baskin Robbins' World Class Chocolate
Crayons :rockon:

Vince
05-16-2007, 04:41 PM
First, a word of explanation. I have a very slow Mexican dial-up connection. Last week, I downloaded Ad Blocker Plus, and my surfing speed went up.

But companies have designed ads to thwart various ad blockers, so you have to figure out how to use "filters" to catch ads that get through.

Okay, now:

Figuring out how to block those Wachovia Bank ads!

Viper_Sweden
05-16-2007, 05:34 PM
Porn bloopers :rockon:

:D

fep52
05-16-2007, 06:01 PM
Starburst Gummy Fruits! :rockon:

Brappa
05-17-2007, 03:49 AM
sugar :rockon:

TheEye
05-17-2007, 04:22 AM
Chocolates. :rockon:

Batman
05-17-2007, 04:23 AM
Kingsmill "Everyday" Bread Buns :rockon:

Brappa
05-17-2007, 04:48 AM
the :rockon: smiley :rockon:

Infares
05-17-2007, 06:54 AM
First, a word of explanation. I have a very slow Mexican dial-up connection. Last week, I downloaded Ad Blocker Plus, and my surfing speed went up.

I <3 Ad Blocker as much as anyone, but your posts are starting to remind me of the spam posts that get deleted on sight.

Whisk33
05-17-2007, 07:35 AM
Owning little kids in paintball!! :rockon:

I have another game this weekend :rockon:
anyone near northeastern Pa? 1 hr south of Binghamton Ny, 2 hr west of Newark, 2 hrs north of Philly....

tim
05-17-2007, 09:33 AM
Iced Mocha from the Human Bean coffee house. :rockon:

Payday!! :rockon:

My constipated cat finally pooped! (with the help of some margarine) :rockon:

Going to The Keg today for lunch and drinks!! :rockon:

FInally got a really good night's sleep last night!! :rockon:

Infares
05-17-2007, 12:29 PM
So did you feed the cat margarine or did you use a whole stick like some kinda suppository?

tim
05-17-2007, 02:06 PM
Fed it to him.

He actually gets Lactulose syrup every morning for his constipation. He's always getting bunged up. Constipation in cats can be fatal within a couple of days. Its a very dangerous thing. How do you tell a cat to drink more water and eat less hair?

Viper_Sweden
05-17-2007, 04:06 PM
Side-language?

Vince
05-17-2007, 11:17 PM
My friend Infares writes: "...your posts are starting to remind me of the spam posts that get deleted on sight.

It's okay, I'm not selling anything or getting a commission. I'm just so happy to get rid of those blasted ads and seeing my computer speed up. However, I will not mention Ad Blocker Plus, the great free add-on for Firefox browsers, any more.

Vince
05-17-2007, 11:19 PM
My wife wants to me to report: Our blender couldn't handle the banana pudding recipe she is making. So, she attached wires to a power drill, and it worked fine.

Whisk33
05-18-2007, 01:40 PM
My wife wants to me to report: Our blender couldn't handle the banana pudding recipe she is making. So, she attached wires to a power drill, and it worked fine.

Thats hot:rockon:

Thursdays. I help out at my church. I run the game room for the junior/senior highers... I was late. The girlfriend set all of it up for me before I even got there. :rockon:
And she had dinner:rockon: :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-18-2007, 03:04 PM
Midsummer coming up in a month or so... Feasting, paying homage to the gods and a ****load of mead! :rockon:

Whisk33
05-18-2007, 03:45 PM
mead?

Viper_Sweden
05-18-2007, 06:17 PM
It's like beer but sweeter and stronger, and made from honey... ;)

Infares
05-18-2007, 08:27 PM
I heard mead makes you angry drunk but I've never tried it myself.

Assuming Midsummer is a Viking holiday?

Also: Lord of the Rings Online :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-19-2007, 05:07 AM
Midsummer is a swedish holiday, but most people just celebrate having a day off. It's actually a fertility holiday, honoring Frej and Freja the most.

Mead doesn't make you angry drunk, it makes you hella-drunk... ;)

Elementalists :rockon:

TheEye
05-19-2007, 05:19 AM
It's like beer but sweeter and stronger, and made from honey... ;)

Sounds cool, but I don't like beer. :D

tim
05-20-2007, 03:03 AM
YouTube - First official JOHN RAMBO (Rambo 4) teaser trailer (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6i090FGzQ) :rockon:

*Warning: Violence.

Infares
05-20-2007, 06:29 AM
Lol all the cool movies coming out are sequels :rockon:

Batman
05-20-2007, 09:17 AM
Funny how Stallone has decided to finish his most famous characters in films that have their full names as titles. Rocky Balboa and John Rambo.
And, hell, ain't he showing his age?

tim
05-20-2007, 01:36 PM
Sure he may be old, but I hope to hell Im remotely close to his physical conditioning at that age.

Vince
05-20-2007, 04:17 PM
Folks, today is our thirtieth wedding anniversary.

I gave her the best years of my life--because she made them the best years of my life.

Infares
05-20-2007, 07:27 PM
Folks, today is our thirtieth wedding anniversary.

I gave her the best years of my life--because she made them the best years of my life.

Congratulations.

Two days off :rockon:

Vince
05-20-2007, 09:35 PM
What a day! On my first farming attempt to get a missing stone, I killed Hades and he dropped the Overlord artifact!!

Who would have thought on my wedding day that thirty years later I would get the Overlord artifact?

Batman
05-21-2007, 03:29 AM
Congratulations Vince and Mrs. Vince, may you have 30 more together.

Vince
05-21-2007, 03:14 PM
My wife has gotten a lot of sympathy, and I've gotten a lot of congratulations. One woman said that I was **** lucky to get her, and I explained that it was skill. Actually, it was the blessing of God.

Whisk33
05-22-2007, 01:33 PM
My Jumping stilts were delievered at my house at 11:41am... still gonna be at work for a couple more hours but then it's :rockon: until the sun goes does... or I do...

TheEye
05-22-2007, 01:38 PM
My Jumping stilts were delievered at my house at 11:41am... still gonna be at work for a couple more hours but then it's :rockon: until the sun goes does... or I do...

Heh... Be careful while you have fun. :headbang:

The Envenomed Kiss
05-22-2007, 05:15 PM
Photoshopping my report card :rockon:

Brappa
05-22-2007, 06:40 PM
Do a flip! :rockon:

Gene
05-22-2007, 09:01 PM
Photoshopping my report card :rockon:
Ah the good ole' days.

-Gene

Vince
05-23-2007, 12:16 AM
My wife wants to brag. She gave the cat a bath, all by herself, and she lived to tell about it. Our enraged cat no longer smells bad.

Batman
05-23-2007, 03:12 AM
Congratulations, Mrs. Vince. Personally, I use the following method:-




HOW TO BATH A CAT

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Terca
05-23-2007, 04:32 AM
Batmans cat bath tip :rockon:

My girlfriend :rockon:
(only thing which comes before TQ:IT;))

Infares
05-24-2007, 09:19 PM
Pierce resistance :rockon:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o150/Infares/pierceresist.jpg

Balshar
05-24-2007, 09:40 PM
Best pic I've seen in a while Infares!
I have NZ$198.07 left to pay on my car...Then it's mine...ALL MINE!

Oh, and congrats Vince!

The Envenomed Kiss
05-25-2007, 01:12 AM
Ah the good ole' days.

-Gene

It worked though! Funding :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-25-2007, 04:58 AM
Two weeks left in school :rockon:

Alphidius
05-25-2007, 08:13 AM
Dodge attacks/projectiles related skills!! :rockon:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Alphidius/Humour/dodge4wf.jpg

TheEye
05-25-2007, 08:26 AM
Dodge attacks/projectiles related skills!! :rockon:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Alphidius/Humour/dodge4wf.jpg

LOL! :rockon:

Maestro
05-26-2007, 10:51 PM
Dodge attacks/projectiles related skills!! :rockon:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Alphidius/Humour/dodge4wf.jpg

Too funny! I'd nominate this for post of the week (if we had one)!

Vince
05-27-2007, 03:30 PM
It's now my desktop background.

The Envenomed Kiss
05-28-2007, 11:27 AM
Saltwater Bow Fishing Redneck Style! :rockon:

Infares
05-28-2007, 08:01 PM
Like, shooting the fish with a bow and arrow? Wtf?

You got a piece of straw hanging out of your mouth or something?

:rockon:

The Envenomed Kiss
05-28-2007, 08:54 PM
Yeah! -the Straw + teh yeehaaaaaaw

The Envenomed Kiss
05-28-2007, 08:55 PM
Coffee flavored Jelly Beans :rockon:

Alphidius
05-29-2007, 11:48 AM
Miss Universe (http://www.missuniverse.com/)!!! :rockon:
Japan won!!! :rockon:

TheEye
05-29-2007, 12:09 PM
Miss Universe (http://www.missuniverse.com/)!!! :rockon:
Japan won!!! :rockon:
Nippon sugoi! :rockon:

Vince
05-29-2007, 01:08 PM
In reference to shooting fish with a bow and arrow:

There actually are people who will hire a boat to go after swordfish. If they hook a swordfish, they set their line, take out a handgun, and try to shot the swordfish as it jumps up and down in the water.

They prefer using a 9mm, because it does less damage, making the swordfish last longer.

The Envenomed Kiss
05-29-2007, 02:34 PM
I prefer bow.. more sportsmanlike

Dragonfruit :rockon:

Viper_Sweden
05-29-2007, 03:07 PM
Pah... I fish with my hands... :D

Gene
05-29-2007, 03:16 PM
Pah... I fish with my hands... :D
Hands? I just jump into the water and start biting random things. Took my buddies arm off last week. Poor bastard.

-Gene

Batman
05-29-2007, 03:19 PM
There is only one way to go fishing...................... with a hand grenade and a keep net.

The Envenomed Kiss
05-29-2007, 03:24 PM
I fish with my [censored] but all I catch are girls :[

Gene
05-29-2007, 03:30 PM
I fish with my [censored] but all I catch are girls :[
I tried that once. I caught a lot of seamen. (stupid joke)

-Gene

Viper_Sweden
05-29-2007, 04:05 PM
I tried to do that once, but everything saw me as a sperm whale...





:D

Gene
05-29-2007, 04:43 PM
I tried to do that once, but everything saw me as a sperm whale...





:D
lol

Yours was better than mine! :rockon:

-Gene

The Envenomed Kiss
05-29-2007, 10:42 PM
My bf taking me out for a suprise romantic dinner :rockon:

Said romantic dinner being ruined when the step-brother you hate shows up and invites himself to your table :evil:

Sitting face to face with the step-brother you've hated your entire life for molesting you as a child and not reaching across the table and shoving your fork through his juglar and slamming his face into an empty dish. I think I deserve a :rockon: for that:neutral:

Gene
05-29-2007, 11:45 PM
My bf taking me out for a suprise romantic dinner :rockon:

Said romantic dinner being ruined when the step-brother you hate shows up and invites himself to your table :evil:

Sitting face to face with the step-brother you've hated your entire life for molesting you as a child and not reaching across the table and shoving your fork through his juglar and slamming his face into an empty dish. I think I deserve a :rockon: for that:neutral:
Shoulda' invited me, I'd have killed him for ya. I'd have thrown in a skinning for free.

Good on you though for toughing it out.

-Gene

fep52
05-30-2007, 12:10 AM
pay day :rockon:

Infares
05-30-2007, 08:29 AM
Sitting face to face with the step-brother you've hated your entire life for molesting you as a child and not reaching across the table and shoving your fork through his juglar and slamming his face into an empty dish. I think I deserve a :rockon: for that:neutral:

This explains a lot about some of the violent stuff going on in your head.

Been to a psychologist yet?

For my :rockon: for the day, listening to talk radio while between sleep and awake states and having your brain turn on a virtual TV inside your head along with what's going on on the radio.

Man Cow Muller was talking with a guy of the Rael movement about the Elohim coming to earth and engineering the human race and in my mind, a robot fashioned after an african-american boy with curly hair and glasses was making car motor noises into a microphone.

I swear to god I've never used LSD in my life, or any other kind of psychedelics.

Viper_Sweden
05-30-2007, 09:19 AM
I swear to god I've never used LSD in my life, or any other kind of psychedelics.

Yeah right... :D

Hallucinating :rockon:

tim
05-30-2007, 12:22 PM
Killing a Half-Dragon / Half-Gargantuan Spider in D&D 3.5 last night with my 3rd lvl cleric and taking time in the fight to cure moderate and cure light wounds to fallen party members in the middle of combat. Everyone in the party dropped below 0, some were critical. I never took 1hp of dmg. =)

:rockon:

Gene
05-30-2007, 03:52 PM
Killing a Half-Dragon / Half-Gargantuan Spider in D&D 3.5 last night with my 3rd lvl cleric and taking time in the fight to cure moderate and cure light wounds to fallen party members in the middle of combat. Everyone in the party dropped below 0, some were critical. I never took 1hp of dmg. =)

:rockon:
I'm in love. :nerd:

-Gene

Vince
05-30-2007, 04:11 PM
My friend Envenomed Kiss writes: "My bf taking me out for a suprise romantic dinner

Said romantic dinner being ruined when the step-brother you hate shows up and invites himself to your table."

Then my friend Gene replied: "Shoulda' invited me, I'd have killed him for ya."

To which I reply: You really should have invited me. I'd have filled up my plate, and then left you and your boyfriend alone. When what's-his-name showed up, there wouldn't have been anything for him to eat. That would have left him weak enough for the manager to throw him out.

PS. Although I've never been sexually abused, my father was a child abuser, so I sort of know how you feel.

fep52
05-31-2007, 01:56 AM
Thats really heavy stuff guys - its an understatement I'm sure, but it sucks that you had to endure that sort of abuse throughout your lives...

Vince
05-31-2007, 01:21 PM
Thanks Fep. My dad reaped what he sowed, and I'm doing okay now.

tim
05-31-2007, 01:25 PM
I'm in love. :nerd:

-Gene

You must be a fellow D&D geek. I figure only someone who knows what I said would realize how impressive that was.

:nerd: