The Humourous Weapon Positions Thread

[bonobo4]

In appreciation of the Humourous Screenie Thread, I give you the "Humourous Weapon Positions Thread!" It's basically where you post screens of weapons in funny, or physically impossible positions. To make it more interesting, you get points for certain things.

Rules

• All floating things must have the name showing, no name, no points. (Only stationary items show names.)
• All items must be stationary, (no it was standing, now it's not items.)
• No Containers! Points will not be awarded for bone piles or sarcophagi or any containers!
• Screenshots WITH SHADOWS are needed so we can determine floating from standing.

Point System
1pt - Standing Weapon/Shield
3pts - Standing Weapon/Shield In Funny Position
5pts - Physically Incorrect Weapon/Shield
5pts - Sinking Weapon/Shield
10pts - Physically Incorrect/Shield In Funny Position
10pts - Sinking Weapon/Shield In Funny Position
50pts -

Originally Posted by ASYLUM101

Two items, standing upright, ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

Leaderboard
1. Kir4 - 301pts
2. bonobo4 - 146pts
3. Matseb2611 - 98pts
4. Caw521 - 72pts
5. JerryM - 17pts
6. Zyamos - 5pts
7. Irma2 - 3pts

Sound fair? Good. I'll start with some images made in the humourous screenie thread.
2pts for this by Kir4


10pts for this by Kir4


1pt for this by me, bonobo4, (P.S. The spear is impaling the satyr. )

[Kir4]

Just to explain the "shadows are necessary"-rule: It's difficult to see a difference between floating weapons and weapons standing upright without shadows.

Edit: And please add an "upright" to the "weapons standing on top of each other"
...AND add those 5 points to your score for the floating spear.

[bonobo4]

Kir4 do you agree with the rules and how this is going so far, (points?)

[Kir4]

Originally Posted by Kir4

Edit: And please add an "upright" to the "weapons standing on top of each other"
...AND add those 5 points to your score for the floating spear.

=> And correct the thread's name. It's "weapon", not "weopen"

[bonobo4]

Right. Always get the spelling wrong! How'd I edit the name?

[Kir4]

Not sure. As far as I know, you need to ask an admin or moderator... kinda complicated.

[bonobo4]

Ok, I'll ask yerkyerk or Brappa. Thanks for including a link here in your sig, extra promotions never hurt, I put one in mine! I hope this thread works and people contribute.

[Kir4]

I hope for this to work, too. The more people I pwn, the better.

[bonobo4]

Originally Posted by Kir4

I hope for this to work, too. The more people I pwn, the better.

Lol, thanks for the rep. I gave you some too! When you say pawn people, you mean that if you're top, you want to beat the most people possible? Of course, we all want that. Me too. You're on!

[Kir4]

Just realized two things:

• Almost every weapon in TQ floats a little. Not a problem, though. Only those who look really messed up gain points.
• Fix the OP. You really don't like the word "weapon", do you?